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Because it fills the hole in our lives that would otherwise be filled by doing things with normie friends

>his courses use my mathlab and computer assignments

Did they beat the high score?

There weren't any deaths

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Caught this absolute gem earlier today.

/rus/

/mämmi

ei
/balt/

was it a muslim attack?

I took this picture yesterday, r8

Um, racist much?

>/balt
>no

it's pretty plain

Somalian.

No one died so he'll be able to sue the US government for mental trauma.

I don't think so.
Also this

took this picture yesterday, r8

Reposting because new bread
>Use metal pipe to smoke weed (so I don't have to worry about dropping it)
>Brass filter gets a hole in the center
>Weed and ashes regularly fall through
>Open up pipe after a few days of this
>Some black stuff all over the inside
>Looks like literal tar, slimy and thick
>Set the tube of the pipe down on my bedsheet, a brown liquid stain that smells faintly of alcohol among other things forms under it
>Load the black stuff into the bowl and try to smoke it
>Just get an extremely bitter taste in my mouth and no smoke, the substance doesn't appear to be phased by the fire in the least
>Take out and toss the filter I placed it in
>Still get a small bitter taste on some hits when smoking weed with a different filter
What the hell did I create?
I put the pipe in a baggie full of alcohol like a month or two ago to clean it out thoroughly, but I washed it with water afterwards and let it dry, maybe it wasn't cleaned thoroughly enough and some of the resin that had absorbed alcohol remained?

I'd imagine it's hard to sue anyone when you're dead

An extremist I mean, I'm sorry.

#NotallMuhammads

oh he died? rip

so muslims hate rhythm games now?

>Somalian.
In Ohio?

>Webassign

How did he get his motor dingy all the way to Ohio?

apparently there's a lot of somali immigrants here
I've never seen one though desu

just made ramen that looked straight out of an anime

I'm scared to so much as step outside the apartment. Depression and agoraphobia hold hands.

>tfw no girl to share my ramen with

Get out of your house.

Dumb cunt.

>Bought 2 cans of this drink called Surge that I haven't had in fucking years
>drink one can on the way to work because thirsty as hell
>leave the other in break room fridge with my name on it and my lunch
>4 hrs later
>drink is gone
>someone stole my cold bag of Rally's seasoned french fries
I swear i need to lock up my shit in the fridge

>just made ramen that looked straight out of an anime

>leaving food on sight and trusting that people will not eat it
that was your first mistake

It's all about routine. Try to leave the house everyday even i it's just walking around the block.

I notice when I go even 2 or 3 days without leaving the house I start getting anxious about leaving.

>why yes, I do drink Surge

>why yes, I AM from England

I haven't heard a human voice in three days.

Tall girls like Swift, Ivanka, and Maria Sharapova are the best. Unfortunately my state is inhabited by womanlettes.

Are there tall girls in your state or region /cum/?

better than cumbeast.
+10 potential.
>

My goal is to go to starbucks and get my haircut today.

if only Taytay had an ass, she'd be a solid 9/10

r8 me
don't h8 me

>tall
>no ass
What's the fucking point then

Good afternoon, /cum/~

why so obsessed with starbucks?
also how do their coffees taste?

lol you forgot to edit the mirror

fucking doxxed

why are there hearts flowing out of a blank background?

Good Morning!

there are real life bonobos posting ITT

Lots of teenage girls around, it's close, nowhere else near me where I can do homework.

I've been getting small hot chocolates. I'm just trying to get out of the house.

Small tight asses are cute too.

Good afternoon, Canada.

>when the 23andme results come in the mail and it says you're ethnically Californian

im not gay im just spontaneous

D-don't be like that, Burger-san! Akari a cute!~

Konichiwa.

What time is it in Arizona? :o

>canadian and a brit
you are shit.

t. Hank Hill

...

>have a hankering to play video games (something I haven't done in years)
>download steam and buy some games
>realize I don't have a desktop or let alone a gaming laptop. just a normal laptop with a standard intel core

just wasted money on games I can't even play. I deserve to die quicker and more painfully than a natural death.

>ethnically californian
>mfw a britburka thought states were ethnic categories near me

>Arizona

Ask for a refund

boo. You americans are slacking, the world might think you are not insane if you keep doing normal shit.

Tried cheaping out on the converse and now I'm going to end up paying more than I wanted to.

Anybody get any good deals this year?

>teenage girls
are you a pedo?
I TOLD YOU NOT TO

t. los zetas

that needs to be a southern california flag

Where do people get money for shopping? I have a job but there is no money.

O-Oh my, I'm so sorry. They both start with an A. Silly me :3

Answer my question pls

>Ask for a refund
thinking about holding on to them in case I ever get a desktop, which won't be a while because I literally just bought my current laptop a week ago

I bought xcom enemy unknown for $7

Women 5'9 and taller are better than short women. I need to visit the Midwest again.

What is a good country to legally have sex with 14 year old girls?

That's what you get. Maybe you should have taken 5 minutes before purchasing all those games to think things through. You didn't think though and that's why you fucked up. Maybe use your head next time, if you even have one.

this England flag guy is truly astounding in his shitposting

Should really apply for Aussie citizenship desu

1:46

We had to calm down when everyone kept trying to take our guns

Superjail

your mom has been p cheap lately

...

By not being poor and having a real job.

I slept all day yesterday because I didn't want to exist. I dreamed last night I was on island for so long I had lost my name and past and upon leaving people actually cared.

Pell grants (quasi-neetbox).

Living at home or not in an expensive area helps as well.

You could live like a king on not a lot of money in a semi-rural/ old suburb on $20,000/year.

sorry Dad

>this England flag guy is truly astounding in his shitposting
>Should really apply for Aussie citizenship desu

nice numbers vape man

I had a really weird dream. I wish I could remember it.
I woke up saying, "what the fuck?"

Be ashamed of yourself

That's the afternoon, silly goose!~

I save one hundred per cent of income outside of bills and live in worst part of town. I have fourteen pounds of oats or about a hundred and fifty meals. Where does the money go?

It's morning in Tokyo

isn't noon then?

I don't know how to tie my shoes can someone help me?

Trump caused OSU

Are you an anime girl?

*ties them together and pushes you down the stairs*
BITCH

Where do you live and how much money do you make?

I don't know how to tie my shoes or swim, try to surpass that

its morning in America

*steals ur pizza*

If you want me to be