>Wed, MLS
Philadelphia Union vs Columbus Crew SC, 7pm EST
DC United vs Seattle Sounders, 8pm
Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes, 10:30
>Thurs, MLS
NYCFC vs Real Salt Lake, 7pm
FC Dallas vs Houston Dynamo, 9pm
LA Galaxy vs Sporting KC, 10:30
No games this weekend, unless:
>nasl.com
>uslsoccer.com
First for Colorado
why so early?
>34 posts early
>not linking in the previous thread
waiting for le do it 4 free man to prune this thread
>not knowing where the old thread is
Who's mad?
First (er, Fifth) for Seattle Dynasty.
UNION
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i didn't know there were so many illegal aliens in DC
>Soon: me edition
(me)
i like this pic 2bqh
I'm sorry, I'm drawing a complete
>Blank
Soon fag, what euro teams to you like?
Are these fans of a Mexican team? I'm confused.
>Open Cup babbies
>No games this weekend, unless:
NASL stacking all the games on Saturday
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TOMORROW
is it finally the Union's year?
espnfc.com
The USSF shouldn't have picked him if he was available
The problem the dual nationals is they aren't screened well
it's up to the players on who they represent
>No women's Soccer thread
Stay butthurt, betas.
A little but, but if they're only accepting the call-up because they want to play in the world cup and not because they want to represent their country then they should fuck off
Rossi is regretting his decision for the wrong reasons
wtf is wrong with you? make a nswl thread if you want to talk about it so much faggot
>liking women
>gay
Oh, internet.
>vaginas
>not gay
come on son
So we're all lesbians!
Anyway, back to sports.....................
>wimmenz sawker
>"sport"
Pick one, friend
>NASL
>not choosing lesbians
>6/4
Ft Lauderdale Strikers vs NY Cosmos, 7 EST
Carolina Railhawks vs Jacksonville Armada FC, 7:30
Tampa Bay Rowdies vs Ottawa Fury FC, 7:30
Miami FC vs Indy Eleven, 8pm
Rayo OKC vs Minnesota United FC, 9pm
spotted the newfag
Games. 14 games.
Sorry, busy spanking it to lesbians.
>no MLS games for days
What the fuck am I supposed to watch? Baseball?
Clean your room Matt.
Yes
Slate of games tomorrow
Plus Canadian Championship
speaking of the roody poos i was actually visiting st petersburg over the weekend. they let me go inside and gave me a little tour of the stadium. it was bretty neat.
Superior OP image choice
>Canadian Championship
Literally what.
waiting for green and purple kits
>no one ever posts MLS webms.
Lets fix that lads.
>memorize all the MLS cities
>memorize the mascot for every MLS team
>be expected to memorize which corporate sponsor goes on which jersey
NOPE NOPE NOPE
>He doesn't know the corporate sponsors/what the jerseys look like.
Quick reference for you m8, off the top of my head, with their industry in parentheses:
CHI: Valspar (paint)
CLB: Barbasol (shaving cream?)
COL: Transamerica (financial services)
LA: Herbalife (nutritional supplements pyramid scheme)
SEA: Xbox (consumer electronics)
POR: Alaska Airlines
SJ: Sutter Health
RSL: Lifevantage (financial services?)
DAL: Advocare (nutritional supplements)
HOU: BHP Billiton (mining)
VAN: Bell (telecom)
MTL: BMO (banking)
TOR: BMO
NY: Red Bull (beverages)
NYC: Etihad Airways
NE: United HealthCare
DC: Leidos (defense contracting)
PHI: Bimbo (bread)
ORL: Orlando Health
SLC: Ivy Funds (financial services)
Meant SKC, not SLC.
Shit, why do I know all of this offhand anyway
>MTL and TOR are the same
What the actual--
>Pyramid scheme
Well yeah
WHY INDEED
Thinking about making a new thread just for the USOC
Liverpool mainly but I don't follow them close at all. I watch almost all their games but don't always know about every single transfer n shit. Besides that if I had to choose teams in other leagues- barca, Dortmund (Klopp), and juve (zidane juve was my first kit)
Don't kid yourself, this is /mls/ only by name. American soccer is what it actually encompasses.
nwslfriends barely even post, you getting this triggered will only make them want to post even more.
>liverpool
>barca
>dortmund
>juve
i'm not even remotely surprised.
>unexpected injuries
>need to make 4 transfers this week in order to have a fantasy starting XI
FUCK
Stupid soccer faggots
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It's actually properly referred to as "football" my angry friend :) this thread is for discussion of the greatest sport in the world, the worlds game.
now did any of you catch that premier league match the other day? What a blinder that was mates!
this p. much /mls/ itself is what allowed the inclusion of lower league shills and NWSLshills, this is all by our own hand, for better or worse
>USL is 9-3 against NASL from 2012-2015
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fiftyfive.one
NOICE
Stupid Soccer Faggots
Bruh
Handegg
LMAO
We're all gay for not being on Sup Forums so no one's perfect.
>beefcake holding flag in background overshadows the qt latinas
>latinas
I legit thought DC was 100% either black or Congressman.
8 of 9 NASL teams playing this round at home this year, compared to 4 of 9 last year
Don't expect another oh-for-seven kind of night
>ussf protecting D2 babies
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>tfw it was already 100 degrees out today
>105+ by the end of the week inland
Help
they said it was going to be 93 today, and it hit 103
>tfw they are saying fri is 98 and it's gonna be 108
>tfw forecast calls for rain
I'm ready for round two
>not enjoying based summer
the good teams were the only ones who got coverage in USA back then. Somehow I remember Leeds being on TV a lot back then too. Id probably be a Lyon fan if the french league was ever on tv...my friend was from lyon.
Bring it.
NASL to our god given first division when? We'll beat usLEL and mLELS easily.
This has never been a good meme, be gone with ye
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
Don't ever respond to me again mlels tripfag
>NASL has the best winning percentage in this time period vs. MLS
what the fuck does this even mean
>tfw no qt canadian gf
jdimsa
scroll up dunce
>win less than half of games vs MLS
>WE SHOULD BE TOP DIVISION
>top division league owned by NFL billionaires
>struggles to beat 2nd division
lmao try again
compared to other lower leagues
2nd division has a better record vs the 1st division than the 3rd and 4th divisions do? color me surprised
Is your body even ready for tomorrow, user?
CREW
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Keep moving those goalposts user, someday your league won't be a laughingstock
Meant to point to
>MLS
>laughingstock
There's just too high a percentage of Americans who fear/hate something just because it's new. Eventually they get used to it and STFU (or die of old age, anyway).
>the first touch of Zardes going to Galatasaray
Please, free us Turkey.
Stupid Soccer Faggots
>not liking the hometown kid
Come on kid.
>implying there aren't more hometown kids waiting in line behind Zardes
McBean sure, but Brucie loves his geriatrics.
McBean, Lassiter, Mediola, and if they can stay healthy Villarreal and BJ.
Good for usoc I think.
>SOUN
>>Open Cup Third Round starts TODAY
OKC @ OKC had better have a fight break out.
At least a rap battle.
The shenanigans have already started
newsok.com
I'd be surprised if something DIDN'T break out
>Soon: too busy to soonpost later edition
ms13 is big there
>Rayo OKC.
Still disgusted by this name, desu.
better then energy fc