/rug/ general - designated sledge thread edition

Talk about rugby you fucks.

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had my surgery today lads.

i hope it wasn't a success

apparently SBW is going to go to the blues after rejoining super rugby.

Will that be enough to make the blues not gash?

It was actually. Getting discharged tomorrow. So suck a dick.

Ireland btfo

no

Gender reassignment?

Wasabi naholo is over rated

KEK. I just know that meme fuck is going to cost us gold at the Olympics

Good evening

:)

>Weekday /rug/

Ankle ligament stabilisation.

Got some sweet pins and plates that are going to go great with 8 weeks of a moon boot and 6 months of rehab. Really looking forward to it.

>6 months of rehab

Deserve it for being an alcoholic desu

BIG
BAD
BUNDEE
AKI

>Fox Sports ad hyping the Aus/Eng series
>5 poms in england gear walking towards camera talking about how english fans aren't fairweather and support their team no matter what
>they literally jeered their own kicker less than a week ago to the extent that a big brave australian had to stand up for him
>pic related

Any /lifelong/ England fans here? How long have you been lifelong lads, or if you are not, will you be a lifelong fan if England win in Australia?

What will the boks starting 15 look like for their game against Leinster?

Do you actually care or was that just an opportunity to refer to the Irish team as Leinster?

Lifelong England fan here, ever since they beat us on sunday.

Both.

15. Chippy
14. Mvovo
13. JP Pietersen
12. Jan Serfontein
11. Lionel Mapoe
10. Pat Lambie
9. Faf de Klerk
1. Stephen Kitshoff
2. Adrian Strauss
3. Beast
4. Lood
5. Eben
6. Franc Louw
7. Siya Kolisi
8. Warren Whitely

They'll balance experience with token darkies.

>pootersen instead of de allende

I think de allende might be used as a utility back because he's more flexible.

I originally had him at 12 and then I realised they're probably going to want to bolt serfontein into that position now that JdV is gone.

It will be interesting to see what team they actually end up coming up with.

>the best 10 in RSA is Lambie

Is South African rugby finished lads?

He's been solid in the last few games

Against:

15. Kearney
14. Trimble
13. Payne
12. Henshaw
11. D. Kearney
10. Sexton
9. Murray
1. McGrath
2. Best
3. Ross
4. Toner
5. Henderson
6. Ruddock
7. Stander
8. Heaslip

Who wins /rug/?

Connacht win the league.

No players in the starting 15.

Henshaw only half counts because he's moving to Leinster.

Kek.

Pretty ridiculous how D.Kearney can be considered ahead of Matt Healy

Yea its ridiculous how neither of this seasons joint top try scorers (Healy and Gilroy) have a place in the extended squad.

Aren't all of Connacht's players Bundee Aki though?

What the team should have been.

15. Payne
14. Gilroy
13. Henshaw
12. McCloskey
11. Healy
10. Sexton/Jackson
9. Murray
8. Heaslip
7. Stander
6. Henderson
5. Toner
4. Dillane
3. Furlong
2. Best
1. McGrath

He's just 12 of them

Can they chase box kicks though?

Why doesn't Dan Biggar do that up and under thing he does in the 22, just over the try line? He catches it practically every time.

youtube.com/watch?v=8ut1n6Nfs9Y

How often do you have broken play on your opponents 22?

Put him in the pocket for a drop goal but do that kick instead.

It was poor defence more than anything else.

Yes, Gilroy is at worst decent under the high ball.

Don't know about Healy but I'd assume he'd do fine too.

>tfw national team loses to Chiefs

how can you have a national team when you are not even an independent nation?

>Mark Reddish to Harlequins
is he any good?

>a literal colony

Box kicks would probably be a good option against the meme negro SA wingers this tour.

>flag is literally a cropped Australian flag

Good luck being a woman brah

Will the sunwolves ever win a championship?

Why is our poomunity dead?

I only comment during >jags games anyways.

Unlikely unless they stack their team with the entire Japan squad and sign some big forwards.

Also is anyone else getting bullshit captchas?

How's their season going?

Chiefs should unironically be the most interesting game kek
Really hope Tyler Morgan and Eli Walker get gametime

Literally who

Get some self respect lad.

>tfw no more rugby for a month

not liking this feel lads

>Wales v All Blacks, England v Australia, South Africa v Ireland, Argentina v Italy, Japan v Canada in 10 days
>repeated for 3 Saturdays
>no rugby for a month

Know Your Stuff, Ahmed.

What? The test games start in literally 11 days

>It's not the middle of May

what the fuck am I doing with my life

SEEEEEEETHING casual detected.
Back to /r/ugbyunion, Mohammed.

You could spend the nest 10 days looking for a job.

...

Sort your shit out Gook.

The annoying thing about this is they'll go completely unnoticed here since the Euros start in 10. Fucking no pubs will be showing the games either.

Wales/England games are on like 8am so comfy breakfast /rug/ will be happening.

This tbhfam.

Breh..

>Nh rug

Fucking gash night's sleep lads. Every time I hit the pain relief button an alarm went off saying the line was obstructed when it wasn't and then a nurse had to come fix it.

>Every time I hit the pain relief button an alarm went off saying the line was obstructed when it wasn't and then a nurse had to come fix it

What the fuck are you talking about

>the state of my captchas today

Off his meds again. Explains the quality of SH posting tbqh

>Tana Umaga is reported to have gone to the NSW blues camp before state of origin

LGTSS

>worst coach in super rugby
>the fourth best team in rugby league needs him to come in to teach them because they find their "sport" too difficult to understand without his help

Will league ever recover?

>Recover

Can't recover what you never had

Official Wales team to keep the score within 30 points against New Zealand.

15- Williams
14- North
13- Davies
12- Roberts
11- Amos
10- Biggar
9- Webb
8- Faletau
7- Warburton
6- King
5- AWJ
4- Charteris
3- Lee
2- Owens
1- Evans

How bad are Wales going to be when this current crop of players retire? Like... A lot of the people in the team have been there for 2 world cups now. Are there any young prospects coming through?

Amos?

Why is SBW streaming on fb?

>muh game plan
>muh structure

Warburton, Faletau, North and Halfpenny are all pretty young. Even AWJ I think is only like 28 and it feels like he's been around forever

There are shitloads of good young players but Gatland never uses any of them. He really needs to fuck off if you guys rape us 3-0

Probably the announcement that he's signed with the Poos for next season.

He should just off himself instead tttt

Practically all that team will still be around for the next world cup. Gatlel refuses to drop certain guys though. Roberts, Priestlel, Cuthbert etc

The Story behind SBW signing with the Blues is that one of the Chiefs regular bonding rituals involves grabbing a hogget from the nearest farm and running train on it in the dressing room, which was too much, even for a mudslime like him.

Nah he wasn't resigned because he would sit on the bench. Sbw is nothing but an expensive luxury impact player

So, ESPN put together a few ocassions of refs favouring other teams and/or not punishing them with the same rigurosity as they do with the Jags.

Sharks fuck the scrum up twice and no penalty try but, if the Jags do it once, the ref calls it.

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Regardless, Jags are playing like shit but refs are being total cunts to them.

Niggers don't deserve respect

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>argentina >white memes
What is this? 2012?

The meme now is that Argentina are the whitest team in Africa.

Yeah, I thought of memes when the Jags were put in the African group, lel.

racism is clearly to blame

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>Moala and SBW together
The blues will have the best midfield in the comp next year almost Nonu-Smith level

/nina/

>leave the tv on while im shagging the wifey
>afl game comes on
>spike in viewership in NZ
>newstalkzb.co.nz/news/national/afl-club-eyes-auckland-fixtures/

how do i tell them without breaking their hearts lads

Mate your missus was in the room when you were watching the AFL. She already knows you're gay you won't break her heart.

afl was on in the other room lad
i dont have a TV in the bedroom

Moala and Ranger on the wings, Ioane and SBW paired in the centre, Nanai at fullback.

2warm4me

>Memer Morgan not starting at 10

It's like you don't even want to win

criminal how he is even in the squad to start with

Who wants to sponsor my relocation to Aus senpaitachi?

I'm dun with this shit

how much does it cost?