Let's play: pick a state

Pick whatever state you want, put a mark on it and upload your image. Me and other mexifags will tell you what you'll find there.

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that's where you're wrong kiddo

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this one

Yucatan
Locals are brown skinned, smaller than average mexican, curved nose and funny accent (like spanish+arab, they are mayan descendants). There are beautiful shores and nice archaeological sites but going there means mosquitoes will rape your soul. Average temperature is 35°C, unless you are a biologist you don't wanna go inside the jungle. There are technically no cartel activity (at least no violence), you will find asian and european tourists, food is good, some of the best cities with spanish-like architecture are here but also some indigenous settlements. Perfect state for tourists that like sub tropical biodiversity, mayan culture and non violence.

Yucatán, Mérida is the only city (but very beautiful city, one of the best of Mexico), hot as fuck, expensive as fuck, full of Amerindians, lots of tourism, WE WUZ MAYANS N SHIT
Qunitana Roo, almost the same as Yucatán, but it has more tourism and more big cities

I pick this one

Desert

chicano JAJASJSHASHAHSAJSHA

Quintana Roo (named after a hero of independence, the state was created ''recently'', used to be part of Yucatan)
The best state for most americans, you will find the most beautiful, most visited and ''less'' polluted beaches. Average tempreature is 30°C, perfect for those who love recreational parks and foreign-friendly tourism. The most exclusive hotels are here, you will find a lot of american and south american tourists. You can find food from all the country here and good trips to cuba or cozumel. Booty parade in the beaches. Scuba diving, shark-diving and whale shark diving is fun (coral reefs are damaged :(). Nocturnal life is great if you have money and a nice face.

The bad things: Hurricanes, mosquitoes, marginated settlements, the shore is the only civilizated place, the rest is full of ugly looking houses and tiny brown people...Unless you are a biologist or want to visit amusement parks don't go into the jungle. It is one of the most corrupt states sadly, there are almost no universities, tourism is all what people have here.

lol i don't even know what happens there

Gracias, amigos. I'm going there on vacation with my family over Christmas, I'm looking forward to it.

Jalisco
This state is nicknamed: ''The western pearl''
You will find the classical (yet less shitty) mexican stereotype/culture. It's claimed mariachi music was born here, spicy and delicious food, tequila was born here, the average temperature is 25-30° C. There are some nice girls here, ''white'' population is above average here, the state claims to be the most macho state yet is full of some faggot chads. The beaches are more exclusive and i think way less shitter than acapulco. If you go to the east/south you will find exceptional forests it is an example of how ecosystems can vary in mexico from state to state.

The bad: Some cartels can operate here but beheading are not a common thing, desert is a common landscape here, people is nice but can look intimidating, the capital (guadalajara) is somewhat overpopulated but not as mexico city. It can get very boring unless you have money.

that sucks. seems like a good place to run away to?

Zacatecas ''a state founded on silver extraction''

Zacatecas is a great state for those who love spanish architecture, people is nice but can be ugly moustached and lazy (btw this state is at least the 2nd on exporting immigrants to the US). Averace temperature is 22-30°C but in certain regions (including the capital) the temperature drops to very cold conditions between -10 and 10°C. The average landscape is a beautiful desdert, steppes plateau with red colored sand, agriculture and livestock are a common element. The mountains are filled with some conifer forests, there are some nice white girls but is very very weird to find one, peyote grows here, northern (native like) indigenous people inhabits the desert. The food is based on some nice cheese, wheat and meat. There are german-ethnical groups in the north (''menonitas'')

The bad: Drought, marginated towns, vast non populated territory, ugly and fat people, cartels are more dangerous here they can kidnap tourists and block roads, the army and police are on the road so it can be intimidating, it's kinda boring, just colonial architecture of some cities and abandoned mines are good.

>tiny brown people
Seriously man, that's just fucking bait, it's not how I would refer to the Maya

You'll be fine...if you like mainstream destinations

Thanks for the detailed description. Sounds like an interesting place.

What about?: dark skinned, maybe the most friendly ethic group of people in mexico and with stilized face and good cooking recipes.

Hi mexicans
What state should a white guy go to, for safe fun but to meet hot women?
Like a state where I won't be murdered or robbed, but has decent weather, women and scenery.

Why are your women so unfriendly towards gringos?
so many californians have never been down there, because it sounds so ghetto. Could you red line mexico for me, and tell me what parts I are not ghetto?

Let me think, i'll answer in a moment

Not sure, there's Baja California Sur or the three states at the peak (Yucatán, Quintana Roo, Campeche) they're safe states but the weather is terrible in all these places. Then there are the "not that safe" states that has comfier weather and are interesting to see, like Aguascalientes, Querétaro, San Luis Potosí, Guanajuato, Hidalgo), and lastly, the biggest cities (Mexico City, Guadalajara, Puebla, Monterrey)

-Baja california sur
-Jalisco
-Coahuila
-Nuevo León
-Mexico City
-Colima (hey this state has potential)

I think they dislike you because you stereotype them with ''Latinas''. If you find a nice mexican girl with enough brain to gain don't think you are his ''papi'', as every other girl you gotta know her and know what she likes and what she does not like. Another reson could be they feel insecure because you are ''American'' and they are ''Mexicans'', give them some confidence.

You gotta risk some things: Mexico city for example is a city with nice girls (sometimes from other states of the country) but you gotta avoid the guetto zones and just be in the central areas and visit more exclusive areas where the common people doesn't go (libraries, bars, some museums or parks)

A mexican university is a good place to find nice girls too after all it works as a filter. Go to beaches and recreational parks (like Xcaret in Quintana Roo)

If you want nice body girls visit the states avobe but have in mind you have to be always in the central areas of cities avoiding crime and guetto. Colima tho, i've heard is a underrated nice small state with pretty girls, nayarit too and even Durango.

Please search the names of the states, i'm having a lazy moment to edit the map.

>to gain...
Respect from others
(My bad)

This one intrigues me.

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any info on middle state?

What goes on over here?

a friend told me it's the Kansas of Mexico

what's up with these little guys

>Baja Calfornia Sur
Literally just dessert, hot as FUCK, Los Cabos and La Paz are nice cities, whale watching

>Aguascalientes
Pretty nice city with very comfy weather, very underrated
>Colima and Tlaxcala
Nobody gives a flying fuck about them
>Morelos
Nice nature, shitty cities
>Mexico City
welp

This is Baja California Sur, as the name suggests it is the southern California...of the California located at south of...California???? wtf..

Anyways, BCS is an usual destination for retired American and some asian people. The state is americanized overall and it's main income is ecoturism, fishing and beach tourism.

The cartels usually don't go bananas here (unlike northern california). I think, it's the less populated state in the country. The cities are like a mix between LA suburbs and the common northern mexican city. I don't know how average people is (i've never been there) but i met some light skinned baja californians in a national history contest (they were somewhat nice and not ''mexican looking'' at all). The temperature: Really hot, sometimes reaches 40°C, but sea humidity helps a lot. Sharks, whales, rays and a lot of other marine species are the most valuable treasure the state has. Food is sea based, is secure to go there as a tourist, the landscape is desert...rocky shores and deep blue seas. If you like nice but not too popular beaches, aquatic tourism and a mix between american-californian and mexican-northern architecture

The bads: Temperature, limited activities, under populated*, landscape*, some hurricanes...and that's all.

poorness

Central americans

as opposed to whom? You're talking about people in zacatecas as outright ugly

Culturally the Pacifico (Sonora, Sinaloa and the two Californias) tends to share it's overall culture even if each state does have it's own unique things. I used to live in cabo, there's people from all over Mexico plus all the gringos. La Paz is prety chill and all the estheros are beautiful, the landscape does have it's own type of beauty so I don't see how "landscape" is a minus, it's not unlike some pleces in the Mediterranean.

Guanajuato (one-a-what-o)

This is where the mexican independence started, (cradle of independence). This is a state where some cereals, livestock and strawberries are produced. The temperature goes between 23-28°C, with a semi-desertic and plateau landscapes. This is the classic state with colonial buildings, the classic comfy pueblo image comes from here*. Food is a mix between the north and center with corn, wheat, cheese, peppers and veggies...milk sweets too. This state is highly religious, people is nice, women are pretty and with a classical mestizo looking but pale skin population is not discarded (spanish descendants). The fun is all about the cities, if you enjoy history and specially mexican history you might come over here...In the capital there is a mummy musem, the music is very related to Mariachi music.

Guanajuato is one of those states where you want to see the classic mexican cities, not so perfect and not so bad. Each year there is a festival called ''Festival cervantino''that is basically a tribute to hispanic culture (including spain, no latino, HISPANIC) and literature...but the main attraction is beer...and other alcoholic drinks, mexicans, europeans and south americans celebrate the festival.

Bads: Can be boring, sometimes murders take place, the roads can be creepy, cartels ususally don't ''play here''....usually.

Another pick

>cartels ususally don't ''play here''....usually.

>tfw my friend goes there every winter

Tabasco, sometimes refered to as Mexico's Africa because of the landscape, although Louisana might be the better comparison, jungle state with a lot of rivers/lakes and some swampy areas. This is where a lot of the major Olmec sites are found, some distinct cusine with Caribbean influence, a very unique, colorful regional culture, they have a very distinctive accent.

Tabasco

Sub tropical region, sadly is more like a giant national park and a pier. I don't know much about it, (please mexifags help me adding info).
The activities that make this state worth are: Production of tropical fruits and wood, even chocolate, Oil and gas, fishing activity, ecoturism and archaeology. The forgotten mesoamerican cultures lived here...the most ancient culture in mexico (the Olmecs) settled here. The manglars and rainforest are most importan things this state has for the environment...the usual expeditions into the jungle include extreme water sports and photography, the biodiversity is extraordinary in few words. The HDI is quite good...but you can find some irregular settlements. Tabasco played a role during several episodes in mexican history like Mexican war of independence, Mexican-American war and Mexican revolution (the state tried to become independent in 1841)

Bad: ''Migration activity'', some poor and marginated areas, constantly flooded during hurricane season. Mosquitoes and some diseases. Cartels practically don't have activity here (but corrupt government does)

If you like small cities, sea food, bananas, nature and archaeology come here, i don't think beaches are too popular.

>This is where a lot of the major Olmec sites are found, some distinct cusine with Caribbean influence, a very unique, colorful regional culture, they have a very distinctive accent.
Nice review, thanks for adding info ;)

He'll be fine...As long as he does not approach the border with Michoacan

>mfw he lives in the south

Tamaulipas = BestGore headquarters

is that the one right under texas?

Yes

yeah, the one that looks like a rabbit

why is it bad?

Because 95% of the beheading videos come from there

oh shit

Claiming Chiapas. I can finally realize my dream of leading an army of little brown people towards the revolution.

i think they're peaceful now

Kill that scum pls

Purple: Aguascalientes (hot waters literally lol)
Comfy weather like user said, high industrial activity, violence can take place, you can find women with a very pretty face...I think it has one of the main hydroelectrical power plants in the country.

Blue: Colima
This is the state every mexican couldn't remember when the teacher asked us to find it at the map. It has nice and not too visited beaches, some say beautiful women live there...Has some nice forests, even a volcano weather is nice (template-warm) but it suffers a lot during hurricane seasons. (This tiny guy protects the rest of the states from hurricanes due mountainous regions). The state has mostly mestizo population and a ''white'' minority.

Green: Morelos (Named after another hero of independence)
-This state has the comfiest weather, has nice girls, has template and subtropical landscape, has a lot of aquatic parks...but: has cuck people, has rich and politician houses and: IT IS THE ''SUMMER HUT'' OF CARTELS AND OTHER CRIMINALS. Between 2008-2012 kidnapping and homicides where very common. (pic related, cartel leader killed by the army some years ago) There are some archaeologycal sites of forgotten cultures.

What Chihuahua like?

Tamaulipas, aka Tamauligstan. Don't go there

Clash of cartels right there

This one

Zona del silencio its believed that UFOs go there

see

Most of my friends live in there. People from zacatecas are the coolest, it's one of the few cities that are actually educated and have culture without the disgrace and decadency of something like mexico city.

Chiapas The poorest state in the country, Chiapas is the only state that chose to join Mexico. Culturally, geographically and ethnically different than the rest of Mexico, Chiapas is host of 10 different indigenous cultures and more and 20% of the country's biodiversity. Less than 1/6th of the total population lives in cities and the people is overwhelmingly indigenous, probably even 90%. A lot of European and south american tourism happens in here and San Cristobal de las Casas (third largest city) is host of a big population of expats. Weather is subtropical in the south (25-40C in summer) and cold in "los altos" (2-20C all year long). The jungle is unironically uncharted land, either too dense to pass through or mountains too step. Most of the indigenous towns rule themselves through the "Usos y costumbres" system. Chiapas is also host of the only active communist movement in north America (EZLN) and they are protected by the same system before mentioned.

-Huge
-Used to be a feminicide spot (used)
-Hot and freezing at the same time (snow falls there :( i want to feel the snow)
-Livestock and agriculture
-Migration HQ lol
-Cartels HQ (related to migration)
-Drugs HQ (Transport to US)
-Shitty northern cities (big tho)
-North is shit (clusterfuck due border), rest is filled with amazing nature landscapes (we have our mexican great cannyon there, real deserts, some beautiful conifer forests on the south)
-They eat a lot of meat (like a mexican version of Texas) and cheese
-Used to be a very important state during mexican revolution, actually the last battle against Diaz took place in ''Juárez''..after that well the massacre continued and a fight for the presidential chair where personal interests are first .lol (mexico in a nutshell started)

Does the state have a higher mestizo, white, or native population? It looks to be dead center.

The red one is Tlaxcala

Most of mexicans think they are the most cucked state and hate them because they ''betrayed'' aztecs. Spanish set an alliance with the Tlaxcaltecs (and others) to defeat the aztec empire. But that is wrong, mexico didnt even exist, not all mexicans are aztec descendants (there were other cultures) Mexico born when spain and mesoamerica fused their cultures. You will find mestizos and indigenous people there, very religious, nice forests, template temperatures (15-23°C). A lot of fungi biodiversity, marginated areas, colonial cities.

Yellow: Mexico City (it is an state now and not just a district)

The place where aztecs used to live, the place where (supposedly) the eagle was standing on the cactus eating a bird/snake. It is defined as:
-Hipster, cuck, liberal, leftist, gay, ugly, fanatic, guetto, otaku, neckbearded, jew, lesbians, chads, staceys, pacos and marias.
Best services, most populated city in the country (2nd or 3rd in the world), smells like shit in some places, smells like cologne in others, over populated, nice parks and full of history in some places, all kinds of mexican girls and guys you can imagine from dirty paco to sexy manuel. Our cuck president lives there, marginated people live there too, *smartest but also most ignorant mexicans are here, not fairly distributed money, common crimes paradise, they hate capital inhabitants because they think they are master race in mexico, best schools are here, best stores are here, best hospitals are here, has nice streets but also africa like streets. The city is huge, rains a lot, it's cold and it's hot (only trace of nature are the hills of conifer forests around it). If you are a foreigner with enough money you can live in the most classy and hipster areas of city.

What y'all have to say about Hidalgo?

I'm from there

I'd say mestizo...but at the capital there are more whites.

also, there's no drug related crime in Chiapas, and Lacandones (pic rel) are heavily against nature destruction and deforestation.
Most of the state is heavily protected by federal conservation departments and is seen by several international industries as and unpolished gem due to its abundance in natural resources. We also have the biggest damn in Mexico.

tell about Sinaloa

A state named after the ''father of motherland''

Hidalgo is an unique state, has warm, template and even subtropical zones. The south is filled with urban clusterfucks, the center is nice, the north is beautiful because shares cultural and natural aspects with other states. The capital is ok, has some colonial buildings and some british influence, the british thrived in mine activity during XIX century, it is considered as the state where football was introduced. The population is surprisingly white or at least with light toned skin but there are mestizos too. Extreme sports and history are the main attractions (i think)...livestock breeding is a main activity.

This is literally what mexico could've been if it wasn't for the spaniards and their stupid jewish brainwashed bible.

We could've been the brown scandinavia of america, respecting nature and never putting the man above it, but at it's side.

The birthplace of cartels, the birthplace of regional music (too loud btw, maybe a cancer), a state based on commerce and fishing activities. The weather varies from east to west in the next order: Warm and cold, Hot as fuck, Warm as fuck.

They are a common example of northern mexican, their people is mestizo overall or light-skinned. Their beaches and shores are more visited by other mexicans than foreign tourists, they have ugly cities (sorry i haven't visited a good one, correct me please of you have). Marginated towns and some praise the cartels, El chapo is from this state. Indigenous groups can be found on the south and the north, there are some nice girls (sexy even) but are rare. I don't know more about this state...add if you want

That's why i used the star*, some people might not like it. I like it, BCS arid landscape is very relaxing, humidity from sea helps a lot ;).

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What's the big one with the border with Guatemala?

Chiapas I think.

That's in Durango, mate.

Nuevo León
(New leon/leon literally means lion i think there is a province or city called León in spain...it's like ''New York'' and ''York'')

They claim to be the real northern culture of Mexico, they usually are arrogant with the center argumenting that without them the economy of the country would get fucked.

In fact, Nuevo León is the ''richest'' state of the Northern region. You can find average towns across the state, some marginated areas and near the capital you will find one of the most richest 'countys' in Mexico (like a small USA in the state).

What you can do there: Visit the capital which is filled with meaty food, including beer and a quite nice cabrito (goat meat), the capital itself is very developed, where a lot of industries are settled and even technological companies, many of them are from USA, others are mexican. You will find ''white'' population there, (but mestizos are not discarded) handsome guys and even nice girls. But also the sterotype of a fat moustached man with tanned skin wearing a texan hat and point ending boots and it's fat wife that had a nice ass back then. There are beer factories and agriculture based on cereals, the temperature is hot, really hot (35/40°C) but also can get very very cold in certain seasons. Hurricanes can affect the state but is very rare.

The average landscape is arid/semi desertic but the eastern border has big forests (there used to be bears, but they are close to exctintion now) even tho the capital is a very important city and well developed, the margination exists. There are guetto zones. The city and the state have 2 rival football teams that have bee doing good in the recent years. Monterrey was one of the few cities where civilians fought against the american troops during the mexican-american war. Perfect for those who want to know a mexican version of Texas. Cartels may have activity here and shares borders with Tamaulipas, where the beheading videos come from.

Nuevo León has some fucked up weather, especially in Monterrey.
Summers are scorching hot, while winters can get pretty cold. Pic related is not edited.

yucatan
may i sacrifice yanks there

Whats the state with the nicest mestizo/indigenous girls?

On Aztecs, mestizaje did get started on Mexico City anmd areas around either part of the triple alliance (the Azrec empire proper which included not just Mexicah but Tepanecs and Alcolhua) or vassal to it, Tlaxcalans spoke Nahuatl, originated in Anahuac (the valley of Mexico City) and shared in the exact same culture, religion and ethnicity as Aztecs. The comparison would be altepetls to Greek City states, with Tenochtitlan being something like Sparta and Texcoco Athens, the Tlaxcaltecs were something like a Greek Alexandria, still pretty much Aztecs, just settled on a different place. The area generally known as Mexico, the Nahuatl speaking part of the Aztec empire extended through parts of what are today Puebla as well as Morelos, Hidlago and Estado de Mexico. It was by far the most populated area in the Americas and most mestizos would at least partially trace their origins to ancestors there

As for Mexico City the weather seems crazy when you live in the city but it's actually amongst the most temperate in the world and Chilangos tend to be spoiled in this regard. Try living in Madrid or New York for a year so you understand what hot summer and cold winter really are...

As for the city it's not all urban, leaving aside some huge green areas like Chapultepec most of Tlalpan and Milpa Alta is forests, you can visit places like Malinalco or Ajusco if you want nature or even Xochimilco if you want to see something like the canals that used to make up Mexico City originally.

Mazatlan is pretty cool

Monterrey is the name of the capital*
pic related both to the city and the state

>As for Mexico City the weather seems crazy when you live in the city but it's actually amongst the most temperate in the world and Chilangos tend to be spoiled in this regard. Try living in Madrid or New York for a year so you understand what hot summer and cold winter really are...

Thanks for the info :)

>As for the city it's not all urban, leaving aside some huge green areas like Chapultepec most of Tlalpan and Milpa Alta is forests, you can visit places like Malinalco or Ajusco if you want nature or even Xochimilco if you want to see something like the canals that used to make up Mexico City originally.

Yeah after thinking i realised i fucked up, thanks..but malinalco is way too far don't you think?

Yes it's chiapas

Read this:
Biodiversity is huge there, some areas haven't been explored yet. There is technically no border regulation...

I have to agree there, i went there last year and the beaches are pretty good and not as expensive as the others :) food was delicious too.

Sinaloa and Jalisco tend to be the most renowned for women, that's mostly white/castizas tho

In my own personal opinion however
Puebla for white girls
Mexico city for mixed girls (you may not see as many qties as in some other places but the top tier is THE god tier)
Amerindians I tend to favor Yaqui or Tarahumara like pictured, although mostly Amerindian petites in central highlands/Oaxaca are probably the cutest

I know people who commute from there into the city, tho in all fairness some go as far outside as Toluca or Aguilas/Sanrta Fé, CU is another mostly green area inside the city and there's nice places in Pedregal or Lomas which are semi-forested

Clarification here, Chiapas was always more connected to Mexico than Guatemala and Soconusco was an area of Aztec influence, they're not really that unrelated, especuially as they also have strong ties to Tabasco and the Huasteca region. There's a reason they chose Mexico.

Hmm know nothing about your states.
How about this one. Looks like a comfy West coast area. Any nice beaches and resorts there?

Isn't the Huasteca region too far away?
I think they chose mexico because of economic/political power at that time

That's Sinaloa
-Good beaches, cheaper or fair price products.
-Mazatlan is nice, has a comfy city centre and comfy hotels (not well organized tho)
-Nice food and local beers
-Loud music (band)
-Sexy girls (if you know where to search)

Read this for more info:

>The birthplace of cartels
>El chapo is from this state
Kek maybe it wasn't the best choice.
Is there any cartel activity in that state?

Believe it or not Mazatlan is not a war zone the desert areas or the mountain areas are were they hide...i went there last year and saw a lot of foreign tourists (even kids) having dinner at the city centre. (Christmas holidays).

I've heard some colonial houses are on sale and foreign people buy them or rent them to pass vacation season there. In mazatlan shore is nice, centre is nice but the rest of the city may look bad.I've heard the sexy women are in the capital.

Another pic

Sinaloa:
>Narcos
>Mind-numbing Banda music
>Loud accent
>Beheadings
>Kidnappings

We should build a wall around Sinaloa tbhlads

Not sure if any american ever responded to this, so here's a (You) from the States in thanks for all this hard work.