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Balkanized USA edition

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Those names sound ridiculous because of the association with Disneyland.

westland gets too much land
texas wants to be bigger, and California wants to be Bay Area + Santa Barbera + LA

Fuck off we're never ever going to balkanize

ONE NATION
UNDER GOD

They need to stop trying to make dixie happen.
It will never happen.

They said the same about Soviet Union.

MR TRUMP, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL

>Westland

Eat shit and die.

>Democratic Pacific League
Oregon
Washington
California
Nevada

>New Louisiana
From Idaho to Lousiana (excluding Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Minnesota)

>Texas
Arizona
New Mexico
Texas
Oklahoma

>The Indiana Union
Minnesota
Wisconsin
Michigan
Indiana
Illinois
Ohio
Pennsylvania
West Virginia

>New England
New York
New Jersey
Maine
New Hampshire
Connecticut
Vermont
Massachusetts
Rhode Island
Delaware
Maryland
Virginia

>The Mississippi States (can't think of a better name)
Kentucky
Tennessee
Mississipi
Alabama
Georgia
North Carolina
South Carolina

Then
Florida and Puerto Rico would become something.
Alaska would be on it's own or join the New Lousiana nation.
Hawaii and Guam would become a Thing or join Califronia's Pacific nation.

>westland
Really, was this the best could you could come up with?

Agreeable? Asking for a project.

how about the southern union
or the confederation of states?

Can someone turn me into a cute girl? According to this manga the process is fairly simple.

Can someone restore

imperio mexicano?

>Florida and Puerto Rico would become something.
Would become a plutocracy run by Disney.

wish I had a comfy armchair

The land was lost fair and square. Mexico even sold some of it to us.

CHI

SALUDOS

What do you think of Jewish women?

It was in progress, and then Trump won

>mexicans cant even handle the land they already have
>chicano's think they're entitled to more

>literally all farmers
yeah nice """imperio"""

you have 12.8 seconds to post a better Sam Hyde video
youtube.com/watch?v=9MUMSj4AZsI

>>mexicans cant even handle the land they already have
And it's getting worse.

I think you're missing something

I will carry the Yehudi blood to my children

CA

But the incas and terraces and farming on mountains...

youtube.com/watch?v=EActHOQq0bI

Hshshshhs

>Cascadia

I'm thinking about getting an entry level rolex.

It's about the price of an expensive computer.

look at this poor farmgirl

wat

Get something else because the Rolex brand value has been tarnished thanks to chinese fakes

>buying an expensive watch
>buying a watch
>in the current year

>maybe if I put this filter on my sallow skin it won't be noticeable

I've always wondered.

What would Texas be like now if Mexico owned it.

Because the US turned Texas into a technological and economic power.

>chingchong runes in the file name

좋음 고구마

I'm not allowed to have my phone on at work, a watch helps plenty

Also you gulp semen gayboi

this us?

>no New England

can someone redpill me on kino? its a Sup Forums meme i take it

>Get something else

Like what?

So many shitty brands out there

>i'm incapable of counting the minutes in my head
>I slander pure states

Get a Saiko mechanical for 40 bucks, been using it for a year now no problems besides it stopped randomly one day even when wound and it started again after I tapped the back

No. This is us.

>no flags

It's good but it needs flags.

Ya know, I could actually get behind this.

>bidoof

I know Canada is better than a simple bidoof, but it's ok, I guess.

i think it's the japanese word for cinema. for some reason, you call everything kino and inject kino into other words.

this episode of spongebob is spongekino
emma stone's feet are feetkino
capeshit? nah, it's capekino

What if I want +/- 5 second a day accuracy

...

hmmm

Kinograph > Cinéma > Film > Movie > Flick

Then kill yourself, you don't need it.

It represents our national animal.

D you realize that would necessitate a ferry just to get between the dirty D and guidoland? Also, Delaware and Pennsylvania have entirely different cultures and climates from new England.

The lads

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Omega, Tudor, Nomos, Zenith, Jaeger-Lecoultre, Glasshute, Hublot
or trade your life savings for a Patek Phillipes

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I fucking hate bidoof oh my fucking god piece of shit would always pop up

So beautiful...

I voted.

Voted for leafs

California was ruled by Franciscans and Indians before the beans slaughtered them.

Why wouldn't you want accuracy?

so a flick is like your average blockbuster and kinograph is the epitome of the medium?

PLEASE SOMEONE PUT FLAGS

I WOULD BUT IM A FAGGOT

Because it costs 10-20x what something 5 seconds less efficient does. Watches break easily too if you work for a living

Rolex is a meme brand

Snowanon here

Just ordered Jimmy Johns and it will be 1.5 hours

My penis is telling me I need a gf with a petite frame and mosquito bite boobies

I already own an Omega.

Might go for a Nomos, but real Rolexes are legitimately good watches.

I don't fucking know. I'll think about it.

>you will never run train on a guam girl with your army bros
why even live

>just ordered subway with higher prices and it will be 1.5 hours

>petite frame and mosquito bite boobies

Maryland is a southern state, but I guess you'd have to add it to Yankeeland because of DC being there.

You even have a picture of a cypress swamp for Dixieland. Maryland has a cypress swamp.

Tell your penis he's got great taste

>Watches break easily

Some do, some don't.

>Rolex is a meme brand

How so

>You state
>Do you hate Minnesota ?

Wisconsin
Yes

How do I shop for clothes
I don't know what to buy

Who said no hips? Sicko

Jimmy Johns is much better than Subway.

Yes.

Kinograph = L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir

Cinéma = Tree of Life

Film = 2001

Movie = Transformers

Flick = The Martian (or any other reddit memefilm)

are these pokemon?

kek

Baja California.
No.

>Jimmy Johns is much better than Subway.

...

>why did he reply to me?

went on a run earlier, have a belly full of food, and got my robe on and feeling all toasty

about to pass out

Tres bien

very good

muy bueno

Hope you choke in your sleep.

whats the deal with california wanting to become a republic

no

thanks alot bud