Paddy are offering a huge 10/1 on Kane to be England's top Euro 16 scorer

>Paddy are offering a huge 10/1 on Kane to be England's top Euro 16 scorer

excuse me while i'm getting rich, Sup Forums

link me up

yeah thats actually a really good bet

put ALL of your money on it lad, every cent you've got

i am impressed you have faith in that kyphoid mouthbreader

dont bet the whole farm ok farn

i know. i will.

Don't bet too much on it, still good odds though

How much?

1900 euros. all i managed to save from my 2 years work. literally 5 months worth of paychecks.

welcome 19000 euros.

>1900 euros
>literally 5 months worth of paychecks
>1900 euros=$2,120

You only got 2 grand for 5 months of work? How the hell are you not homeless?

lmao even neets get more than that every month here

Do it now, show proof

i bet they did something similar with Rooney when he was the hot shit back in 2006-2012...

that's sort of an average paycheck in croatia.

just put £1000 on, hello £10k

Post bet slip.

Doubt Paddy will lay that much.

Pic

i have 7k cash saved up towards my deposit lads,

should i go all in for 70k? it's taken me about 6 years to get this far, including paying back 10k of a student loan

wat do?

just put 100K on it


now ill be a billionaire

Don't be silly, 1k AT MOST

if you want to put down a cheeky large bet don't do much more than like 5-10% of your money, it'd be dumb to spend thousands on something that might not even happen.


put down a couple of hundred at most m8

Put £500 on it

>mfw he gets injured in training and doesn't even play a single minute

guys this is literally free money. it's almost like i'm printing it. nobody else except kane doesn't have a slightest chance of becoming England's top Euro 16 scorer.

rashford m8

Source?

can't find this bet anywhere

or even odds for top england goalscorer anywhere

link me up?

>forgetting this guy
Lads...
Bet one half of your money on Kane and the other half on Vardy and you cannot, you CANNOT tell me you will lose your money lads

I put 50k on Rashford

>mfw England only score 1 goal and it's Rooney

>England lose all their games
>Nobody scores shit
>Last group game
>Rashford comes on for 20 minutes
>Scores a cheeky double in a 3-2 defeat

Not out of the question.

KANE?

U first m8

watch everyone including kane score like 1 goal the entire tournament and rooney score 2 in their last game when they get knocked out in the quarter finals 3-2

>all the retards ITT

Max bet will be 10 quid. Learn how bookies work.

this

rooney will take 2 penalties and be top scorer with 2

vardy might get 1, kane might get 1

and that'll be about it

Already put on £50 you utter fucking spasticated mouth-breathing cunt.

So many nibs

pmsl @ these slugs lids.

remortgaged the house. on LARGE

>slugs lids
>nibs

Sorry? Come again?

>Tipping lines that dont exist

Think you're lost Euan this isnt TT lid.

Already made 300 on him being top league scorer this year. Will definitely go for this

pmsl, this offer has already expired, talking big shite pal

Just cancelled my flight home and booked to stay another month with the money in going to be up from this.

/bet/ moonspeak

aint going to be hard for him to beat 0

Take down your refugees welcome poster, get rid off your coloured trainers, throw away your Fosters cans u lttl rat faced worm.

>Paying student loan on purpose
Should have just put it aside and gain interest

Vardy will score more than Kane, don't do it

has a top scorer ever been from a team that didn't make it out of their group?

It's 23/10 now or am I reading this wrong?

>gain interest
>implying the interest I have to pay isn't inflation + 3% meaning i'd need a savings account which pays me at least 8%
>implying such an account exists
>implying the highest going isn't around 2% for 3 years without withdrawals
>implying I didn't get the loan in the first place because I actually, genuinely needed the money
>implying it isn't long gone by now
>implying i didn't spend it in 2009

any more bright ideas m8?

>Fractional odds
tears

eh?
it's ENGLAND'S top scorer
not top scorer overall

Utter, utter

>10/1
>in that team

paddy power are fucking retarded

It's accurately priced

Could have just kept the money.
You literally put that money in the bin.

found this on ladbrokes

who else is going to score goals... paddy are asking for trouble.

Should have asked a personal finance advisor, they told me to not pay as it doesn't really affect anything in the real world.

This, bready much, it gets written off anyway

just bet me dad 50 cents that there will be at least one terrorist attack in a stadium

At what odds, lid?

bookies stopped taking bets

What part of inflation + 3% EVERY YEAR don't you understand?

If I took out £10,000, that's 0.5% + 3% which is 3.5% which means I have to pay back £10,350 after 1 year. I'll let you work out the rest.

>b-b-but if you don't pay it they just scrap it
No. Unless you are some sort of retard who somehow managed to get into University, but then failed to get a job for 25 years they DIRECTLY take the money out of your payslip every month.

Stop talking shit lad.

Right on cue.

See

no england player will score more than two goals.

this
the scrapping of student loans only works if you don't get paid more than 20k or something like that for 25 years

so if you finish university at say 21-22 then you'd have to be approaching 50 and NEET for it to work out for you

basically sacrificing your peak adult years in order to save a maximum of about 40k... hardly worth it

It's if you earn less than £17,495. (if you took out your loan before 2012)
And if you earn less than £21,000 (if you took out your loan after 2012)

Pretty sure you can earn £18k a year working on minimum wage. So you've basically have to be NEET not to pay it.

Once it's Harry kane that's fine

link doesn't work because it's mile long, but here's a screenshot. it isn't hard to find really.

thinking of going to local bank and asking for loan to top up my 1900 euros.

rashford tbqhwybb

You should read your own screenshot, particularly where it says max bet

no you mong, maxbet of 10 is for those 50 pounds you get as a bonus

>ladbrokes
>a site where literally the lads go broke

lel

these threads got you banned for a reason