>Paddy are offering a huge 10/1 on Kane to be England's top Euro 16 scorer
excuse me while i'm getting rich, Sup Forums
>Paddy are offering a huge 10/1 on Kane to be England's top Euro 16 scorer
excuse me while i'm getting rich, Sup Forums
link me up
yeah thats actually a really good bet
put ALL of your money on it lad, every cent you've got
i am impressed you have faith in that kyphoid mouthbreader
dont bet the whole farm ok farn
i know. i will.
Don't bet too much on it, still good odds though
How much?
1900 euros. all i managed to save from my 2 years work. literally 5 months worth of paychecks.
welcome 19000 euros.
>1900 euros
>literally 5 months worth of paychecks
>1900 euros=$2,120
You only got 2 grand for 5 months of work? How the hell are you not homeless?
lmao even neets get more than that every month here
Do it now, show proof
i bet they did something similar with Rooney when he was the hot shit back in 2006-2012...
that's sort of an average paycheck in croatia.
just put £1000 on, hello £10k
Post bet slip.
Doubt Paddy will lay that much.
Pic
i have 7k cash saved up towards my deposit lads,
should i go all in for 70k? it's taken me about 6 years to get this far, including paying back 10k of a student loan
wat do?
just put 100K on it
now ill be a billionaire
Don't be silly, 1k AT MOST
if you want to put down a cheeky large bet don't do much more than like 5-10% of your money, it'd be dumb to spend thousands on something that might not even happen.
put down a couple of hundred at most m8
Put £500 on it
>mfw he gets injured in training and doesn't even play a single minute
guys this is literally free money. it's almost like i'm printing it. nobody else except kane doesn't have a slightest chance of becoming England's top Euro 16 scorer.
rashford m8
Source?
can't find this bet anywhere
or even odds for top england goalscorer anywhere
link me up?
>forgetting this guy
Lads...
Bet one half of your money on Kane and the other half on Vardy and you cannot, you CANNOT tell me you will lose your money lads
I put 50k on Rashford
>mfw England only score 1 goal and it's Rooney
>England lose all their games
>Nobody scores shit
>Last group game
>Rashford comes on for 20 minutes
>Scores a cheeky double in a 3-2 defeat
Not out of the question.
KANE?
U first m8
watch everyone including kane score like 1 goal the entire tournament and rooney score 2 in their last game when they get knocked out in the quarter finals 3-2
>all the retards ITT
Max bet will be 10 quid. Learn how bookies work.
this
rooney will take 2 penalties and be top scorer with 2
vardy might get 1, kane might get 1
and that'll be about it
Already put on £50 you utter fucking spasticated mouth-breathing cunt.
So many nibs
pmsl @ these slugs lids.
remortgaged the house. on LARGE
>slugs lids
>nibs
Sorry? Come again?
>Tipping lines that dont exist
Think you're lost Euan this isnt TT lid.
Already made 300 on him being top league scorer this year. Will definitely go for this
pmsl, this offer has already expired, talking big shite pal
Just cancelled my flight home and booked to stay another month with the money in going to be up from this.
/bet/ moonspeak
aint going to be hard for him to beat 0
Take down your refugees welcome poster, get rid off your coloured trainers, throw away your Fosters cans u lttl rat faced worm.
>Paying student loan on purpose
Should have just put it aside and gain interest
Vardy will score more than Kane, don't do it
has a top scorer ever been from a team that didn't make it out of their group?
It's 23/10 now or am I reading this wrong?
>gain interest
>implying the interest I have to pay isn't inflation + 3% meaning i'd need a savings account which pays me at least 8%
>implying such an account exists
>implying the highest going isn't around 2% for 3 years without withdrawals
>implying I didn't get the loan in the first place because I actually, genuinely needed the money
>implying it isn't long gone by now
>implying i didn't spend it in 2009
any more bright ideas m8?
>Fractional odds
tears
eh?
it's ENGLAND'S top scorer
not top scorer overall
Utter, utter
>10/1
>in that team
paddy power are fucking retarded
It's accurately priced
Could have just kept the money.
You literally put that money in the bin.
found this on ladbrokes
who else is going to score goals... paddy are asking for trouble.
Should have asked a personal finance advisor, they told me to not pay as it doesn't really affect anything in the real world.
This, bready much, it gets written off anyway
just bet me dad 50 cents that there will be at least one terrorist attack in a stadium
At what odds, lid?
bookies stopped taking bets
What part of inflation + 3% EVERY YEAR don't you understand?
If I took out £10,000, that's 0.5% + 3% which is 3.5% which means I have to pay back £10,350 after 1 year. I'll let you work out the rest.
>b-b-but if you don't pay it they just scrap it
No. Unless you are some sort of retard who somehow managed to get into University, but then failed to get a job for 25 years they DIRECTLY take the money out of your payslip every month.
Stop talking shit lad.
Right on cue.
See
no england player will score more than two goals.
this
the scrapping of student loans only works if you don't get paid more than 20k or something like that for 25 years
so if you finish university at say 21-22 then you'd have to be approaching 50 and NEET for it to work out for you
basically sacrificing your peak adult years in order to save a maximum of about 40k... hardly worth it
It's if you earn less than £17,495. (if you took out your loan before 2012)
And if you earn less than £21,000 (if you took out your loan after 2012)
Pretty sure you can earn £18k a year working on minimum wage. So you've basically have to be NEET not to pay it.
Once it's Harry kane that's fine
link doesn't work because it's mile long, but here's a screenshot. it isn't hard to find really.
thinking of going to local bank and asking for loan to top up my 1900 euros.
rashford tbqhwybb
You should read your own screenshot, particularly where it says max bet
no you mong, maxbet of 10 is for those 50 pounds you get as a bonus
>ladbrokes
>a site where literally the lads go broke
lel
these threads got you banned for a reason