OFFICIAL LOS ANGELES DODGERS VS CHICAGO CUBS GAMETHREAD

Scott Kazmir, LHP (4.84 ERA, 4.12 xFIP) vs Jake Arrieta, RHP (1.72 ERA, 3.11 xFIP)

Dodgers Lineup
1. Chase Utley (2B)
2. Corey Seager (SS)
3. Adrian Gonzalez (1B)
4. Joc Pederson (CF)
5. Trayce Thompson (LF)
6. Howie Kendrick (3B)
7. Yasiel Puig (RF)
8. Yasmani Grandal (C)
9. Scott Kazmir (P)

Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (3B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. Miguel Montero (C)
9. Jake Arrieta (P)

First pitch at 7:05 CT from Wrigley Field in Chicago

>Jake Arrieta, RHP (1.72 ERA, 3.11 xFIP)
>3.11 xFIP

>rain delay

7:30 start time

> having loses
> not winning your division
Shitty team. All you dodger fags have ia dick riding your pitcher

go cubs

>ABC7 in charge of sports broadcasts
oh well, at least this game is available to the entire Chicago market

>women still trying to report on men's professional sports

Fucking disgusting.

>Nomar Garciaparra being interviewed

Fucking awesome!

>Nomar praising Theo

I-I won't c-cry.

LOL I can't believe your city is full of fucking minorities.

You faggots need to step it up

Sucks that your hockey team got eliminated in the first round and your basketball team that used to be good historically missed the playoffs

Ok, I'm totally confused on who you're talking about here

>ambiguity
you did this on purpose you slick bastard

Talking about the team that's wears blue and hasn't won a championship in a few decades

well at least we can get hype over football season, even though the team will be shit

BRAAAAAAAAAPT

Jason Heyward will hit a home run tonight.

Maddon is so fucking different from all of these other cunt managers that came into Chicago over the years. Pretty much all of them, especially Lou Piniella, were grumpy motherfuckers that would act like outright cunts when they had to talk to the media.

Joe seems to love it. He can talk for hours and gives few fucks.

>slight wind blowing straight out

dubs and Arrieta gets another no-hitter

>see game on espn
>oh god no
>on twsn also
tybwhoever
that wouldve been like 4 shit broadcasts in 5 days

BASED JASON HEYWARD MAKING A FABULOUS CATCH OUT IN RIGHT FIELD TO START THE GAME

RIP NO HITTER

R E G R E S S I O N

>le dfa airyeta yoke

People are unironically watching this on espn.

What fucking channel is this game on

7 or espn. The choice is obvious

who is that seamen demon

abc

It's blacked out on ESPN

ABC. That is all you need to know, son.

No pizza posts? I thought Chicago sports threads are full of pizza

Alex barkovs gf. Also IG handle is in the pic.

>chicago
>pizza

Oh really? That's the best news I've heard all day.

>JD's microphone was dead for half an inning and I didn't even notice

for you

A witch.

I've never had Chicago deep dish before

It seems like it would taste like a ton of tomato.

>had Chicago pizza excepting a delicious competitor to NY's.
>mfw

the rats in the city are getting bolder

fuck the education budget where is the money for eradicating these shits

as a cubs fan, that should have been strike 3

clearly you've never had it, it's mostly cheese

>actually thinking ny pizza is good
>actually thinking ny anything is good

baka i can't even

Went to Giordano's in Westchester with the qt3.14gf the other day for some deep dish. I usually stick to Art of Pizza, but I wanted to get out of the city for a day.

Worst fucking pizza ever. The fucking pizza was swimming in a pool of grease. It's unfortunate because I like Giordano's, but that may have killed it for me.

nice one jason you stayed out of the dp

Giordano's is disgusting. If you're going to get a chain pizza, at least get Lou Malnatis.

They get their tomatoes from California, so you know it's going to be a superior product.

BASED JASON HEYWARD GETTING ON BASE

GOOD FOR HIM

>you will never look into bryant's eyes after making sweet love to him

Is there supposed to be a moral lesson in this urban myth?

> almost hit into a dp.
Trip please stop posting

I honestly don't know why, but I've never gone to Lou Malnati's. I've ate plenty of great Chicago deep dish, but not Lou's. I gotta do it within the next couple weeks.

So far, Art of Pizza is superior.

You can't trust every place to make good pizza. Art of Pizza gives me a food boner.

HE GOT ON BASE! AND HE STOLE A BASE!

WHAT A GREAT PLAYER

P E Q U O D S

Malnati's doesn't even have sauce, just tomato chunks

...

Based Peaquods.

My only complaint: hipsters.

>just tomato chunks

Not sure how I feel about this, but I'm willing to try.

>its an abc7 has to interject their employees on screen episode

why are we talking about politics on air

>best skyline in the world
>two ballparks and neither feature it

explain chicago

>some guy I've never heard of talking politics in the middle of a baseball game
what have I done to deserve this fate

he talked about it in the vaguest way possible

> implying ABC 7 isn't the best news channel. Except based pat tomasulo on 9.
Montero

Gotta respect Grandal's speed

>watching the news

Wrigley predates most of the skyline

They easily could have made US Cellular face the skyline, but they decided the Dan Ryan made a better sight

Wrigley was built before the skyline
And the cell is in the ghetto not really near the city.

K E K

>THE CITY OF MONTERO

that's the problem, it's a news channel, not a sport channel

> I get all my news from the daily show and pol.
Confirmed for being underage

lol

HAHAHA BTFO

>montero

the fuck are you doing son

it isn't that far from the city...

>that fucking inning

Yackety sax on both ends.

I love it.

>Armour Square
>the ghetto

Lol, suburbanites.

Who fucked up more?

Montero?
Crawford?

look old dude fuck off and go eat your hearty healthy cherrios

How incredible would a stadium at museum campus or navy pier be. I'm getting erect just thinking about it. Parking would be fucked beyond belief though.

nice projection

Would you rather watch this crap on espn?
> shitty female color commentator who pretends to know about the mechanics of baseball.
> cut to other games in the middle of an inning.
> passionless announcers

...

Driving yes but it's not exactly close either. Walking is out of the question.

The Cell is clearly in the city...it's closer to the loop than Wrigley is.

>rumor has it that the reason US Cellular has billboards taking up all of the outfield is to block the view of sniper nests on housing projects

which is why the l exists

its certainly in the ghetto. The police blotter is just carpet bombed with addresses all over that area.

How do you LA people deal with all the Mexicans? They're all over Chicago now and they're worse than Black people

3600 north---cubes park
3500 south--sox parks

Crawford is basically old Heyward, is this what we have to look forward to

it's called Soldier Field

time to put all 162 games on CSN

Never said wrigley was close.

The L literally connects 90% of everything that matters in Chicago.

Heyward's most likely opting out after 2019 so probably not

you buy a bacon wrapped hotdog for 2 bucks and then ask his wife to shampoo your carpet

i wish steve would come back to wrigley...i hate these two bozos

where did you make up these numbers? 35th street is almost exactly 3.5 miles south of the loop. Addison is 5.5 miles north.

Solider field is a disaster of a stadium. Absolute piece of dog shit. Bottom feeder of all nfl stadiums.

Has a killer view though.

This is simply not true. I'd trade our niggers for mexicans any day.

I went by IIT all the time. There's just not much there. It's boring but it's not a dense neighborhood.

JUST