/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

Vancouver edition

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waiting on stairway to heaven, fuckboy

JOHN CENA

oh, I thought that was a joke

ok, gimme 5 minutes

Starting January 1 I will start getting in shape.

Trump winning has given me motivation. If America is going to be great again it needs to be in shape again.

If you had real motivation you'd do it right now.

Why are more and more /cum/ editions becoming Canadian related? Yet Canadians have as much population here as Mexicans?!

GODDAMN COMMUNIST HEATHENS! YOU WILL SOUND OFF THAT YOU LOVE THE VIRGIN MARY!

>people pay millions to live here

>try to make new version of this pic
>do a bad job
>feel bad

He's got a big dick

ching chong ching mao
gas the kikes race war now

The tastiest time of the year is coming

for me

hold on, gotta wait for my idiot roomies to go to bed otherwise theyll keep shouting obscenities during the recording

>only have 3 dollars and it's all in change
>have to buy my cat food today
>not even sure the store near me sells any cat food

I don't wanna go

Who /neet/ here?

...

I guess I will
I want to keep my mustache but I don't know how that would look

Is having a mustache cool?

para mi

>tfw hitomi will never go to a porn expo near you

>Is having a mustache cool
are you a cop or a rapist?

They can make you look like a pedophile

Try it and ask some women with good taste what they think of it

When will Japan end JAV censoring

I figured as much
I'll ask some girl friends that I have

How do we make the mustache cool again
or is it unsavable?

When Canada legalizes loli

You know they say that the World War 2 guys are the best generation...

I say... That the boys who fought in every war since then... Are the BEST of THEIR generation...

They went. They served. They sacrificed.

And they fought like TIGERS.

They were noblemen...

word of warning, Im gonna BUTCHER the chorus parts

I suggest a different song

Gotta start somewhere. This first piece of art will open many doors for you here in /cum/, and perhaps all of Sup Forums.

lmao get gud at guitar skrub

They should censor the dude and that's it.

>learning to play guitar when you're bad at singing
What's the fucking point then

lol, Im not going to sing

Im talking about the playing the notes

>why yes i exclusively masturbate to JAV
>you plebs just wouldn't understand

>Canton of Zurich
???

...

Will her boobs ever stop growing?

It can be cool. Like if you make it a part of your own style and image. Some people will hate it regardless but you know.

>Vancouver edition
I see more brown people then Chinese
Hell it made me racist against them because of how obnoxious they are

I don't understand

>not jerking exclusively to jav and hentai

I bet you watch brazzers scenes and jerk off to Lisa Ann

ok. I'll try, I think I'll do it tomorrow.

unironically doing worse and worse every attempt

haha

>>not jerking exclusively to jav and hentai
>I bet you watch brazzers scenes and jerk off to Lisa Ann

I'm sorry. keep trying bud.

Really wish bloodborne 2 was made.

>he doesn't jerk off to sideways lopsided titties on a "Italian" American guida that's the equivalent to a Chicano

I don't live I just survive

>actually watching JAV

Man i sure so enjoy having to choose between creepy asian guys ruining scenes or watching nigs bang japs and be 10x more ashamed than a standard fap. And dont get me started on lesbian JAV, these tards cant even kiss properly 90% of the time

Everything you do is survival. Reproduction. Which is the meaning of life, is surviving.

Everything you do otherwise is a "luxury", a worthless time spent on your own greed and jealously.

alright, fuck it

feast your ears on the worst rendition of Stairway ever conceived. Fucked up the Chorus real bad

vocaroo.com/i/s1M1eAzNj9hl

I told you to let me try a different song

Not at all. I like photographs, camwhores mostly.

oh. maybe you should try a new hobby

You sure do seem to focus a lot on the men. Maybe you should stop watching shit jav.

And I've never heard of niggers in jav. Seems like something a cuck like you would love.

I TOLD YOU

I SAID DONT MAKE ME DO IT

I tried western porn but it has at least two problems
1) It's boring. And even when it does have plot, it's extremely generic/tame. I find porn is a lot more interesting and exciting when there's something more than just the fucking. And JAV has a lot of crazy/funny/hot themes and stories so there's just no contest.
2) The guys have olympian bodies with horse dicks. I like that JAV has guys with normal sized dicks and normal bodies. It's more realistic, and also, it takes away focus from the dude and focuses more on the grils.

>I must defend the honor of my glorious Nipponese degenerate porn films

jej

Why are you yelling at me?
I believed in you

>I tried western porn but it has at least two problems
>1) It's boring. And even when it does have plot, it's extremely generic/tame. I find porn is a lot more interesting and exciting when there's something more than just the fucking. And JAV has a lot of crazy/funny/hot themes and stories so there's just no contest.
>2) The guys have olympian bodies with horse dicks. I like that JAV has guys with normal sized dicks and normal bodies. It's more realistic, and also, it takes away focus from the dude and focuses more on the grils.

>faulkner county vaping this fool

>olympian bodies with horse dicks

How long have you been playing for?

since at least high school, so 6 years minimum

Im out of practice though, and I usually play other songs

>Ah, yes. The Vapers.
Mass Effect was good times eh

>Anonymous 11/29/16(Tue)03:46:09 No.68019884 ▶
> (You)
>>Ah, yes. The Vapers.
>Mass Effect was good times eh

vocaroo.com/i/s11ycSIJ9gE0

this ones kinda better

No it isn't

t-thanks

It's MUCH better

>tfw someone posts your OC

Speaking of hentai. E and my cousin play FIFA and we, more like I, named our stadium Hentai Palace. Feel pretty good about it 2bqhwy.

Thoughts?

I play indoor soccer where you can your team. I'm gonna suggest either Hentai Palace or Animay Goons. Is that too autistic?

lets have some vocaroo fun

vocaroo.com/i/s10XDCZ7PDQc

...

extremely autistic but it'd probably be worth getting a rise out of uptight normans

Gonna make some fried rice

Hand pick, eh?

I took a class on classical guitar when I was younger. Never learned a song, but I enjoyed playing whatever the sheet music had.

I should pick it up again.

I cant for the life of me remember the name of this song

vocaroo.com/i/s1vZD7G5VVGl

youtube.com/watch?v=cRM70Jw7F4M

Guilty pleasure desu

Is Cuba America's friend now?

>Will her boobs ever stop growing?

nope, macromastia is a hell of a drug

YOU WILL COME DOWN SOON TOO

good night

Hey lads, please congratulate this man.

I know where she week be on January 18th

I will realize my dream

vocaroo.com/i/s1v7GXkLPuxd

*howls*
youtu.be/RLCGQagBCOw

Good morning /cum/

Good morning Texas

Are you the chilean that always spammed anime with that argie

nah, but I saved their anime pics

I updated warframe for after not playing for a few months and everything's different again ahhh

>time in chile
>7:50 AM

mmhmm...

she actually looks qt here instead of ayy lmao

it's 8 am go to sleep

it's only 6am and I only got up 3 hours ago

do this if you're a bad enough dude
tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/n/neutral_milk_hotel/a_baby_for_pree_ver2_crd.htm

Oh ok then

is this nigga fo real

She is always cute shut your fucking mouth

gettin sick o this shit ngl

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