He lives on an island

>he lives on an island

Do you love Japan?

>continents are giant islands

you're a giant dumbass.

He shares borders

>He has a leaf on his flag

>leef

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Wow, rude calm down bro

>his flag is a rectangle

Wow

Hi there, Rusfriend.

*punches you in the throat*

>His country borders America

>he lives along his border because most of his country is uninhabitable
>his country has a small population despite being the second largest country on the planet

>he doesn't live in a frozen, mountainous desert

I just want to inform you all that I live on an artificial river island and that we've got a pool, a sports park, a slope to drive your bike down, and a puppet theatre and that none of you are invited!

*teleports behind u*

This.

>Not having the wrath of Poseidon protecting your borders

It's like they WANT refugees

Do people in Australia actually drink Fosters?

I always assumed it's just a meme to market to dumb burgers

>I always assumed it's just a meme to market to dumb burgers

You're right, we don't.

I heard Queenslanders do, but everyone else drinks VB or Coopers mostly

how do i get one of those

>he has land borders

B-But I live in the cutest island! (Sardinia!)

We all agree Canada is the worst country on the board and no one would miss them if they all died right?

really masking your asshurt there buddy

The UK would probably have been invaded by the Nazis if we hadn't been on an island.

qld here

can't buy fosters here either, same as everywhere else