OFFICIAL TAMPA BAY RAYS @ KANSAS CITY ROYALS GAME THREAD

Archer vs Duffy

Rays
1. Brandon Guyer (R) DH
2. Brad Miller (L) SS
3. Evan Longoria (R) 3B
4. Steven Souza Jr. (R) RF
5. Logan Morrison (L) 1B
6. Desmond Jennings (R) CF
7. Taylor Motter (R) 2B
8. Mikie Mahtook (R) LF
9. Curt Casali (R) C

Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Whit Merrifield (R) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Kendrys Morales (S) DH
6. Paulo Orlando (R) RF
7. Omar Infante (R) 2B
8. Jarrod Dyson (L) LF
9. Drew Butera (R) C

R O Y A L S

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I live about 20 mins from the stadium wish I had a cute baseball gf to go see royals games with

>tfw cute baseball ex-gf

pls do not let any royals get hurt tonight

absolutely based

>Archer is the Rays """""ace"""""

the drip cometh

I would be there if I could only find a job.

I live 3 hours away and have the same feel.

Always qt's walking around the K when I'm there

There is a Denny's across the street from the K

Duff is pitchin really well

>they said right before he gave up a dinger

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Did you guys see my frogpost?

FUCK DUDE

>falling for the esky tricks

>muh glove was too low
Soria is just bullshitting us like Cueto did last year

Anyone watching this?

yup

I don't know if everyone has heard the story of Ol Two Hit Whit so I will tell it here. It all started on a dark and stormy night in May. In Kansas City some of the best men had been shot down like sentry guards takin sniper fire. So they sent a message up to Nebraska to find a suitable replacement or next of kin. The man they sent was a legend, a marksman, a fire branding rustler that goes by the name of Two Hit Whit for his legendary marksmanship. He got right on his horse and rode the 190 miles from the ol storm trading post in Nebraska straight through to Kansas City. Some said no man could make it three days, Ol Two Hit Whit he did it in one. When he arrived with dust and smoke flying all around people tried to talk, tried to ask him questions, tried to engage but he only focused on one thing: the piece of wheat in his mouth. He turned it over and over, dismounted from his horse, looked all around, and those four words he said that day changed the history of Kansas City forever. In a raspy voice, deep and manly, low but intelligible, he said those four words that many still talk about to this day. They came out more as a rumble than talking, but their meaning was clear. He leaned forward and grunted them for all to hear, he said,
I CAME TO FUCK