Americans, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man?

Americans, whats the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man?

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Can't beat team USA

came here to post this

Literal perfection no homo doe

That's he gay

I don't know why

Breddy cool guy, but I'm Portuguese so...

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TSUU or gaylord

How small or big his cock is, but it dosent matter if its small when u have his money and that body...

Why is he so perfect ?
>beautiful olive skin
>not too weak not too strong
>nice calves
>not manlet not too tall

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Followed closely by
>penaldo

i remember him hitting a one man wall with a free kick in the world cup

...

Gaylord or actor.

God

He looks like a faggot.

His abs are weird looking.

Lay off the lats, bro.

H G H
G
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soccer

>lats ever being too huge or too swole
GTFO

YOU ARE NO GOD

STAY BANISHED TO THE MORTAL REALM

>THUNDER INTENSIFIES

Average European metrosexual

He literally doesn't know how to be a human. Everything he does is just weird as fuck tbqh.

suuu suuu zizouuu

He's so fucking aesthetic man. He could fly away with those wings.

Lats are one of the most aesthetic things a guy can have.

I remember watching the World Cup in 2006 or 2010 and seeing this one whiny asshole repeatedly run into the box and fall down until he finally got a yellow for it. I'm like 90% sure it was him.

I bet it could be confirmed that he had a 1 inch dick and cummed within 3 seconds of a woman touching it and he'd still have women lined up trying to fuck him in pretty much every country he went to.

Narcissistic metrosexual that can only score against garbage teams

>samefag

Big gay TSUUU

Bravo Australia, you do it again

>ride the line on every decision
>p-pls like me

Yep, does sound like Ronnie.

the other ronaldo was better

Will never be as good as messi, and this will eternally eat has his soul

Homosexual

>all the insecurity in this thread

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fantastic soccer player

I remember him having an easy open shot on goal in the world cup and sailing it a mile off.

another divegrass homo

Just TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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retardedly aesthetic lats

LEAVE MALMO AND SHAKHTAR TO ME


TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

A tap-in artist
Great bone structure
A douche who steals gareths rightful spotlight

Ronaldo

Douche

dicks....dicks in my mind, dicks in my hands, dicks in my mouth, dicks in my ass, dicks in my corn flakes, dicks everywhere. dicks.

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>tfw Deandre Hopkins is a soccer (futbol) fan
>tfw Deandre Hopkins is a Messi fan (he wears number 10 because Messi does)
>tfw not a soccer (futbol) fan
>tfw I don't know how to feel about this

His fingernails

He looks like a third-string defensive back

i wish i was american so i could tell everyone the first thing that comes to my mind when i see this man

No idea who he is but he looks like a manlet so I'm guessing soccer player or some other "sport" that we're better than everyone at while still not caring that it exists.

>7 years
wew

He's 186 cm, so not a manlet. But you're right about other points tho

Human growth hormone?

and still stands on tippy toes for team photos

>i wish i was american
We know

Yes, that would be Cristiano Ronaldo (CR7), the guy that single-handedly cost the U.S. soccer team Group G at the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil. After he scored against us in the 2nd match in the 2014 WC, all of the momentum team USA built in that WC run was gone, and you could see it in the games vs. Germany and Belgium.

Overrated

Honestly?

Steroids

Memeingly?

That stupid >TSUUUU meme

the soccer player Cristinao Ronaldo

...

kind of a hunk....

Not black enough to fuck my wife.

I fucking hate the instagram filter that only increases contrast where there is already high contrast