You will never live in 1950s small town America

>you will never live in 1950s small town America

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This is not Sup Forums you faggot

whats so great about the 1950s
>no internet
>have to go outside

maybe that was a good thing

The American dream is dead. :(

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We had stick hoop and boys werent afraid to be men and things were better ice cream cost a nickel and you could throw a stone off the edge of the world.

Thank the Jeebus for that.

No internet is a good thing. Look at all the bullshit it has caused

sunday monday happy days
tuesday wednesday happy days
thursday friday happy days

that would suck. i love the internet too much.

wouldn't mind living in the 80s, though.

>no internet
>no degeneracy
>western women were datable
>racial homogeneity
>you were born well after all that went in the can

>generally relaxed atmosphere
>could smoke, drink in the office and smack women on the ass
>could openly talk about how awful niggers are
>coalburners were shunned and social pariahs
>college degree was actually worth something
>colleges weren't teaching degeneracy and Marxism quite yet
>economy was greatest it's ever been
>could get a cheap home with no niggers around

The list just goes on and on

>most of you all would be the nerdy kid that got his ass kicked by Troy 24/7
>I would've been that kid that lived on the other side of the tracks, and spent most of my time in shop class fixing my hotrod
>mfw i walk past troy kicking your ass
>he backs up into me
>i stare him down
>he goes in for the punch
>i duck and give him a right hook, connecting his nose, causing him to bleed
>stacked stacy notices
>she smiles
>i go to help you up
>you become my nerdy friend

>lunchtime
>stacy comes to shop class
>tells me she wants to have relations with me
>give her time and place

>stacy shows up
>tell her shes smoking and take her to a room
>tell her ive got a suprise for her
>open restroom door
>Tyrone and Devon standing naked
>let them both fuck the shit out of her as i sit in a chair and masturbate furiously with my belt choking me
>mfw

>tfw

Forgot

>being white was a benefit and not a huge detriment like it is now in getting a job
>same with college acceptance, loans, mortgages
>no trannies, fags marching around ruining society
>whites allowed to have a culture


Must've been heaven

sounds hot tbfhwy

>everyone's white and judgmental
>seeing anything above a girls kneecaps considered risque
>everyone has to pretend they're religious
>everyone drives the same car, lives in the same style home, away from the city
>you're expected to stick to the traditions of your family even involve being a lower middle class cuck because you've been duped into thinking you have it good
>going to college is for rich kids! the good life is never leaving Levittown and fixing cars with your father

Whites never had a culture. Any "culture" perceived to belong to white people in the 50's that wasn't attached to a Euro ethnicity was manufactured by car companies, coca cola, and advertising agencies.

>the good life is never leaving Levittown and fixing cars with your father

That doesn't sound so bad. Are you a woman?

>you will never be american

Okay Tyrone

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> wanting to be a hue. How's zika treating you?

No I'm tired of living in a Long Island suburb filled with dumb overweight italians that are stuck in the 50s.

>you will never be a jew

Tell me about other people in America's cultures

And the fact it was shit for everyone but us will just be glossed over?

Yes. Most anons probably wouldn't even be able to reap those benefits anyways.

>everyone looks like you (racially) and feels racial solidarity with you
>"liberated" women don't run around in underwear and bras showing as much of their body as possible and then bitch about being looked at
>people are religious so societal rules are understood and arrangements in society have a legitimate basis (marriage and its rules, morality, social behavior)
>people drive good cheap cars and don't live in an overpopulated, decaying urban environment
>be part of the middle class which has the highest standard of living in the history of earth
>can learn a good trade or go to college (and actually learn something other than gender issues and black history, and graduate with a degree worth having) debt free since tuition is like $400 a year

>white peoples countries exist to serve everyone

Here we go. The can of worms is open.

lads I didn't mean all that racial shit, I just watched that Hulu jfk documentary and it looks so comfy