/oly/ thread - is your body ready?

No seriously, user, is your body ready? You're going to catch Zika and die.

Sixty says until the Rio Games, what's the most comfy sport?

Bobsledding.

>not watching female pole vault

Not seen a single advertisement for these games on TV.

yeah, nah. i'll be turning Sup Forums off after the nba finals until nfl starts again. unless something catastrophic happens, in which case i'll be back for
>the favela of huezil
shitposting

fuck the olympics.

>not /mls/
>not /mlb/
>not /shitposting/

Fucking casual.

You don't really die from zika. The biggest concern is when you pop out a child with a hue head.

>having the Olympics at a virus infected economic shithole

What did they mean by this

I know this. You get achy and feel shitty for a couple days and then you're fine. It's harmless. UNLESS you're pregnant or trying to get pregnant.

And yet the world is losing their shit like it's Ebola. Settle down.

USA and chinawinslol

>tfw had body rash for a few weeks that looked startlingly like the zika rash I just looked up
>tfw felt fatigued for a bit during this time

d-did I survive zika?

can't wait to see fencing being treated as a real sport again by the media
we dominated the world championships last year (Russia did very well but they were also the hosts) and noone gave half a shit, but the Olympics are a different story

There's also joint pains/aches. You probably just didn't shower real well.

Also you're posting from Wisconsin.

I'm on mobile, I live in California.

Aches were only around or a day or two I limped together with the fatigue, I considered separate from my skin thing until I looked up the rash.

Reminder that the USA is going to blow out every other country in basketball

Congrats on having the tallest niggers I guess?

>fight and win is relevant
>it matters if i miss 2 weeks of a 162 game season
>implying i don't hate the olympics so much i wouldn't cut Sup Forums out for the duration even if it was midseason of a sport i like

I'm just hyped for the opening ceremony

Don't think it will top the 2012 ceremony though

>opening ceremony
>Brazil
>nothing but two hours of ass and titties

I'm okay with this.

I saw the first one yesterday

Thank you

Also the best athletes

Sailing's pretty chill to watch.

Hype level is low because of Euros/Copa America/Wimbledon/Tour de France coming up, but I'm sure it'll be higher once it arrives.