International
Chess
International
I hate myself and want to die
Then kill yourself, what's the hangup?
I love myself and I want to live
I know that feel
It's a disappointing feel however, since life extension therapy is uncertain to exist in our lifetime.
I'm scared
>Drawsen
There's nothing to be scared of. If it's what you really want it's what you must do.
It's easy just gargle some bleach then hop into a noose. Donate your money to me before you go so I can enjoy life more on your behalf. Ill make more use of it then you would have.
lichess.org
i have never played chess, but i'm want to play anyway, you can kick my ass if you want
your opening moves weren't even that bad for a complete beginner
thanks
also, the #1 mistake you made was that you can't attack a piece if it isn't protected by another, or the opponent will just take yours instead
come little doggies. Let's play
well?
which one are you?
white master race
I need some help
I don't play chess and I got Fools mated...
How bad is a Fools mate?
gg
ALL SPICS WILL BE HUNG
it's by far the worst way to lose a game
also well played on your part
that's what you get for castling too late
Fuck
bumping for no biorithm
hiro add chess board pls /ch/
CHECKMATE CUNTZ
GOT EM'!!
\o i'm wasted af
this
Black always wins and takes the queen on the first move.
why are canadians such cuckolds?
Should I just grind against dumbed down AI until I can beat them reliably before moving on to n00b level players? I smashed instantly even by the dumbest AI or I take 50 fuckign turns to beat it and lose 60% of pieces in the process.
Opening moves make no sense to me. I just move up a few pawns and a knight and then react to the AI. I don't know how to plan steps ahead of time.
Feels really bad being terrible at chess.
Sorry I didn't make the rules of the new international edition.
>Should I just grind against dumbed down AI until I can beat them reliably before moving on to n00b level players?
No.
The engine plays un naturally to humans. It has depth higher than that of a human
>Opening moves make no sense to me. I just move up a few pawns and a knight and then react to the AI. I don't know how to plan steps ahead of time.
Openings don't matter so much. Just learn the basic principles of it (control the center with D and E pawns, develop knights before bishops(generally), etc).
Learn a few openings and just keep playing them. I'd suggest the french defense as a response to E4 and QGD as a response to E5
>I'd suggest the french defense as a response to E4 and QGD as a response to E5
Uh, sure, ok?
I'll just play the AI until I get more comfortable with the game I guess.
>I'll just play the AI until I get more comfortable with the game I guess.
Don't
just play against normal players. Analyze your games and consider where you went wrong. Lichess has a good tool for analysis which will show where you made mistakes, blunders, what best move was, etc.
If you insist. I'm pretty fucking bad. Like, still need to think a few seconds to remember how certain pieces move bad.
Does lichess have lobbies or a ranking system? I don't want to get thrown against some dude that's been playing for years or something. I've just been dicking around with an offline chess game this whole time.
>Does lichess have lobbies or a ranking system?
yeah both. just play unranked then
you'll learn quickly if you try dude. it won't take long.
Alright. I'll make an account and give it a whirl.
Are these threads regular on Sup Forums? I hang on Sup Forums often but I usually hang in one or the other general threads and don't venture to the front page often.
yeah i make them sometimes
Sweet. I'll try and pop by and play games with anons. But I'm out for now. I got a paper to write.
GOOD thread
>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW shitty low wage job
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW chess is my only joy and not even good enough to beat normies
feels bad man
>play chess with this guy at TAFE (like comunity college)
>we started out the semester on good terms but in the end he turn into a total shit cunt
>he always beats me in chess and tell me I'm terrible
>last Monday I beat him twice in a row
feels alright
BTFO
just...
could have beat this guy in two swift moves 2bh but its time for my night time snack
>He doesn't cheat at chess
lmfao normies mad
>he doesn't cheat at chess
lol just lol