Official Mariners @ Padres game thread: WHO GETS BTFO TONIGHT?? edition

Seattle:

Aoiki CF
Smith LF
Cano 2b
Cruz RF
Seager 3b
Lind 1b
Ianetta C
Sardinas SS
Miley P

San Diego:

Jay CF
Myers 1b
Kemp RF
Solarte 3b
Upton LF
Norris C
Ramirez SS
Rolaes 2b
Rea P

Go Mariners

goms

Bae Ho Lee with Baemax

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That fuckin eye

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Alright M's. Let's win this one boys.

Ichiro is 35 hits from 3,000.

pls win

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don't worry bros Miley is elite

Rea walks a lot of people. Mariners need to continue to be patient and grind out long at bats.

let's go M's

Give me a break ump

Cool, ump starting off shitty.

not a strike

YOU FUCKING COCK EYED UMPIRE

ITS WHERE THE BALL CROSSES THE PLATE

NOT WHERE IT ENTERS THE CATCHERS MITT

Mariners Strike Zone @MarinersUmp 1m1 minute ago
Call hurts #Mariners
Strike 3 should be ball 2
Top 1 Rea vs Aoki
28% call same
1.6in from edge

where is everyones game? want to see how far behin my stream is

1-2 PITCH TO CANO

Watching on mlb.tv

count right now is

0-1

THIS JUST IN

HOME PLATE UMPIRE IS A AAA CALL UP REPLACEMENT UMPIRE.

FIRST EVER DOMINICAN UMPIRE IN MLB

wew i am a couple pitches behind

thats around me

worst thing about mlb.tv is the minute and a half delay. I've had like every walkoff this season and maybe half the dingers spoiled for me

Making the Dominican look bad.

CANO

lets go nelly.

Yeah you're alright. you're watching behind 2 delays, with mlb.tv and then the bootleg stream

Tooted and booted it.

the delay is the reason i havnt bought mlb.tv desu

I'll take it.

Nelly didnt expect the pitcher to cut it off.

Shit baserunning for the M's lately

SEAGER

Bad play Cruz

I got mine for free with the tmobile thing. and i just use unlocator trials to get around the blackout.

oh nellie wtf u doin

6'5 pitcher snagging the throw home.

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Dubs and M's win rags lose

Rags have the day off, but I'll take those dubs

What am I looking at here

nice. to bad i am verizon master race

Nice

Let's go Miley

HAHAHAHAHA

HERE WE GO AGAIN

pet day at petco park

>not getting the lead runner

Seager was off the bag to play the ball.


I REALLY miss Martin.

Might have been worth it to try and catch that, Smithy.

>Felix gets hurt
>entire pitching staff goes to shit

I hate this

tell me everything's gonna be okay bros

>Opponents hitting 381 against his curve

jeebus.

Sounds like you need a snuggle.

It will be better than okay, especially in October and November.

Holy fuck that was so close to being a balk.

i like our ballgrills more desu

>we will always be the Rangers' bitch

kill me

Miley being a fast worker with minimal time between pitches is kinda pointless when Servais is giving Ianetta all the signs.

He only throws it 10% of the time. I see why

Jesus fucking christ.

The FUCKING PADRES

fucking hell Miley. Get your shit together.

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>When people are only making memes out of your caveman costume

everything will be okay

>band has two drummers

Fuck it, walk em loaded. Who gives a fuck.

hold on to your butts fellow mariners fans

Right there. That spot. stay right there against righties tonight.

anyone have my old lloydface.jpg or jackzface.jpg of these? i'll go search the archive if not

ahhh i remember this cool "get buttfucked in the first inning" meme from 2015.

What the FUCK Aoki

GO FUCKFSIUGNDSIOGNSIJVNDJSNVJDSNVSFJGNSDGNAFJFNADJ


LOSE ONE OUTFIELDER AND THE WHOLE THING GOES TO SHIT

Again. WHY THE FUCK IS AOKI PLAYING IN CENTER FIELD?

Aoki is trash in the outfield.

This game is already a joke

Strike this bitch out and salvage the game for fucks sake

I'm fucking done with Aoki. Just let my boy O'Malley free

Fuck a power bat. Go out and get a semi decent outfielder.

Fuck this game and fuck this team, I'm over it

oh why

i think we need to score 10 runs in the first to have a chance

Oh I forgot, this is a rookie call up. Mariners have to make him look like Cy fucking Young.

Hey blue. Go fuck yourself.

Those were all balls.

I HATE YOU UMP

Very true.

you now remember MiMo's 2 consecutive shutouts

Holy shit the umps have been giving every single questionable call to the Padres the last 2 games,

I also remember his starts after that

That was a good pitch too.

what do the mariners do with DJ Peterson if he gits gud

DJ has a LONG way to go before he's good.

Ichiro now has 700 career stolen bases, between NPB and MLB.

If he were as good as we'd all hoped, he would be starting this year. Just another busted pick. He's only hitting .245 with little power at AA. So depressing.

Hello Mariners.

This kid has his fucking control tonight. Start swinging.

starting where

First base and some DH

i'll just go ahead and assume this team will make a run in the 2nd half

no felix, marte, martin is imploding this team

This is a bad combination.

Rea is hitting his spots on the edge of the zone, and locating his curve. The Umpire is also calling questionable/borderline pitches. It makes a batter feel like he has to swing at anything, which ends up with ground outs and weak fly balls like that inning.

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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN

well it 4-1 so I still have some hope

>Sardines

Cruz's HR/FB was 30% last year. He's back around his career average of 19%

Same rules as last night mates!

A shot per run until the M's take the lead!

Lol that waiter in the seats behind home just brought someone a beer that was literally 1/2 foam