What crimes has the Eternal Anglo committed against your nation?

What crimes has the Eternal Anglo committed against your nation?

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englishmen are incompetent, tiny dicked manlets who are actually germanic rapebabies

I literally don't even know where to begin

We didn't get a king because Germany lost the Great War

You also killed some innocent civilians when you bombed our coastal cities during the Crimean War

Imposing high taxes

england is an ok guy

Supported the eternal Turk.
2 world wars

>implying were not the eternal anglos most insidious creation.

He destroyed my country.

Do you have all week?

>inb4 x genocide or y war crime

They starved us in the early 1800's by blocking imports, for daring to be in Union with Denmark.

In WWII UK declared war against Finland but never attacked nor did they make peace.
Technically, we're still at war

They did some naval bombings itt.

We could have liberate Constantinople for Christendom, but instead Perfidious Albion side with kebab.

The embargoed us in WW1 which almost led to a civil war.

We've been at war with them one time, afaik. But even then it was a mock-war meant to keep the french off our backs and we kept trading with the brits in secret.

>force colonies to pay Jew taxes when they had no Parliamentary representation
>keep armed forts on the Canadian border after US independence in 1783
>bar American merchantmen from trading in the West Indies until well into the 19th century
>pay off Indians to raid American settlements
>kidnap American sailors and force them into the Royal Navy
>attack American merchantmen going to France even though we were neutral in the Napoleonic Wars
>attack the USS Chesapeake and kill 20 crew members
>burn the White House like the Visigoths
>British authors write constantly about how Murricans are uncultured and stupid rustics
>bet on Mexico winning in 1846
>take the side of the Confederacy in the Civil War b/c mmmmuh cheap cotton
>give the Confederates thousands of muskets and cannons
>also build for them raider ships like CSS Alabama manned by British crews which then proceeded to devastate the US merchant marine

Dragged us into WW2 and is thus more responsible than either Croats or Germans for the Croatian death camps

-Genocide disguised as famine

-total eradication of culture and language (Gaeilge banned twice, penal laws etc.)

-shipped a quarter million of the population off to the Caribbean where they were to be considered less than Africans in transatlantic slave trade


And a million and one other things

Created USA

well that's quite the list you've got there friend :D

Also Germoney, Eternal Anglo, Ameriburger, and Butthurt Belt assist Bolsheviks in takeover of Russia because we had been rising superpower and they hoped commies would reduce us to anarchy and destruction.

>What tragedies have befallen your people?
>a fascist dictatorship tried to systematically wipe us off the face of the planet
>we were kidnapped and sold as slaves en masse on another continent
>a couple of potatoes rotted and millions of us died

Stay mad forever.

They didn't need Germans to get into space.

Founding it.

why would I be mad toward a bunch of space losers?

Can you take your day off?

Wait, wasn't the inventor of the liquid fueled rocket (not to mention Werner von Braun's hero) an American?

At least we still have the money to go into space :^)

>crimes

Not crime, just good business.

>Russia's biggest space accomplishment was putting one guy in LEO for one hour of flight
>whom the KGB later bumped off because he insulted Brezhnev

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That's not fair though because Russia's ancient-ass 1960s space hardware is dirt cheap to fly.

The Soviets also stole some V-2s from Germany, in fact their first ballistic missile (R-1) was simply a natively produced V-2 clone.

>tfw you are the eternal anglo

>Gott straffe England
>Bombing Edinburgh

Rude

>>keep armed forts on the Canadian border after US independence in 1783

hmmmm, definitely would have been no motivation or reason for that

(see: 1812)

Nice flags.

inb4 "I'm northern Irish so I am"

>tfw you are the Eternal Anglo and have been since at least WW1

rip Laika
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The original goal of the space race was to put a man in space senpai

One the Soviets did this the US made it about getting to the moon

Americans are just shit losers

I guess we've inherited the Eternal Anglo tradition rather well.

>The original goal of the space race was to put a man in space

quality

>Deliberately sabotaged the Darien Scheme, leading to the Act of Union
>Stole our sovereignty
>Stole our oil
>Continually whinge about Scots being benefit scroungers when we fucking subsidise the cunts

Does uk even have a space program haha

After the war however, the border was demilitarized. This left Canadians pissed off because they were exposed to future US attack and they felt that London had betrayed them.

Having said that, keeping the forts was pretty stupid anyway since the early United States was poor and had no real army that could project power. The invasion of Canada in 1812 fell apart for that reason and the Mexican War was the first conflict that our army had matured sufficiently that it could conduct a campaign in hostile territory.

They briefly tried it in the early 70s, then decided it was impractically expensive when they could just buy a ride on an American rocket (and later ESA).

yes :^)

Heres a picture of it from the uk space agency website.

>tfw to intelligent too sit on chairs

C L E A R A N C E S
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Yeah

Rockets =/= the only space-related thing ever

Best president of the 20th century, for yanks had a dad from Tipperary.
Many of the current republican conservative senate is Irish American. Really good. Jamaicans, Bostonians and Canadians speak with charismatic Irish accents thanks to us. We made these wonderful things happen.
Where would you be without your big brother looking out for you Ireland?

I know the geopolitical reasons for us doing that but it really chaps my arse on a civilisational sense.

Redstone was basically a tarted-up V-2, every rocket family after that came entirely from American designs.

That's Orthodox equivalent to the Vatican.
They need it back.

Irish-Americans during the mid-19th century quickly found their way into government jobs; some of this had to do with their concentration in the urban Northeast.

>Stole our sovereignty
Read up about James VI in your spare time. You cucks instigated this.

The Australian accent is heavily influenced by the Irish too. Some of the way we still speak too "have ya seen me hat?" etc.

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Protip: It was for practical reasons--Russia wanted access to the Mediterranean. The mmuh Orthodoxy stuff was just romantic bullshit that concealed the real strategic agenda behind it.

After we trusted them they betrayed us and divided Arab nation and created Israel. It's our fault for trusting them in the first place though

Well obviously but the romance kills me, a city so important to Christianity is still in the hands of the Turks.

Sup Forums's attitude towards England in one sentence

>tiny dicked
Biggest penises in Europe are in Hungary.
Good lads well played.

[spoiler]self reported surveys are totally legit too[/spoiler]

Ask the Greeks.

Don't side with Napoleon then shitlord.

>religion was a major political issue in the 1800s
WEW

We also give the union thousands of muskets and cannons. Tbh you're lucky we didn't personally come in to kick your teeth in after Trent.
>potato famine
>genocide
Oh am i laffin

Literally nothing lv u bae

1. bullying napoleon
2. throwing us at germans to protect france

Napoleon was the bully!

Recently, you spilled oil into our gulf

Nothing desu.

lol

We bullied the bully, it's inherently British.

Didn't cleanse Quebec when you could have. Was the Fille di roi pussy that dank?

They made like two Fille de Roi shipments ever and both of those were in the 1600s.

Putting that aside, the Quebec Act was awfully decent and liberal-minded for the 18th century.

Where do I even begin?

Didn't teach you to poo in loo?

I know I know, but it's been a legend here that the kings daughters were so cock hungry that their descendants fucked the natives and made Metis and they also fucked all the Anglo soldiers. Also as we can see objectively leaving Francophonies in Canada was a mistake.

we wuz a gud boy, we dindu nuthin, we jus need more taxes for dem train programms

They're deceptive cunts they'll turn on you the second they think it would be profitable doing so

You're a regular fucking idiot aren't you?

My favourite was when we totally, no holds barred, completely, for morality 'n stuff, absolutely banned slavery.

Except for in India.

LOL most shameless fucks on the planet. Don't even talk to me ewwwww

>Implying I'm wrong

Quebecs revenge for being spared was Pierre elliot Trudeau.

That was mainly because of the East India Company though, India wasn't really under government control.

Why are canucks so eager to become americans?

>using my own OC against me

Québécois can be annoying but are probably more Canadian than you will ever be

Why are Swedes so eager to become Somalians?

>The French speaking Jews who destroyed Canada from the inside are more Canadian than me

I'm actually Anglo you filthy Atlantic potato nigger

Without based quebec you're just socialist america

You bombed and torched some random villages here for literally no reason in 1800s

>The French speaking Jews who *built Canada from the inside are more Canadian than me

Ftfy

Almost true if it weren't for Newfoundland and the Maritimes

We had some nice ships and they sunk them

Aren't they just brits with a funny accent?

Literally Quebecs fault for spawning the man who opened the floodgates for Immigrants and created the 80's era brand of liberalism of weakness and shame. Calgary was like the Zurich of Canada it had something going on. His policies destroyed Western Canada. Quebec planned this. Quebec is a French speaking province of traitors and frogs. No real Canadian wants to be associated with such filth.

They built the seeds of our destruction. They are not real Canadians but French provocateurs. De Gaulle proved that. French speaking Jews.

well now thats not quite what happened is it lad

also which time are you referring to

A britbong once spilled some of his beer on me in a London pub

How about you don't bomb our capital city FIRST, just IN CASE we THEN go and side with Napoleon? How'bout THAT for an idea?