OFFICIAL ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS VS CHICAGO CUBS GAMETHREAD

Archie Bradley, RHP (6.11 ERA, 4.16 xFIP) vs John Lackey, RHP (3.16 ERA, 3.53 xFIP)

Dbacks Lineup
1. Jean Segura (2B)
2. Michael Bourn (RF)
3. Paul Goldschmidt (1B)
4. Jake Lamb (3B)
5. Welington Castillo (C)
6. Chris Owings (CF)
7. Yasmany Tomas (LF)
8. Nick Ahmed (SS)
9. Archie Bradley (P)

Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (LF)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Tommy La Stella (3B)
7. Miguel Montero (C)
8. Javier Baez (SS)
9. John Lackey (P)

First pitch at 1:20 CT from Wrigley Field in Chicago

No one cares about xfip you fucking aspie

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Pretty comfy day for baseball again lads.

Go Cubs!

>lelington castillo

>omg he called me out!!!!!!

You are such a pussy

How many dingers tonight?

My guess is 3.

That's why Heyward is still in the lineup

Yeah I'm thinking at least 3 as well

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Ded thread

Ded bats

Fucking hell sp. I'm bored af at work. Help me. I finished all my estimating on our newest project and need to kill an hour.

Watch Schwarber chill on the bench.

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Pretty slow game today expecting at least one dinger though

Delete this right now

Dubbz get for the rizz :^)

he's out either way, might as well have some fun with it

also
>dbacks

There is literally nothing funny about this. Stop

ya, we're winning! go cubs

>tfw schwarber is in the bullpen spouting an amazing fu man Chu

I'm so upset right now guys

Dugout*

>Lackey

Worst bread ever

Out

Gotta agree, it's been really stale.

>playing Castro's song during the pitching change
always nice to hear

Addy is so clutch

These doubles today

>Walking Montero to get to Baez

fucking dbacks

Finally the game starts.

MUH DIFFERENTIAL

hahahah the run differential grows!

>DBASCK

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Errors. Errors everywhere.

I'm genuinely sorry for Dbacks fans

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Lel, what are the Dbacks doing?

Also, what's up with all these manlet pitchers of theirs?

These errors

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>sneks

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Wow, I step away from the game to TWO MINUTES and somehow the Cubs are up 5 runs? SOMEBODY NEEDS TO PUT A TENT OVER THIS CIRCUS

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S-S-S-SHOOK

this needs yakety sax

>sneks

Just made it back from my Grandmother's funeral and service. Looks like I made it just in time. ..

...To see Grimm blow the shutout. Fuck.

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[W]

Cubs win! Cubs win!

CUBS WIN
U
B
S

W
I
N

Everything worked out in the end.

Based run differential.

Anyone got a video or webm of what happened?

#cubswin