How do I get an Italian gf??

Give advice pls

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Be black

>go to Italy
>talk to an Italian grill
>???
>profit

Be white germanic and rich. Italian girls are coalburning whores and always fall for le aryan scandi rich blonde guy

Easier said than done my friend

What about a poor spic with dirty curly blonde hair and green eyes?? I mean they have to find that kinda exotic :D

Do you have European ancestry? Also, do you think you're poor by European standards or Central American standards?

Move to Argentina

Play her this Italian sex tune while doing your best Travolta imitation:

youtube.com/watch?v=MyAuDCJMYrA

Become a Latin dance teacher

What's you are favorite pizza?

I mean everyone here has European ancestry some way or another.

By European standards I guess I'm working class, by Central American standards I'm just middle class. Planning on becoming a millionaire narco right know, tho!

I hate dancing :[

>you will never taint the womb of a beautiful intelligent italian girl with your snownigger seed
is there even the faintest point in living?

I guess I could try that, my curls are not as badass as the ones from that man, though

But they don't speak Italian... they will never scream at me "darmi più !! darmi poù !!"

All kinds of pizza are good, minus the ones with pineapple on it

>I hate dancing
Then you don't have any quality. Just find yourself a local girl and dream no more about italians

Feel my paint, Sven

That's what I deserve for not being a Normie, I guess

Why do you want an italian gf, do you hate yourself?

no, americanized ones aren't the real deal brah

Kinda desu

Suuure (;

what's so wrong with Italian grills tho?

>am i white, int?

The post

Fuck you. Estupido

Many italian girls have germanic blood and germanic themselves

>They're Italian
>Italian means retrograde
>She won't give you the ass
>Closed mind
>If she's religious then you're fucked
>If she's from south Italy than you're ok unless you have to meet their parents/family

literally all exaggerations, why are my compatriots such crybabbies?

same as you would get a gf in your country

Pick one

1 is only decent looking one.

Rolling

8

thicc

8 can fuckin get it, mamma mia

But at least she'll be qt.

I pick the dumb qt that doesn't know how to tie her shoelaces.
She's kinda thicc

Oh my fucking god;
I'd love if all the angsty contrarian faggot kids from my country would be deported outside the border by law.
I fucking hate them.

3, she's as tall as the net and according to internet the net is 2,43m tall.

>that feel when no giantess gf who'll stomp your enemies to death for you

italians are disgusting

kalispera to you my friend

german women are hot

get a hairy body and show them your chest hair

How do I get an Italian gf as a gook? I am tired of women of my kind

How poor us Italy now?
I make 100k and own my own home.

Will a hot Italian girl marry me like a gook or Russian would?

italy ins't poor, wealth is just uneven distributed
if your are only playing the wealth card, don't get your hopes high

>italy isn't poor

Italy isn't poor tho

>own a home

everybody in Italy owns a home

>german women are hot

No.

The thin ones who don't have manfaces are

I thought you all live with your parents until they die?

...

sorry to disapoint you

theguardian.com/world/2012/sep/19/third-italians-live-with-parents

So is this article wrong?

I moved out at 18 and my residence is still at my parents house because until I started working we saved money on taxes that way, can't be bothered to change my residence anyway because nothing would change except it's a pain to go vote.

The majority of students also don't take residence in their new cities.

If they stay in the same city as their parents at least they are sane enough to not waste money on a flat payed by their parents.