OFFICIAL ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS VS CHICAGO CUBS GAMETHREAD

Edwin Escobar (18.90 ERA, 6.56 xFIP) vs Jason Hammel, RHP (2.09 ERA, 4.21 xFIP)

Dbacks Lineup
1. Jean Segura (2B)
2. Brandon Drury (RF)
3. Paul Goldschmidt (1B)
4. Jake Lamb (3B)
5. Welington Castillo (C)
6. Chris Owings (CF)
7. Yasmany Tomas (LF)
8. Nick Ahmed (SS)
9. Edwin Escobar (P)

Cubs Lineup
1. Dexter Fowler (CF)
2. Jason Heyward (RF)
3. Kris Bryant (3B)
4. Anthony Rizzo (1B)
5. Ben Zobrist (2B)
6. Jorge Soler (LF)
7. Addison Russell (SS)
8. David Ross (C)
9. Jason Hammel (P)

First pitch at 1:20 from Wrigley Field in Chicago

Cubbies gonna blow it.

Oh boy, time to watch the waiver wire pickup fuck up

>dbags

Go cubs

>this weather
>starting this game

>Hammel

Aw yeah, thank you Lamb.

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Wind blowing you?

DEXTER cuts it in half

>live a mile away from Wrigley
>watching broadcast on Wrigley
>hear some cheering outside the window
>broadcast is obviously behind real life
>LEAD OFF HOMERUN BY FOWLER

Ayy

Oh boy. Here we go.

*watching broadcast on WGN

go to the game m8

This isn't the White Sox, Cubs games tend to get sold out.

Too last second and the weather is not good.
I almost decided to just see the game at a bar in Wrigleyville but I've feeling outta shape lately and I dont wanna spend 30 bucks to get tipsy without at least one other companion.

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>Clark's Crew
>Kid specific experiences

Clark you crafty pedo you.

>Cusb

It's another Cubs get dominated by a shit pitcher episode

My favorite episode.

Truly a classic

But we then go on to shell good pitchers. That mean's the Worlds Eries is our for the taking.

Arizona Butterfingers

Good shifting faggots

>three guys run to cover 2nd after the dead drop

is the zona defense usually this bad?

Soler Power

HANDS UP

DON'T SCORE

HANDS UP

DON'T SCORE

BASED VINE DOUBLE
BASED GEORGE

Soler Power just in time for summer.

thank you jorge

also go cubs

inb4 Hammel salami

holy fuck!

>Aribona blowing it

THANK YOU BASED HAMMEL

>bases loaded for the pitcher
>bounces off the base for a 2-run single

Meme magic at work

>getting knocked out of the game by the opposing pitcher
O I AM LAFFIN

>intentionally walking it to face a cubs pitcher

silly silly silly

>Not knowing Chicago spring into summer weather.

You would not believe it BUT the DiamonDBacks are NOT wearing their spring training uniforms

>And the AL looks down on pitchers hitting.
Ha.

And that's why the AL will forever be shit.

d'oh

don't make this a chicago thing. its called the midwest

this guys curve is sneaky mother

>heyshit

How can one man be so awful

>getting stuck out by Collmentor

Wow.

>this random homer

>Tomás

Wow. Hopefully he can keep doing that and stop pinning the ball into the ground.

>Heyward regresses to being complete shit again.
They should switch him and Ross in the order.

>Strope already shitting the bed
Fucking hell.

Strop really has no business being in the league. That Padres game should have been the last time he pitched.

*pounding the ball into the ground

Has he pitched since the dads game?

he has regularly, and I think this is the first run he's given up since then

no one notices the scoreless innings, as of now his ERA is 2.91 (including the homer and 2 outs of this inning)

>no one notices the scoreless innings
I haven't noticed him come into a game since he blew it against the dads.

well pay better attention

>it's a bullpen shits itself episode

Because a good reliever doesn't bring attention to themselves since the only time that happens is when they fuck up.

Strop is fucking skitzo, he'll shut down an inning or shit the bed. We got the latter today so at least Maddon pulled his dumb ass fast.

>pitcher change just to walk a dude.

What.

have faith.
they weren't giving goldschmitt anything to hit. wood has pitched great lately

matchups bro.

lefty.
obviously its safer to have their best hitter on first

>TAKING LAMB OUT

WHY. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

CHIP HALE YOU STUPID FUCK

Including today Strop has pitched in 20 games

17 of those have been scoreless appearances, he's a good reliever

well just kidding they switched to a righty. but still better than goldschmitt

Rickie Weeks Jr

>you can leave the Brewers
>but the Brewers never leave you

Wood pls

ZoBASED

that was close

GOD DAMMIT

Thank You Zobased God

>Big Z saves the fucking day
They would have taken the lead if that got by him

let's not start calling Zobrist "Big Z"

Is Anthony rizzo the best cubs first basemen ever?

was dereek lee or mark grace ever more loved?
I don't remember seeing boxes of frosted graces, or lee puffs in the grocer store.

RIZZO GONNA RIZZ

timely comment

btw. ernie doesn't count. he wasn't first base and you know so don't try

window user here again

I heard the cheering before seeing the swing again

Ty Based Rizzo

I think people still like Grace more at this point. If he sticks around for another 5 years and produces, that might change.

>Rizzo finally unfucked himself

HELL YEAH NIGGA!
let me try again.

Is Ben Zobrist the best cubs second basmen ever?

Was sandberg ever this loved?

Spooky.

Rizz-O's confirmed GOAT

kek

good enough

even if you still count Ernie, there's still Cap Anson, Frank Chance, Phil Caverretta, and as you mentioned Lee and Grace

if he sticks around long enough he could rise to 3rd on that list (which would make him greatest post WWII)

and popularity doesn't factor into who is the best

damn, these Arizona fielders are ass

>Dbags gonna dbag

>E-Backs

>cap anson

god I hate hearing his name as one of the best cubs. I don't care if he has the franchise hit lead. He played in a different time and no one alive can say they remember him

Caverretta was good but again, won't be remembered as much as grace. imo

popularity actually does. whether it's right or wrong, there is no way to avoid those biases when you remember who the "best" players were.

you can't just discount people cause they played in a different era

david ross best cubs catcher?

gabby harnett who?

to an extent, you have to take into consideration the difficulty of the average pitcher today and then.

I've never seen anyone affectionately say "Grandpa Gabby" so it's gotta be Ross, right

I was doing it for the meme magic.
It's all out

Have you seen his defense? I think he managed to pick off 3 guys throwing from home in one game. The guy should be going to the All Stars with how he's preforming.

>have you seen his defense?

yeah turns out i'm one of those cubs fans that actually watches baseball

see

>1
>moar
>out

CUBS WIN

CUBS WIN

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based zobrist again!!!!