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>England's brave Andy Murray edition

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1st for fuck arselel

2nd for oh holy shit do you even know how to make an OP
>leaving arseblog link in
>linking to wrong old thread

just downed a glass of ice cold water and poured another glass on my head. now coating toothpicks in vinegar and shoving them in my gums in fury. heads gone. about to take a bunch of sleeping pills and get rid of today. horrid horrid horrid. broke most of the keys off my keyboard too

Who are you?

Turned down a night out lids. Gonna spend the evening brain storming new /bet/ characters.

Down unreal. Not sure how long I can mentally keep this up desu

worst OP is recent memory pmsl

Down so UNREAL. Decided to make the new thread. Can't even do that. Having an absolute mare today lads. No more comments.

costa rica $

Sorry, I have to listen to Luca Fury's podcast first that I use as a crutch sometimes for my personal analysis. Card starts in 3 hours so there's still much time for bet placement. I'll be monitoring the whole card as well throughout the night for in-play bets.

Would genuinely pay Euan £100/month for his tips.

Get a smaller group of people paying more so can earn the same but lines dont go as quick.

Implying Murray will won.

Okay fair play mate

JUST 1 SLOVAKIA

i like your colourful extra flag :)

>this OP

going to be a DAC thread I can just feel it

Thank you Somerset.

Make one called Pedro pls

/bet/ needs more hispanic influence desu

:3

Nacional -1 simply does not lose tonight

Here's a updated list of things /bet/ needs

1. More faces added to the faces of /bet/
2. A /bet/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI shrewd team
3. A queen of /bet/
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc

5. People posting good, well researched tips

6. Less nibs

>tips a team because they are "simply the better team"

pmsl

Who's the cutest trip :3

enspor.tv/canada-women-brazil-women/187594/

Please feel free to watch and tell me how to write it any differently

>slavs

well fukc

see

So did i win anything?

what? no

Uni, saw his pic

WHAT THE FUCK SLAVS

How big is one unit of a Euan tip for you? Personally, £20.

Why? I thought I won if holland won with that bet? did i misread?

£125

who is euan

...

Yes, you did. -0.5 from 2-0 is to win by at least 3 goals.

And on the off chance that this isn't nibs. Why didn't you put more than £1.67 on if you thought it was them to win from 2-0 up?

LONDRINA 11111111111111111111111111111111

user so based

pmsl both teams equally tez. Unders huge

Ohh i see I'm retarded sick

the hell happened to the costa rica vs paraguay odds

either i misread them earlier or all of a sudden theyve completely flipped

do france even want the 4444444444444444444?

right right, I'm new

>>>/brit/

fuck off you spastic student mong

>brazil women just passing around the defence
zzzzzzzzzz

tenner on overs @9. Should be heaps of injury time

Love Island so tez

Both teams are fairly evenly matched but Costa Rica have done poorly in 3 of their last 4 Copa debuts.

Paraguay are strong underdogs (they knocked Brazil out last year) but have seen a recent slump.

Costa Rica without keylor navas. Joel Campbell starting.

Verdict:
>bankroll on Costa Rica

>not knowing Paraguay are tough as nails

>tfw Ramadan soon

sweating tbqh

LEE
E
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Guess the TT

My friend who's a pol/ack/ just sent me a text saying 1488. Not sure what to make of it

gentle reminder to vote LEAVE on the 23rd

Who /infidel/ here?

Everyone post their /bet/ TT POWER RANKINGS

Pro tip: ARP must be at the top

Addicted to Haribo lads

rings >>>>>>>>>>>>

List of /bet/tors tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms/following

no one cares about tt you smelly paki

i am.

for the simple reason that one day, the eu will force us to switch to the euro. it will happen if we remain. martin schulz has said he wants 'one europe' and 'one currency' (paraphrasing).

Really not sure if Euans tips came up as notifications. Missed both of them tbqh

Dominate the game and get shafted by a jammy long range FK. just boring really

1. ARP (BT tips)
2. Everyone else
999999998. Big_Al
999999999. ARP (Non-BT tips)

Euan is better than ARP

pmsl trip on pal

BT has been tez lately. ARP's own tips are dece, just shit at staking

Literally why isn't everyone on here following me?

>bengarrison suddenly thinking he's a big name after performing a smed better than a coin toss

kek

Lads, I just want to stick £20 in an account with somebody.

Anyone offering decent introductory free bets or anything?

Post your TT mate

better to put 200 or so in to take advantage of them matching your deposit

tipstertube.com/profile/absolutelyrektpmsl

Mate, I'm pretty rich (accounts manager) but most of the reason is because I hold onto my wonga like a jew.

yeah? So surely you'd want to take full advantage?

would love to test your chin

Good character

would NOT let you manage my accounts pmsl

>accounts manager
Can you manage Juveguy's TT account? LEAKING pretend money atm

Nah, I know I'm in the wrong place for "just a bit of fun XD", but I'd rather spunk £200 on Warhammer or even on a nice meal.

This desu. Gonna spend the days researching for the night lid.

Are you lids giving up gambling?
Matched a Pakistani girl on tinder and she told me she makes up for all her 'fuckeries' in Ramadan so I'd have to wait a month to bowcat her. Shocking behaviour desu, if you drink and smoke 11 months out the year you ain't no Muslim bruv

Reminder that your "god" doesn't care when you eat

Reminder that Islam is the worst religion

what a fantastic excuse

Hu da fug r u?

>living in an area with enough ethnics to actually match one on Tinder

How long after a match is it weird to message someone? About a fortnight ago a genuine qt matched me and a total tumblr slag later the same day, reckon I can play it off?

immediately lid

Going on a cut anyway lad. Might as well participate.

I've messaged girls after months when I've been bored on the loo. Made some good bets too on tinder
Also Kurt wants on DNB on Florida Surf

Plus got a potential bet in an hour or so, stick around

Why are there so many pakis in these threads now?

Mark used to scare them off but now he's dead they all came flooding in.

It's just me and a few characters I've created

>Murray
>England

Pick one.

the country's going to the dogs lid, it's inescapable

Why are there so many pakis in this country now?

t. bengarrison
is this the famous American 'wit'?