OFFICIAL UFC 199: ROCKHOLD VS BISPING 2 THREAD #3 BORK EDITION

>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST

5 Round Middleweight Title Fight
Luke Rockhold(c) (15-2-0) vs. Michael Bisping (28-7-0)

5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
Dominick Cruz(c) (21-1-0) vs. Urijah Faber (33-8-0)

Featherweight
Max Holloway (15-3-0) vs. Ricardo Lamas (16-4-0)

Middleweight
Dan Henderson (31-14-0) vs. Hector Lombard (34-5-1)

Lightweight
Dustin Poirier (19-4-0) vs. Bobby Green (23-6-0)


>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST

Featherweight
Clay Guida (32-16-0) vs. Brian Ortega (10-0-0)

Lightweight
James Vick (9-0-0) vs. Beneil Dariush (12-2-0)

Women's Strawweight
Jessica Penne (12-3-0) vs. Jéssica Andrade (13-5-0)

Featherweight
Cole Miller (21-9-0) vs. Alex Caceres (11-8-0)


>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:15pm ET / 3:15pm PT / 11:15pm BST

Welterweight
Sean Strickland def Tom Breese via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)

Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva def Jonathan Wilson via rd 2 TKO(gnp)

Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-4-0) vs. Elvis Mutapcic ends in a majority draw(29-28,28-29,28-28)

Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Dong Hyun Kim via rd 3 TKO

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First for Bruce Leeroy

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N A T H A N D I A Z

>Jessica Penne

bunda tyme

5th for Muhammad Ali was a fucking muslim

>a judge gave caceres the third round

Dana desperately trying to get people to give a fuck about Nick, will even sacrifice the little bit of dignity he had left.

AFR0 MEME MAN FTW

>Douglas Coast-ah

ffs

who /frontbunda/ here

one of the conferences, unstoppable i think

>tfw recognise that spot from gta

based cockstar

WHEN DOES MY BOY ALEX GET A TITLE SHOT

>not BORK edition

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK OP

Alright, WMMA is up next. Come back in 30 bings or just meme about Bork

Brock

YES

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Sup faggots. That was a fun first fight of the night.

>Cole should win a round for failed sub attempts

Why does the guy successfully defending the subs not get points?

So
i see the botch, its cole's left leg, he does an inverted triangle, it puts more weight and force on the arm, and ideally a quicker tap. however this doesn't put anymore weight on the head or shoulder, which a traditional armbar would, leroy exploits this and uses his shoulder and head as pivot point to roll out of the armbar

>Nick

nice now i can go get some food

Let's not get carried away senpai

Why is Nate so fucking ugly? Like, noticeably ugly

Really annoys me, and that shitty chin hair

Here

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MY BOY LAWLER

$15 on faber
$15 on bisping
$10 on the parlay

Did I fuck up?

yep

I still can't stop laughing from Nate's video, the song he chose too lmao, "You fat motherfucker"

Um....

yup

defense doesn't earn points

there are so many washed up bums in the ufc

the real first fight was better, casual

>better BJJ should not be scored

literal spastic

baby dick

That feel when your boy saved UFC 100 and is now back again to save UFC 200

SCHAUB

what if brock was born a thousand years ago?

link plz

>first fight of the night

(You) wot m8?

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Glad you enjoyed it, Dr. Wyman

THIS JUST IN ON TWITTER MCGOOBER VS BORK TO HEADLINE UFC 200

MCGOOBER IS CUTTING TO MAKE HEAVYWEIGHT

had been

I AM ENJOYING THIS CARD A LOT AND IT'S NOT EVEN MAIN YET

Faber is going to win.

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omg bisping shut the fuck up about "winning" a sparring session. wtf

BROCK IS COMING BACK BABY! He's gonna f-5 the shit out of Conor

>I-I I beat him in sparring!

>not betting on the california kid by T/KO

faber has literally nothing to lose in this fight. if he doesn't win, he will never get another title shot, so he will just throw everything at dom because he knows dom can't finish him

>Better BJJ
>Cant finish

based boy

>I rekt you in sparring m8

Damn Brits...you can't make this up.

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>Bisping with that look in his eye

house on England

>bisping bragging about beating cuckhold
>gets fucked up on the feet and choked out in 6 minutes

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Post some Penne booty

LINK PLZ !!!!

have Jessica to win in this next bout

>yfw it's all part of a cross promotion deal
>yfw he literally runs in and F5's some dudes
>yfw UFC vs WWE and we /mandrama/ eternally

Hopefully Dana traded Conor and Ronda to the wwe for Bork.

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

ufc.tv

Brock isn't training anywhere

if this gets boring ill dump jj webms

>ugly women mma

PALMS ARE SWEATY

go get a close up of the ring girls

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so is it pen-ay or pen-ya?

i always thought it was penya

>moms spaghetti

72a814d15884761ee3d0dcbc311ccf5c1676df80

Mom's spaghetti

touching my 8 inch dick atm

kek, actual stripper 100%

Been namedropping beating Anderson Silva nonstop too, despite him getting heem'd and gifted a decision.

What a cunt.

Kek

Baby dick brown: no wonder he has to beat his women to feel like a man

you're the low IQ retard

they agreed to make that story up to sell the fight

i'm sure she's never worked as a stripper

>UFC episode
>Bellator ad with Kimbo

C U C K E D
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HOLY SHIT WTF

thnx m8 have a qt

an average dick will look like a nub on a heavyweight

>Jessica Andrade

More like Jessica Andro. Look at those guns

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it's Penn-ay

it's Italian, just retarded americans, who would even pronounce Italian like "Eye-talian"

Sometimes escapes happen so fast I can't even tell what's happened until the replay

None of the links are working bros. Doesn't anyone have a working stream?

>doesn't like to get hit
>gets fight against mark hunt

wow what a qt

whem joanna eats you for lunch

jesus fucking christ


Thanks buddy you're a life saver

WHO /FARMERSONLY.COM/???

>Brock is coming back to get heemed by Hunt

why tho