WW3

Who wins?

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did you just picked random countries to be in alliances with each other?

Pretty much.

Blue easily.

The mighty russian army gets bogged down trying to get to kiev.

China spazzes itself out trying to conquer Japan.

Germany and Poland steam roll europe. India takes western china and pakistan. Turkey Ottomans the middle east.

America deals with the scraps, UK, Iran, Saudi etc.

>Allying with burgers.

>Germany and Poland steam roll europe

Burger Air Force bombs everything, then drunk Poles ride into the area on German tanks and claim victory

What the fuck kind of contest is this? of course blue wins.

Fuck off.

the banks

>Chile
>Different alliance than argentina
Bull

>America
>losing a war

choose one.

>Iran with Saudi in one team
>US without there UK lapdog
>India vs UK
>japan not with US
>china with russia
>norway on any side and not neutral
>somalia on any side and not totoal civil war chaos
>irak and UAE in one team with israel
>germany against france in a split EU
>armenia and unspelleble azerbaidchan in one team

OP is a massive candy-ass

Vietnam tho

>all the microstates on the map grew several times their present dimension
I'd say Monaco probably won

They just got bored and left, not an argument.

Blue has America, India, Turkey, Germany, Italy and Brazil
Red has Russia, China, Pakistan, Iran
Green has UK, Japan and France

Blue

Jews

The merchants

Nice b8 map.

time to take off that VPN Charlie

>Germany and Poland steam roll europe
hahahahaha

You said the same in 1870 and 1914 and 1939.

Vous disiez la même chose en 1870, 1914 et 1939 et pourtant les boches ont butés les français.

That's a retarded argument

>Alliance with Italy
I know that trick

Next time without Italy

Blue has Italy so Green wins.

I can see the greatness of American all the way from here.

No, thanks. We'll be siding with China and Russia.

At least split the US, Russia, and China

Nobody, not even bacteria, all would be dead.

Not green lol.
essentially you're asking USA v China/Russia, which is interesting to discuss but I expect the US would win eventually without any major fuckups.

fuck USA tqfh

How do you win a nuclear winter?

>Italy is blue
Guess

Are you always the same or is it inherently Russian to ALWAYS bring up nuclear weapons every time anything military-related is on the table

>Brazil
>picking any side

Fuck off bong, we won't join shit.

Yes we are talking about ww3 which means an end of the world by nukes without other options. Live in peace or die.

Why would NA fight the rest of the 5 eyes and France?

Blue has Cum, but red has China AND Russia....

tough!

They know that can't even remotely win a conventional war. It's basically them muh-dicking to still feel strongk.

Better Fights

USA
Canada
Mexico
Germany (no EU)

vs

Russia
China
Japan
Turkey

That's awfully pessimistic
Not every world leader is a crazy motherfucker ready to press the big red button so they don't lose a war

Nukes are made to bring end of dick measuring contest.
-- Either humanity will put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind

Try to invade in US or China, Russia with nukes and see what would happen.

Man, we already allied once and we couldn't even beat the krauts.

Btw based Chile will conquer South America for us.

>Btw based Chile will conquer South America for us.

No.

green

japan robots and our beer is deadly combination

They will. They already beat Bolivia and Perou, then they will invade Argentina.
Chilean army is nazi Germany-tier.

is Mexico any good at warfare? I don't know anything about it or other latin nations

and we're the Soviets.

you're forgetting about Brazil, which is a juggernaut in warfare on so many levels.

mostly the gorilla warfare part

>france
>making jokes about diversity
oh please, you're making a fool out of yourself

Hey, why the FUCK is Norway with Green faggots and America hating Sweden and Finland with America?

He wasn't. (or was?)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungle_warfare

it's a meme you dip

Diversity is great, without diversity we wouldn't even exists.
Before our niggers were vendéens, bretons , burgundians or basques. We have History on our side, one day we will definitively be gr8 again.

>not knowing both countries almost got into a war with each other

Chile can't even beat argentina, they won't make past the Andes. Get your facts str8 boi.

Technology wins.

C'mon, argienigger army is a whole joke.
Ok you will beat Chile because you are 10x bigger, still Arginiggers are made of spanish-italian-french blood. Pure chilean aryan will definitively win.

The problem with Chilean military is that they're too small. To fight against a country with the size of Argentina it's impossible to hold much,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilean_Army
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equipment_of_the_Argentine_Army

also
>Ethiopia against China
>South Americans involved in anyhting worldwide

Chile's military doctrine against Argentina would be defensive... You know, like they already showed when we almost invaded them in the 70s
They knew we were going, but didn't launch an offensive or anything

Kek it was the same with football in the 70's, now they just btfo you

Then what makes you think Chile would win against anyone in green just because they btfo Peru and Bolivia over 100 years ago?

in blue*

>Sweden and Ukraine allied
I like this

Dude there are a ton of crossings in the andes, bolivia would join a hypotetical war against chile if we fight them, they may bomb our western cities, but there is no way in hell they make it 1000 km near buenos aires, not their army and not their navy

Btw, in the case we take a crossing it's only a few kms west to isolate a region and go full genocide, we don't even need to use our soldiers to hold a position in the north, bolivians would

Even with Italy bringing us down, blue still wins no problem.

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None of the Latin American countries are any good at war. The best we could do is employ them as incompetent cannon fodder.