Will he ever win one for La Tierra?

Will he ever win one for La Tierra?

For the planet earth, geez man idk, is this some kind of space jam saituation?

Yes Russia to be exact.

>Messi moves to Spain still as a kid
>get paid by Spain to play football since then
>still thinks he get a better shot at wining a World Cup playing for Argentina

Meanwhile, Spain gets their WC and the only thing Messi won for Argentina is an U23 tournament.

no, soccer is a team sport

>he get a better shot at wining a World Cup playing for Argentina
He didn't pick us for that. He did it because he's as Argentine as it gets. Even today, when he's lived most of his life in Spain, he speaks like an argie and lives like an argie

He speaks like an autist and lives like an autist

Is autism the Argentine way of life?

>he speaks like an argie and lives like an argie
What are you talking about? The only thing he has in common with argentinians is his speech impairment and his criminal/corrupt instincts

lol mejico and chile, they never fail to deliver

unlike messi when playing for argentina

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is this a epic new spee maymay?
ROFL

No you fucking moron

number of Copa Americas won by Chile during Messi's career: 1

number of Gold Cup won by Mexico during Messi's career: 1+

number of Copa America/Gold Cup won by Argentina during Messi's career: 0

I was born in Argentina and moved here at age 10

I literally have not had mate in over 10 years, I haven't had asado in 4 years since moving away from my parents, haven't had dulce de leche or alfajores in years, and I lost my accent when I was 12 years old.

Messi is still so Argentinian that no one that meets him would think he is Spanish. In fact, can anyone name one european friend he has? he has always been seen with Milito, Aguero, Dani Alves, Neymar, Suarez, or some other south american when they take pics in Spain

Why are you questioning that messi is full argentine? The guy evade taxes in a blatant way, as hard as he can ,and when cornered he can betray even his father to save his ass, he's completely argie.

>Having Agüero, Higuaín, Dybala, Di María, Lavezzi, Gaitán and Lamela.
>Still thinking they depend 90% on Messi.
>wat

Literally thinking about accepting a job offer in Rosario

thoughts?

>carried argentina to the final with 1 assist in 3 games

Cesc is his best friend.

there's already plenty of unemployed spanish/portuguese immigrants in Chile/Argentina working as bartenders and prostitutes, so no thanks

rosario is ciudad juarez argie version, but if you like eating cats then it is a nice place

Rosario is the slumcity for druglords and shady mafia capos
likely that job offer is a scam and best case scenario youll become a dealer or a prostitute, worst case say goodbye to your internal organs

No, because he's busted.

>Messi pays 53% in taxes
holy shit, so half his earnings goes to the already stacked corrupt spaniard politicians

How did you come upon a job all the way over there? What industry would it be, pray tell?

>pray tell

No one talks like that faggot

nice

B-but socialism is good! Birdie 2016!!!

Not when you're too busy breathing through your mouth, no

I only breathe through my mouth when I'm fucking your mom

Messi earns millions by simply showing up to an adidas commericial. Im fairly certain he wouldnt knowingly try to dodge paying a meager 4-5 million euro tax when he is worth hundreds of millions.

You have to be 18 to post here, reddit

>reddit

It was before milionares u dumb fat fuck

he'll win one but for los pagos

Argentina has players like Rojo in the squad, they are never gonna win the world cup with shit like that. Messi can only do so much but the level of support needed is just not there with the Argie squad. Same sort of scenario with C Ronaldo and Portugal.

>Messi's life must suck! He pays 53% in taxes! Poor bastard!

so you're saying the teams he's facing and getting eliminated by (Chile, Uruguay, Brazil B) have better squads?

right...