colonial edition
/brit/
fuck off
I wish I was happy.
Bit slow today
Haha
>grandma's birthday soon
>have to go to ensure that I remain in her will
ugh I have the midlands
kay-on
yuyushiki
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do you like spen
i like
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found a pic of my ancestors from like 1917 last month sometime
bit weird seeing all the colonial flags along with the Japanese rising sun in the background
cara 2bh lads
Its my Birthday lads
going to cook food
I might hate myself and have nothing good in life, but at least I'm not an anime runt.
Spaniards are a bit smell 2bh
runt
looks like a strapping young lad
good post
happy birthday, FOY
is tasmania australia's australia?
it's very likely that a good chunk of our male ancestors were nonces who married young teenagers and it's possible a good chunk of our female ancestors were raped or were slags
it's also quite probable a lot of our ancestors were raised by a man they thought was their dad but in fact that man was cucked by our female ancestor and he'd no ancestor of ours
What's your resting heart rate /brit/?
Lads what is it like working in a supermarket? Is it possible to just zone out stacking shelves with minimal human interaction or responsibility?
Currently working in a call centre and I am filled with dread each day having to speak to angry normoggs on the phone all day and having to go through complaint procedures. I just want to be a mindless automaton.
very true
t. unsure if my maternal great grandfather was white or Arab
i've got a high score
0
80
shelf stackers get asked where things are all the time i imagine
Shit
If you're planning on doing supermarket stuff apply for nightshifts
nah thats new zealand
600
yes its very easy to do that, but its bad if you're working in one with an electronic rate, not as relaxing
Who knew the Irish would be so good at making butter lads
she looks class
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not sure why I buy expensive things lads
my MacBook and hifi system / vinyl player are all caked in dust, fag ash, tobacco and cum tissues, had a girl over last week and she was far from impressed and complained that my sheets smelt bad haha
literally wheezing lads
this cough is so bad I think I might actually have lung cancer
yeah if the shop is closed
did a night shift at a supermarket for a few months but it feels really weird. imagine only being able to post in lunchtime, dinner and 5am /brit/
They don't want the non-redditflags to spoil their secret club
Believe me lad, soul crushingly boring repetitive jobs are infinitely worse than call centre work, at least calls tend to have a tiny but of variety.
nonce
anyone looking for a scrap
This made me sad
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>not hungry all evening
>start thinking about food
>immediate hunger pangs
ah yes
>tfw some of our ancestors were probably bisexuals who fucked boipussi on the side while also impregnating our female ancestor
outstanding post
>missing all the normies
not bad
get so depressed when i see a middle aged man stacking shelves
night shifts are lovely
everything else is literally hell on earth
is it just me or saying "SOD OFF M8" is satisfying af?
gagging for a huge anglo cock in my arse
Haha
quit smoking
hoover
no fap december
fuck off you gay nerd
yeah got a old car i'm not using anymore
how was your first love lads
piss off is better
>fap
foy
Soph Aspin is actually a sound lass
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i'll let you know some day
my wife tracer is so cute
...
left her bloody on the floor
Give me one reason to watch this runt complain
Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg
the gimmick is over lad
its been archived
Shite.
But it was six years ago and I've had nothing since.
i'd trace my dick all over her face if you comprehend my intention
>male cousin is a proper deano
>older female cousin is obese and boring
>younger female cousin is a 10 year old nerd
>aunties are all boring cunts
>grandma is old and boring unless you get her drunk
>uncle is a trekkie
I hate family gatherings
>Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg
need a harem, one gf is too boring, need multiple to keep it spiced up
I'll archive the breath coming from your lungs
What is a livable wage outside London?
By livable I mean enough to afford a 1-bed or studio flat, rented, in a non-scummy area, ideally with money left over for savings after bills and expenses.
I'm fucking freezing lads
i literally made that origami dinosaur
Honestly I'm just a shitty person
on that topic:
post your husbando
woah though lad calm down !!!
and that, children, is how canada came to be
im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills
ahh, the so-called french kiss
Bout three fifty
19k
Cute
Make more
I'm not sure you can really call anywhere outside London "livable" to begin with 2bh
18k if you live in a towerblock
might resonate with you
Might go on this big wheel but I'm scared the people selling tickets will think I'm weird on my own
Lads, where can I get one of those big, glass, cola bottle money boxes/jars?
nerd
this
in before country bumpkins calling you a paki
if you don't live in london you have essentially accepted you're not going to succeed in life
>non-scummy area
>lack of husbando posting
suck a fart out my arse
FINALLY a good post from Canada
I knew this day would come eventually
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Marchisio is the most handsome footballer. A good guy too by all accounts.
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bend over then
if youre handsome act melancholy and somber about it, the female attendant will think you're pondering whether to propose to your 9/10 gf