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colonial edition

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fuck off

I wish I was happy.

Bit slow today

Haha

>grandma's birthday soon
>have to go to ensure that I remain in her will


ugh I have the midlands

kay-on

yuyushiki
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do you like spen

i like
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found a pic of my ancestors from like 1917 last month sometime

bit weird seeing all the colonial flags along with the Japanese rising sun in the background

cara 2bh lads

Its my Birthday lads

going to cook food

I might hate myself and have nothing good in life, but at least I'm not an anime runt.

Spaniards are a bit smell 2bh

runt

looks like a strapping young lad

good post

happy birthday, FOY

is tasmania australia's australia?

it's very likely that a good chunk of our male ancestors were nonces who married young teenagers and it's possible a good chunk of our female ancestors were raped or were slags

it's also quite probable a lot of our ancestors were raised by a man they thought was their dad but in fact that man was cucked by our female ancestor and he'd no ancestor of ours

What's your resting heart rate /brit/?

Lads what is it like working in a supermarket? Is it possible to just zone out stacking shelves with minimal human interaction or responsibility?

Currently working in a call centre and I am filled with dread each day having to speak to angry normoggs on the phone all day and having to go through complaint procedures. I just want to be a mindless automaton.

very true

t. unsure if my maternal great grandfather was white or Arab

i've got a high score

0

80

shelf stackers get asked where things are all the time i imagine

Shit

If you're planning on doing supermarket stuff apply for nightshifts

nah thats new zealand

600

yes its very easy to do that, but its bad if you're working in one with an electronic rate, not as relaxing

Who knew the Irish would be so good at making butter lads

she looks class
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not sure why I buy expensive things lads

my MacBook and hifi system / vinyl player are all caked in dust, fag ash, tobacco and cum tissues, had a girl over last week and she was far from impressed and complained that my sheets smelt bad haha

literally wheezing lads

this cough is so bad I think I might actually have lung cancer

yeah if the shop is closed

did a night shift at a supermarket for a few months but it feels really weird. imagine only being able to post in lunchtime, dinner and 5am /brit/

They don't want the non-redditflags to spoil their secret club

Believe me lad, soul crushingly boring repetitive jobs are infinitely worse than call centre work, at least calls tend to have a tiny but of variety.

nonce

anyone looking for a scrap

This made me sad
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>not hungry all evening
>start thinking about food
>immediate hunger pangs

ah yes

>tfw some of our ancestors were probably bisexuals who fucked boipussi on the side while also impregnating our female ancestor

outstanding post

>missing all the normies

not bad

get so depressed when i see a middle aged man stacking shelves

night shifts are lovely

everything else is literally hell on earth

is it just me or saying "SOD OFF M8" is satisfying af?

gagging for a huge anglo cock in my arse

Haha

quit smoking
hoover
no fap december

fuck off you gay nerd

yeah got a old car i'm not using anymore

how was your first love lads

piss off is better

>fap
foy

Soph Aspin is actually a sound lass
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i'll let you know some day

my wife tracer is so cute

...

left her bloody on the floor

Give me one reason to watch this runt complain

Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg

the gimmick is over lad
its been archived

Shite.

But it was six years ago and I've had nothing since.

i'd trace my dick all over her face if you comprehend my intention

>male cousin is a proper deano
>older female cousin is obese and boring
>younger female cousin is a 10 year old nerd
>aunties are all boring cunts
>grandma is old and boring unless you get her drunk
>uncle is a trekkie

I hate family gatherings

>Phoneposters are far worse than 190kg

need a harem, one gf is too boring, need multiple to keep it spiced up

I'll archive the breath coming from your lungs

What is a livable wage outside London?

By livable I mean enough to afford a 1-bed or studio flat, rented, in a non-scummy area, ideally with money left over for savings after bills and expenses.

I'm fucking freezing lads

i literally made that origami dinosaur

Honestly I'm just a shitty person

on that topic:

post your husbando

woah though lad calm down !!!

and that, children, is how canada came to be

im on 32k and struggle to pay rent and bills

ahh, the so-called french kiss

Bout three fifty

19k

Cute
Make more

I'm not sure you can really call anywhere outside London "livable" to begin with 2bh

18k if you live in a towerblock

might resonate with you

Might go on this big wheel but I'm scared the people selling tickets will think I'm weird on my own

Lads, where can I get one of those big, glass, cola bottle money boxes/jars?

nerd

this
in before country bumpkins calling you a paki
if you don't live in london you have essentially accepted you're not going to succeed in life

>non-scummy area

>lack of husbando posting

suck a fart out my arse

FINALLY a good post from Canada
I knew this day would come eventually

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Marchisio is the most handsome footballer. A good guy too by all accounts.

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bend over then

if youre handsome act melancholy and somber about it, the female attendant will think you're pondering whether to propose to your 9/10 gf