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The complete and total emasculation of cowardly french warriors by native Brits edition

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My new pants edition

'E RUINED IT FOR ME

co-authoring a wank

>My English lecturer is a feminist who rants about Trump, Brexit and UKIP often
>My History lecturer is a socialist who admired Castro and Marx and thinks Thatcher is the devil
>My Religious Studies lecturer is a christ-tardette who unironically doesn't believe in evolution and seriously believes Jesus Christ will return one day and all the dead will rise again before the rapture and armageddon
>most of my classmates are clueless 16 yr old runts and normie chavs

Ah yes
The re-doing A-Levels meme
Very impressive.

Liverpool is Irish and 12

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>Robert the Bruce
>Edward Bruce
This was an Australian victory 2bh

the drumpf reddit has been censored entirely lads

can I do the preface? ;x

>he didn't even shag in freshers or the whole of first year
seriously lads how the fuck is this even possible???

imagine being a grown adult who is obsessed with the daily mail

For some reason, all of my History Teachers were based af

oops, it's /brit/, I will get 3 (you)s telling me to fuck off to /fr/ :^)

the so-called 'man who walks the walk'

Ask lickdicki how he managed it

Ah yes

kay-on

my mum reads the daily mail religiously

Wish I had a sweet job that involved living on some nice Caribbean island in the sub.

Nova Scotia

in what way

No, i live in Ontario

Does she believe what she reads? Does she think the immigrants are coming to get her?

if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all

9 cans of ravioli.

yeah

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it's only possible if you never leave your room or punch every female within 5 metres of you

in fact I actually rate lisicki for managing to stay a virgin, it's a lot harder not to have sex and the madman actually did it

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me after a marathon wank

Up the shitter

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me irl

>hate doesn't sell

yet the "hate" papers, (mail/express/sun) have a circulation of 4 million combined, and the guardian only musters 178,000.

it's gone completely off the front page

Why? Is she some working class woman who hates foreigners or something?

Sounds like one of those "concerned mums" who basically want porn banned.

Can any oldest ally tell me the diference between an apprentice and a trainee?

cbf to post here

But can he talk the talk

*cracks knuckles in preparation*

One has to be legally paid the minimum wage, the other does not.

Apprentice is learning a trade, a trainee is just any regular pleb

middle class, closet racist, thinks red bull is a gateway to smoking weed

she'd shit herself if she knew i spent the last 3 years sniffing class a's desu

Business idea: gifs but with sound

what about the independent?

french are basically brits with different grammar
you're welcome here

Record numbers of EU migrants came to Britain last year as more Romanians came to Britain than those from any other nation for the first time.

The Office for National Statistics said an unprecedented 284,000 EU citizens arrived in the UK in the year to June, which covers a period up to and just after the referendum.

One in ten migrants have come from Romania, reflecting a huge rise since migration controls were lifted in 2014.

EU net migration, which excludes UK citizens who went to other EU states, was at 189,000.

*cracks head in preparation*

poo

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You'll be hanging high on the day of the rope

Dead

I ROLL WITH MY KITTIES AND IM HARD AS FUCK

I thought apprentices were only for low tier jobs like electricians or carpenters. Do they apply to all jobs?

What do they smell like?

Good thing that the guardian is on the verge of bankruptcy

Got called a racist in breggsit earlier lads

55k
and 271k for the i
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_the_United_Kingdom_by_circulation#Daily_newspapers

business idea: suicide but committed by (you)

Why does she hate them so much? Just because of what she reads in the mail? Doesn't she think critically about whether or not articles are true?

fuck off

Guardian readership has halved since 2010 wtf

Lol what sort of grandpas buy newspapers anymore.

can we stop the "brits and frogs are besties" meme now? smelly rude bellends the lot of them

ASSERTING REDDIT FLAGS DOMINANCE

fuck off scouse cunt

fuck off wool

'aww yeh oim frum essix haha' fuck off second hand cockney towie cunt

a province named after fucking scotland state of you mate dnb is shit fuck off

fuck off cunt wales no1 seasides all other seasides a shit fuck devon

fuck off 190kg fat shite glamorgan niggers are the cancer of wales

Appeals more to younger people and they don't buy papers.

Older people buy papers to read about how everything bad is someone else's fault, be it poor people or immigrants or whoever.

You absolute munter

Win all the battles you want, but you still can't conquer us.

Should i go out alone tonight lads

petrol

i wouldn't say it's hate, it's just not liking foreigners in general really, wouldn't say it's because of the mail either

I'm hungry lads, what should I do?

>my english prof is a kind man who doesn't talk about politics
>my history professor is a outright conservative
who still shits on trump (as any real conservative should)

Feels great

>wales

wont be responding

get fucked sheep shagger

I agree

I...think I disagree

how are current wars different from old wars lads

Eat your leftovers

surprisingly good post

Take a poo?

i may shag sheep but at the least the sheep isn't my fat moustached first cousin fuck off brummie paki shite

eat yourself

they're current

taking a wank

Breitbart is "at war" with Kellogg's (cereal company)

in bed with lights off and my comfy trackies on :x

we were the bad guys in ww2, end of

You should report your mother to the police, or possibly even an intelligence agency.

Lel old middle class women are always afraid of foreigners for some reason.

There'd my wank go?

shit post apply yourself

Id rather fuck my cousin than a sheep you sick bastard

>leftovers
good show

pics

no

bit dark for that :/

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>lights off
artists impression

okay hmm

very interesting. I like how you phrase a news source and a private company as having the ability to fight a war, interesting commentary on the centrality of the state in conflict

What's he all dolled up for?

t. rasheed from brampton, ontario

sheep shagging is an ancient welsh art form