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Nasty Brutal and Short edition

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could have got the first post if i wanted to

same

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Fought on the wrong side in WW2 lads. No other way around it.

me on the right

What's going on here?

first is mine

Hey! That's my WIFE you're talking about...!

*canned laughter*

name a single party that voted against the Investigatory Powers Bill 2016-17

Reminder that reece fucks his hot gf, while you wonder whether any qts like you.
Reminder that while you sit alone /brit/ posting, reece is out socialising.
Reminder that while your body is mediocre, reece has had the body of a Greek god since 17.

she's liked all my posts on the old 'gram

Reece is clearly a billy no mates, best mate is probably his gf

>Nasty Brutal and Short
Like if maisie would annihilate my bollocks in one swift boot. A quick kick to the vas deferens rendering me sterile for the remainder of my term on this earth.

Lib dems

aj tracey's livestreaming his ep on his facebook at 11pm

we've got just over 2 hours

this

>November 2015
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually she finds out and reveals to me that she's a lesbian on the 18th
>November 2016
>fancy a cute girl
>eventually go on a date with her and lose my virginity on the 18th
>later admits that she realises she's a lesbian
>...
>turns out both girls were born on the same day and know each other


What happens in November 2017 lads?

5 minutes until class starts and there's literally nobody else in class

Tim Farron used Yellow SURGE
it's super effective!

prepping for /gf2017/
can't see /gf/201/ happening lads

Pics

>singing along to my favorite rap music
>self censor the n word because im a cuck

Roork

old school dinosaur art
called "country of the Iguanadons"

that's because there's still 5 minutes to go dweeb

reckon most canadians are alright there's just a few hyperautistic shitposters on Sup Forums that ruin generals and give them a bad reputation

>turning anytime before 10 minutes late

hopefully we get another new aj tracey ep

I like it

>YOU post AT HOME ON /brit/, Reece GOES CLUBBING and FUCKS HIS HOT GF

>>singing along to my favorite rap music

im not saying I wouldn't but her proportions are so fucking weird

is this an express headline?

can you shut up about canadians please fám

watching chinese cartoons lads

Dat perfect skin colour

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Perfect little slut

reece could do much better

as i post this i'm sat on the loo pooing and weeing

>t. leaf in disguise

i'm on to you

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Jewish music tb h

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WTF I love England now

Reminder that aj fucks his hot gf, while you wonder whether any qts like you.
Reminder that while you sit alone /brit/ posting, aj is out socialising.
Reminder that while your body is mediocre, aj has had the body of a Greek god since 17.

Proofs

yea I love it
the more inaccurate the better

Laurie Penny is obviously going to be some lefty twat

who the fuck is aj?

remember who's in Westminster day in day out fighting for your right to consume all drugs without fear of punishment and watch as much degenerate porn as you wish

gf just sent me this lads

>Penny

i dunno who is it

is that his peng ting from italy?

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>reminder that reece passed his driving test on his FIRST GO, while you never EVEN TRIED and use PUBLIC TRANSPORT

id fuck laurie 2bh

lib dems

>YOU post AT HOME ON /brit/, AJ GOES CLUBBING and FUCKS HIS HOT GF

doubt it

lol how old was he when he got it?
Chloe only got hers like a few weeks ago and shes like 25 or something

How would you feel about an anglosphere type freedom of movement?

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Romanian music tb h

based

Honestly would not take his depressing runt life over mine

t. plebbo

a £3 bottle here will taste of shit, don't think they even exist. That's box-wine territory.

Is London livable ?
is it better or worse than Paris?

taking drugs to numb the pain

*manspreads*

get a whiff of that then lads

Is there any greater indignity than having the last post in a thread? It's like hovering around a group conversation, striking up the courage to speak, and as soon as you do the crowd wordlessly disperses.

Going stop buying New Statesman now, jesus the state of her

>YOU spent your BIRTHDAY ALONE and DEPRESSED, reece spent his FUCKING his HOT gf and eating cake she made

>is it better or worse than Paris?
Same shit, different country.

More expensive, less cultured (but still lots of culture, statistically less chance of getting allah ackbarred.

i dont know why you'd want to live in a city as big as London

Any of you lads get diddled by your football coach?

/brit/ is a safe space for you to talk about it

when did reece and aj tracey start posting in /brit/?

She always is. I hope she kills herself desu so people stop posting videos of her whinny ass getting BTFO by everyone.

would not welcome this with the current state of Canada

I self insert as Reece

fantastic but it will never happen because lefties will block any idea like that

Fucking hell its Friday tomorrow already

I've had these 'Fuck its friday tomorrow already' moments way too many times in a short space

It feels like 3-4 weeks have gone by in a day. something isn't right here

reckon about 10% of the UK would leave in the first year

the drugs dont work
they just make you thirst

>new springbokasmr video

bucks hasn't replied to my text lads :/

That better be a hatefuck

what do you mean?

No, I tried but he always told me I wasn't his type.

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So today I had the hardest Muay Thai session of my life. My insides were on fire, my throat was dry, I was so close to throwing up and I could barely keep my guard up. Sweating like a cunt.

The reason for this is because I smoke. And at that moment I promised I would give it up. What did I do when I got home? Had a fag and a cup of tea

Feel a bit disappointed in myself

Can I come live with you in a small Irish town?

did this guy bully you or something?

never had a text from a /brit/ person :\

I don't like birthdays
for me the best birthday would be a succulent chinese meal, some alcohol and some peace and quiet

maybe a small cake for afters

will never happen

Just saw a trailer for a new season of Time Commanders on BBC4, pretty hyped tbqh

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You should call the police and report discrimination

>YOU wear CHEAP Adidas gear while reece wears DESIGNER clothes you could NEVER afford

who /excited4questiontime/ here?