/heem/: samurai edition

Hello darkness

hope he suddoku's

bisping putting the bantz spurs to him is glorious

No.

No card can ever top this. I've said this at least five times in the past two years.

But this time I'm serious.

I love you, monster

Cuckhold's pissy face at the press conf was so funny

Top 10 for LEFT HOOK LARRY

If you hate Ariel, you are UFC shill with no objectivity.

Who /LeftHookLarry/ here?

15/10

Rockhold remind anyone else of Vegeta?

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So who doe Bisbing fight next and can he defend his title better?

STILL MY BOY

Luke brought these bantz on himself. I actually like the guy, but gotta be more humble

Cruz is undisputed GOAT.

>Bisbong on his second beer

L E F T H O O K
A
R
R
Y

It's the exact opposite m8. If you love Conor you have to love natty GOAT Bispong. It's just this one autismo american who's hating right now.

>hating jews makes you a jew
?

Sudoku when

Has Schaub commented on tonights events?

hahahah

can't wait to see Jones destroy him

no but Cruz reminds me of Jin Kazama

>mfw somebody says a cuss word

>tfw your only friend is your corporate sponsor

>Report does his job as a reporter
>Gets mad at him

Grant, UFC has every right to ban him, if they want a group of UFC shills as their reporters, they have the right to do so.

kek that was me he told to get off his twitter what a nig nog i aint even briton

more like undisputed YAWN

What beer is Bisping drinking?

is it special edition UFC BUD LITE?

>the city of AKA

>good guy Bisping

I like Left Hook Larry a lot better than Bisping tbqh

NIGGA IS DOING ETHER WITHOUT A BEAT

HOLY SHIT

>tfw u get btfo by a guy on a two week camp

I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.

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High Life

>American Kuckboxing Academy

looks like he's switching between beers the bottles are different colors

Can one of our reddit correspondents report on whether they are but hurt with bispings post fight bants?

Who the hell says "I love you" to some big company sponsor?

>Cruz is beloved by his gym.
>My fightfu Angela Hill "stayed with him" while training.
he does alright I think

Cruz would make Conor look like dogshit

Shitty meme fighters getting lucky knock outs is killing the ufc

I actually hated him a long time ago because he asked nothing but softball ass bland questions all of the time.

I'm fine with him being the one to report leaks, as I'm fine with not seeing him being a television reporter/interviewer. As I'm fine with the UFC telling him to fuckoff for trying to shit where he eats.

>tfw you btfo a guy on a two week camp

lmao luke mad as fuck

who cares hes a cheeto finger douchebag faggot

Luke about to leap over and get caught by LHL.

Holy shit I crashed into a tree two weeks ago and just pulled a two inch splinter out of my chest

What the fuck

>I've disliked Bisping for his entire career. Sorry if I don't feel like sucking his dick now.

>THE SALT MINING OPERATION OF LUKE ROCKHOLD

KEK
K E K
KEK

L E M O N S

luke is so mad rn

Kek, get cucked.

34 days....

>Going to celebrate this victory tonight with a fresh, hot, Papa John’s Pizza, as well as a nice cold Budweiser.

>CHEST PIECE CHESTER

LEMON LUKE

Rockhold's face is priceless.

SALTY
A
L
T
Y

Luke please, get back to selling Part 3 lmao

>i have nothing against the guy
but you just called him an asshole...
lol

I got a bad feeling about Luke's future. I think this is the start of his decline. I see him going Loss-Win-Loss in his nxt three fights

what's this left hand Larry business

Dan henderson vs Bisping 2 pls

rip literally the only good journalist covering this trash sport

look where you're going next time

Hendo just retire pls

there is proof that i predicted bisping winning

thanks, based britfuck

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CORN TO THE CORE

Shit this nigga has the longest pen in the world

>you now remember the tripfag spamming that Faber was going to win while posting the same few webms of Faber knocking Cruz off balance
50-45
HAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED FAGGOT

dan henderson's head is 90% potato i am sure

Left Hand Larry is the champ m8

Hendo should get a retirement match at MSG

damn straight

>literally seething

i almost feel bad for him. almost.

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

NEVER
E
V
E
R

HE'S FEELING THE MEME MAGIC

Sorry your reporter-fu got rekt

All memes aside, we've just lost the best journalist who didn't give a fuck and actually acted like a journalist and not a shill (even when he "worked" for them).

That's always a massive blow. Also BASED waifu Esther.

The biggest surprise to me in the fight was Cruz didn't really use those nice uppercut-type techniques he had so much success with against TJ

How many of you won money on Bispong?

He's so salty holy shit
I don't understand him, he does this shit himself, has rubbed people the wrong way and is generally always cocky, yet when people do it back "I...i don't like him he's so mean"
Pretty sure Bisping wanted to touch gloves and he refused, I think he has every right to tell him to piss off after that

Damn, that upkick tho.

How do you think Hendo feels hearing Bisping flap his lips about being champion

Brock should fight Carwin again.

>Shane Carwin @ShaneCarwin 2h2 hours ago
For everyone blowing up my phone, yes I would take this fight @UFC 200. I would love to knock Brock out. Any time, any place

he is literally salty though

>2-1

No lad I mean where did this fresh meme come from.

>it's 2-1 really

bisping just CANNOT stop shitting on luke and i absolutely love it

lol, what important shit did Ariel ever do

The GOAT is making a comeback.


Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub 1h1 hour ago
HOLY F*CK did that really just happen!!!!!! Congrats @bisping what a crazy time to be ALIVE! 10 yrs in the UFC and finally gets a shot

luke is going to get forever bullied by bisping

SUSPENDED

>you're suspended, shut the fuck up

bisping just won't let up KEK