Do your cunt have bears?

Do your cunt have bears?

Brazil.
No.

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sweden
YES

Sweden (on vacations in Poland)
Yes

Sweden (on vacations in Kuwait)
Yes

tfw no strong Brazilian bear in my bed plowing my 19 yo aussie boipucci

American

First bear in my state in 100 years showed up this summer.

Sweden (on vacations in Turkey)
Yes

Yes. Too many. They eat all the berries and destroy all the bird feeders. We bait and shoot them every year.

No :,^)

Yes, actually too many. They have to shoot a good amount every year to keep them from being overpopulated. They often go down to the suburbs and eat out the trashbins.

The spectacled bears territory ranges from northwest Argentina, into Peru, Venezuela and Brazil.

wildlifeplanet.net/andean-spectacled-bear-faqs.html

Yes. I live in the mountains

sorry user, i'm a twink with small dick :/

>if it's brown lay down, if it's black fight back, if it's white goodnight

any of you americans can confirm if this information is true?

I'm not sure about any of that.

You don't go in bear terrotory without a fuckhuge gun. They don't like the noise and its usually enough to scare them off. if not you kill them.

Pretty much. Black bears unless it's a particularly large male specimen or a mother with cubs are pussies. They might try to juke you out but all you need to do is make yourself large and scream at them and it'll run off.
Brown bears, yeah, probably best to be completely still/silent/play dead if you're unarmed. You can't scare them off and they will maul you if they get close enough. Just be still and hope that it doesn't feel like dealing with you that day.
Polar bears are fucking vicious and easily the best hunter of the 3, so yeah. Goodnight.

Yes. cute and harmless bear.

pretty much, but laying down with brown/grizzly bears might not save you.

not anymore :(

I thought brazil had some kind of jungle bear

Trivia time.

Which one of these three bears should you be the most fearful of?

polar bear is a historical oppressor of minority bears and abuses his polar privilege

too late m8

Around blacks, never relax.

I heard that polar bears go into towns and actively hunt people. Pretty scary desu.

1.Finland
2. More than in most of Europe combined.

Its our National animal.

You probably have sun bears out west but given you still have Indios out west in the upper amizon who don't know Brazil is a country how would you know?

nope. the closest to us is this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spectacled_bear

A moose is more aggressive then all 3 they are big bullies

youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0

Yup. Churchill, Manitoba. It's fucked

youtube.com/watch?v=urxO6aQi9zE

Bears are so cute and fuzzy

I saw a black bear going through my garbage once in southern illinois

I just yelled and he ran away

Wtf

I'll search the full episode to watch, it seems interesting. Thanks.

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That is what you're supposed to do.Appear intimidating and they will flee.

What the fuck is this crap, they should get American origiginal indians to tell something interesting, even my grandmother teached better while i was a kid-

all sorts of them

There are no bears in chile, no monkeys either.

We still have a few black bears, the Mexican grizzly is unfortunately extinct, hopefully we'll one day be in conditions to repopulate a few areas with American stock

Finns are not fuzzy :D

but ur cuddly ;)

i coild cuddlt you to the death

im from north ontario and have lived in rural bc

this applies to all bears:
CARRY BEAR SPRAY IN BEAR COUNTRY
it's better than a gun for deterring bears.
if you are far away from them just leave
be loud, do not surprise a bear, they are not curious, they will avoid you.

black bears are pussys and they bluff charge (meaning they 99.9% of the time run away), i have chased off countless bears from my house (as have my border collies).

in emergencies:
however if they are hungry or used to humans they can be dangerous. do not try to outrun or climb from them, you need to fight back. aim for their eyes but hope they run away.
black bears are also scavengers - do not try to play dead!

in emergencies:
grizzly bears are not pussies. lay down and pray that they don't hurt you too bad. they are not scavengers for the most part. again if you're fucked aim for the eyes.

polar bears i have no experience but i've heard they are the worst and will eat anything. just don't go near them (if you are near polar bears im sure you will be informed on how to deal with them).

I am a bear.

no, you stole Bear from Karelians

I now drink vodka and go to capture Finland with balalaika.

No, we dont have bears in Russia

bydlo come play f2f lets see who captures and how much
srsly come to l4d2

Sweden
(On vacations in United States)
Yes

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Germany
We shoot them whenever one shows up and the media goes crazy about it. They also get names because they are so fucking rare.

Rip Bruno ;_;

Aegyo :3333 can you keep one as a pet?

No

I couldn't bear it

Japan
Yes.

Polar bear because they are one of three land animals that will hunt humans for food (the others being tigers and lions)

kek
Yes,we know.

Yeah, we have about 500 brown bears. I live in bear territory but I haven't me one yet :/

japan

no

Yes. And they love to do stuff like this since little fuckers know that shooting them is illegal.

just amerishart bear being amerishart

youtube.com/watch?v=Y1EDMEL_b0o

How do you counter those assholes then, Ahmed?

You don't, you let them eat all they want and ministry of national resources pay for it. They almost never attack people tho, and scare away other predators, so most people don't mind them.

no. that is natural monument. only 43 wild bears are live in Jiri mt.

Finland
No, we have no wildlife

Polar bears are unironically black.

Brit has Bear Grylls

Bulgaria reporting in.

Yes we do. Pic related is Mariana from the otherwise empty and poor as hell Sofia Zoo. We have about 600-1000 brown bears living in the wild according to varying sources with their numbers slowly growing.

Dunno bout you fags, but I absolutely adore these animals.

Actually, polar bears' fur is not white, it's transparent. They only look white because of the optical illusion created by light refraction.

Yes they are all robots though.

Never forgetti.
>deutsche ""Medien""

maybe

nobody knows for sure

*dabs*
Sadly we only have around 200 bears here
What the fuck dude, just push them north, we would accept them

kek

what is a bear compared to our greatest hunter??

Of course we have bears.