That kid who owned the ball so he chose the best players for his team

>that kid who owned the ball so he chose the best players for his team
>that fat kid who always went in goal
>that kid who thought he was a Ronaldo and constantly went for the skills
>that kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
>that kid who wanted to dribble his way to goal from one end to the other
>that pace whore kid
>that kid who played football like it was a fashion, always had his hair sleek with gel

>those queers who always played soccer

>that kid that was extremely one footed, and almost useless with his other foot
>tfw that kid was me, but because I was extremely left footed, I just played LB every time

>that kid who was always raging and yelling at everyone but played like shit

>that kid who didn't have a gf

>that fat kid who always was the goalkeeper

It was me

>that one pussy who wanted to play 2 hand touch

>that kid who thought he was a playing manager

>tfw skinny kid who was always the goalkeeper because couldn't use my feet worth shit

>tfw not from a soccer playing country and never played a cheeky schoolyard game

>pace whore
that was me desuuu.
just kicked the ball on the wings and ran and cut backwards for a pass/

>that kid who couldn't handle losing and played murder ball at the end of a losing game

>mfw I was a pace whore

>that kid who play as defender because too lazy to run

>that kid who was really fucking good and a great lad but his mum died and he had to go to foster care because his dad was an alcoholic and ended up selling drugs and sleeping rough while the rest of us went to uni

all me 2bh

got into my first fight over a football match as a kid

punched some lad in the nose after he squared up, and he was on the floor crying saying he couldn't see. was shitting myself thinking i'd done some serious damage to him so i ran home lol. turns out he was just a pussy and his big brother beat me up after school a few months later.

Here in Brazil we all were the kid that thought he was Ronaldo (the real one) and went in for the skills.

>be so good I had a football nickname
>be so good the coach from the opposite team knows your name and talks to you after the game
>be so popular, everyone wants me on their team when playing a game of pickup
>be so fast, the ref said slow down

I still hate my parents for forcing me to become an academic.

>be completely shit but could score absolute blooters or get ridiculous lucky deflections

>that American who was oblivious to the rules and kept catching the ball with his hands midfield

That was me

>that kid that always tried to stick his finger up your ass when he tackled you
>that kid that always let him

>that kid who couldn't play for shit so he instead decided to kick other player's legs and then say "I was aiming for the ball"
That was me

I didn't license you the copyrights to tell the story of my life

consider yourself sued

>that kid that was good enough to be picked for school team but not good enough to be a starter

two tournaments and 0 (zero) minutes of play before I gave up

Any of you guys still play ?

I'm considering joining some mates and playing, miss the grassfield

Right in the feels m8 I was a goat cherry picker

>that kid who tied a bandana around his upper arm and acted like the captain

>that fat kid who was actually athletic for his size

>that one manlet kid that wanted to play basketball in PE all the time

>that kid who wanted all the international board rule applied to a 2 vs 2 game.

kill them. only then you'll have justice.

>that kid who refused to go fetch the ball after he failed to score a blooter

>that autistic kid who you let play because his mother asked you to, that would pick up the ball and start running to the goal while screaming "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

>That one kid who always had the newest shiniest pair of boots but was fucking shit.

Fuck that kid.

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yurope on pooicide watch

>that kid who though he was ronaldo

Fucking hell m8 18+ only on this site

>I'll never play a match of footy with my Sup Forums pals

This. Every fucking game looked like a fifa street comp.

>that kid who did it for free

>that moment when you shot the ball in someone's garden or roof or through someone's window and you were scared to get it back

>making up stories on Sup Forums

>that kid with the hot sister and everyone starts playing like pros whenever she was around

this is bait but he means fatnaldo. enjoy your you though i guess

True.
I remember playing a Argies vs Hues match at the beach. The Hues were really fucking good but they kept doing tricks and shit and we wanted to score goals.
We won.

>playing black kids vs white kids
>the white kids somehow always won despite the black kids thinking they were hot shit

>That 23 year old Albanian who played with 12 year olds and always shot the ball with enough power to disintegrate anyone who tried blocking

we had a lot of those in greece

>that kid from team c that got to celebrate a win because a kid from team a scored a goal against team b

milo, is that you?

>that kid that kept playing this babysfirstsport after age 10

>that kid who was shit at everything except kicking the ball really hard

>that fat kid that had a monster shot

my greatest achievement was blocking a penalty shot from him.

>tfw i was the pace whore kid
>tfw always freekick and corner taker
>tfw always 1st/2nd pick whenever we (group of 14+ played)

I want to go back to the 9-15 years ;_;

>tfw I was always picked last
>tfw I still played well and scored a lot
>tfw they wanted to celebrate with me and I told them to fuck off for being glory hunting faggots

Good times

>Can I play?
>Dunno mate, not my ball
>whose ball is it?
*ignores you and runs off*
>Dave, whose ball is it?
>what?
>whose ball is it?
*shrugs*
*stand watching for a bit*
*go and sit in the corner of the field pulling up grass*

They're not kids anymore

Me desu
I was always selected to kick the penalties and free kicks because I have good aim.
I was the goalkeeper the rest of the time.

>that 5'1" turbomanlet who always wanted to play goalkeeper

>that kid who would walk around at lunch time by himself pretending to look busy so people didn't call him "nigel no mates"
[spoiler]was me[/spoiler]

>that kid who woulld always kick the ball into someones garden

>Chosen as one of the captains to select the teams
>Choose my friends first instead of the guys that are actually good
>Everyone, including them cringes and regrets having me go as the captain

>That kid who did fuck all and only showed up in the clutch

>tfw always picked first
>selfish as hell
>didn't track back
>missed a lot of chances

I was fast as fuck though

I still play with my friends in local small tournaments for fun. Im fucking bad at it so i just play to drink after the games.

>that kid who always complained you kicked the ball too hard

me

Also :

>that kid that ran at full speed for the first 2 minutes and then just sat in the shade for the rest of the game

>that kid who just stood upfront looking for tap ins
me i was good at it tho

>go to secondary school that none of my friends are going to
>first day of PE
>football.jpg
>captains are massive built chads
>picked last because im a skinny twig
>despair.png
>teacher tells me to join whatever team I want
>fuck.png
>join alpha chads tam
>"fuck sake m8 can you go goals"?
>tell him to fuck off
>outclass everyone during the match
>next PE always picked in the first 5

>that kid who used to piss with his trousers round his ankles

>that kid who had to leave the team because he failed penis inspection

>Being able to easily lob goalies because no crossbars

>that kid playing goalkeeper that could never ever raise the ball up more than a few inches off the ground on every single goal kick

I play on those small pitches made of concrete for 3v3 with friends sometimes. but I'm not very technical so I just run around, tackle and pass the ball

>that kid who played as shit, but blamed everyone and everything else
>that kid who wanted to take every free kick, but was never even close to scoring
>that kid who lied he has to go home when his team was losing
>that super rich kid that owned every imaginable kit and multiple boots and always wanted to be a captain and instructed everyone else how to play since he thought he was the best, but couldn't play for shit

>that kid who played just because there wefe beer after the game
That was me desu

>inb4 beer and kids
Welcome to slavland

>kick ball into neighbours garden
>run into house and hide
every time

>that kid who felt bad for the kid the others were yelling and cursing at, so he tried to deliver him some assists, but it just made him look worse as he missed open goals, which resulted in the others roasting him

I-I-I'm sorry, was only trying to help. RIP

lmfao same also
>that kid who was good until offsides was a thing and my retard ADD mind never grasped it

>twf i own the ball.

>That kid with shit tons of ability but lazy as fuck

>That kid who used to score tap-ins and one-on-ones and celebrate them like mad
Reporting in

This is the case even on fucking online soccer games

keep telling yourself that, fatty

"nigel no mates" fuckin leld

this was fucking annoying

>watch that guy dribble his way through most of the opposite team
>loses the ball
>doesn't run back because he doesn't give a fuck

>kid in our school who was incredible at footie.
>Completely untouchable on the ball.
>Got picked up by West Ham acadamy at the age of 10
>Broke his leg aged eleven but continued to play whilst on crutches and in caste.
>Still actually better than most kids whilst crippled.
>Broke his caste playing lunchtime footie
>fucked up his leg so bad he had to have plates and pins in it.
>Told he could never play footie again

I saw his Facebook last year and he's now a morbidly obese alcoholic working on the bins.

Tfw

>That kid that was forced to play as the ref because how shit he was at footy
>They'd even take their time to give him some homemade yellow and red cards so the experience would feel more real

T-thanks guys

33 years
play two times a week
still fun

>first worlders will never know the feel of playing football with a crushed can during lunch break

>that mad kid because we played defending football and always won on counter attacks
It's called tactics you idiot

>the kids who would stand around waiting to be told what prescription drugs to buy when the ball went out of play

>Tfw had to play in goal cause fat guy was gone
>doing pretty good
>deflect ball and keep making saves
>other team player hugs me from behind
>keep playing as usual
>everyone thinks im gay for letting him
Lads

>that kid who was extremely talented and could beat kids twice his age when he was 8, but his mom was overprotective and he was a poorfag

>tfw I was that kid, I could've gotten us out of poverty

>this is what poorfags actually believe

What's a pace whore? I think I have a good idea from Google but I can't find a concrete definition.

>that proto-Chad who you were good friends with and who was pretty good at football but you didn't think he was outstanding
>14 years after moving away from that area, you read the papers and find that he made his debut for Bournemouth at 15 and has signed for your local SPL team

>That kid that wanted to play Basketball instead of football

Fuck that faggot

>that kid who had the newest ball but just carried it around in his hands and never let anyone play with it

now that I think if it, I don't ever think he let it touch the grass

this was me
I wish I had joined the football team when my m8s told me to ;_;

>not playing above reach height

>chooses to blast it from the halfway-line instead of passing to an open teammate
>oh no no no, it "almost went in", making it retroactively "worth a shot"