What did cristiano mean by this?

what did cristiano mean by this?

The delicious boi pussy

He's declaring his intention to take part in next year's Purge.

He's portraying the elusiveness of peace when deep inside we all have dark demons that will prevent us from having a perfect inner peace.

or he's just an attention whore

Why are soccer fans like teenage girls that watch TMZ? Every day it's a new thread about some instagram post relating to a soccer player. Somehow the pictures are always gay as fuck only solidifying the notion that soccer is literally the gayest sport because it's for homosexuals.

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Think he wears that when he invites little boys around for special time?

That dude is such a fucking weirdo. He tries to look random and funny, but he ends up looking like a tryhard.

Crashing this plane...

>One two three, viva l'Algérie

In what country did CR meet that boxer?

CR gay confirmed

kek

Fucking hell, do we really need to have daily threads concerning the latest picture uploaded to Cristiano's social media accounts?

Sup Forums?

JOHJ

it's funny because he's gay xD

It's penaldo faggots, he has the faggot market cornered that's why he's shilled as a top player

Because he won the Champions League while destroying Sup Forums's memes

TELL ME ABOUT CRISTIANO, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

TSUUUUUUUUU WITH IT FAGGOT

>destroying Sup Forums's memes
What are you talking about? Everyone rates him as the objective GOAT.

I don't know he's a closeted gay man with the mental capacity of an 8 year old because he's devoted all of his mental energy for his entire life to kicking a ball. I have no idea what could possibly go on inside of his head.

looks like some guys bored on a plane taking stupid pictures. You guys need to lighten up

This.

>while destroying Sup Forums's memes
>Invisible the whole final just to score a penalty at the end
Nigger, the only he did is enhancing the memes

MIRRORS RONALDO!
THINK BEFORE YOU POST!

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>telling a bunch of autistic lames to lighten up

not a chance

WITH NO SURVIVORS

TELL ME ABOUT THE TSUUU
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

You're a big guy

It's not his fault that Patetico Madrid were parking the bus

why does he wear the mask?

for you !

IF I TAPPED THIS IN, WOULD I SCORE?

He paid over a thousand for those retarded jeans didn't he?

Because the faggots on here that make a thread about him being gay or cringe everyday are secretly obsessed with him.

>xDD time to check cristianos ig for the 20th time today
>mmm he has a new pic of him sunbathing and revealing his yummy abs, gonna post it on spee

Probably, the fucking slimey paedophile

>do nothing your entire career but stand in front of the goal waiting for the ball to roll to you
>win one league title in 8 years because you can't perform against big teams
>do nothing in champions league finals because as said, can't perform against big teams
>ask coach to give you last penalty to be able to score and take your shirt off running like a baboon
>be called goat by the muslim population of hallal madrid
>post pics of you with hired actors to make it look like you have friends/girlfriend
>girlfriend realizes it's all a farce and you only care about yourself, decides she doesn't want to be with you and refuses to spend time with you
>break up with her to follow your homosexual tendencies
>now all you do is post pics of yourself dancing with other men on party boats

Sensational post.

when he takes off his shorts will he die?

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i hope someone is paying him to shill for those shit headphones

>be Sup Forums poster that hates ronaldo
>go entire lifetime without seeing a vagina

...

Touches bumholes.

>projecting yourself onto others

>no you!!!!!

Autism

JOHJ

What the fuck does he look like?

Congratulations, you won the champions league, now what's the next step of your master plan?