/hoc/ elite prospects edition

PIT:Evgeni Malkin can't find back of the net
SJ:Sharks lose Tomas Hertl for Game 3 Saturday
PIT:Chris Kunitz practices with top pp unit
FLA:Luongo doing well after hip surgery
CLM:Oliver Bjorkstrand scores twice for Lake Erie
STL:Alex Steen has off-season shoulder surgery
NYI:Islanders ink Casey Cizikas to five-year deal
PIT:Conor Sheary's OT goal gives Pens 2-1 victory
CHI:Andrew Ladd unlikely to remain with Chicago
STL:Blues GM would like to have Backes back
ARI:Coyotes won't sign Conner Bleackley
WPG:Back injury forces Grant Clitsome to retire

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/cric/

/shit/

/cric/

>Tfw cric runs this shit general


better memes too

please watch our sport

>poopaddle

DESIGNATED

>""""""raids""""""" generals during dead yuro hours
>come game time is no where to be found
wow /cric/ sure does """"""run"""""" things

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>10 posts
>5 posters
>most of them are cric

nice 'compoonity' KEK

Defecate in toilet

Does /hoc/ acknowledge their /cric/ overlords?

>being poor
>wearing a diaper on your head

ice "hockey" is gay

These /cric/ memes are pretty gosh darn underwhelming. Isn't there some Indian player found to be a rapist you lads found embarrassing pics? Then proceeded to spam and Photoshop?

Consider it a tryout.

there's something wrong with your flag, America

yes

t.hoc

haha nice one lad, you got me real good xD

Based

See

grigit

>Malaysian finger painting forum

Here's the not early thread and one without cric bois

KEK SCARED OF CRIC

LITERALLY SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS AND RUNNING

Post more cricket memes

I like /cric/ way better than stinky smelly mongols and dumb slavshits

The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.

T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?

I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.

Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.

Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn

>rags

I tried watching cricket and I didn't understand all the rules. I never thought I'd find a sport more complex than baseball.

post the stream of the cricket game pls

dubs will confirm griffin reinhart will become a norris trophy defencemen

youtube.com/watch?v=y0Zftj8IzCw

thks fampai

>Satan poo confirmed

I am now a #/cric/missile

>watching professional tee-ball played by Indians
eh good for you I guess, feel free to leave.

/cric/ was here 2016

kinda sad desu atleast /bundes/ put up a fight. this is like you saw a bear and curled up in the fetal position

didn't see you lads during the game last night

afraid to visit /hoc/ when it's not dead?

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Do you cricket countries have any cucks in your government like this guy?

you do realize that nobody really cares right? there is no actual hockey discussion here anyways, its just shitposting

Grow up

My mom sayd i smell nice. So chech mate >:^)

they were too busy at the sweatshop making our shitty clothing

Who /1stworldsportsfan/ here?

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here, lets hope a typhoon will kill all groundball fans

Won 450 on the Sharks last night
Should I double down on the next game or buy a new gun?

GET OUT

Double down desu, snorks gonna sweep in 6

Buy a new gun.

buy guns while you still can

fuck off back to Sup Forums or reddit whats the difference anymore

Luv you Binlan. Designatedball pls go, you're making Finland upset.

>reddit
>pro gun
>not /k/

back to tumblr, faggot.

What?

no u

what the fuck are you on about?

Yes! A hurricane is forming near Sunshine! LMAO

>yfw Panthlels btfo by da Canes

Karma for that low energy logo!

Autism.

>tfw actually like the new panthers design
>tfw dont want to admit it to anyone for fear of being branded a panthers fan

So, lads, let's decide this once and for all; Who owns the sport of ice hockey?

canada and finland

redditers like you

Post top 10 RW in the NHL, proceed to argue:

1) Patrick Kane
2) Vladimir Taresenko
3) Bill Kessel
4) Joe Pavelski
5) Corey Perry
6) Nikita Kucherov
7) Blake Wheeler
8) Jakob Voracek
9) Jordan Eberle
10) Tyler Toffoli

Hmmm, 0 Finns. Can't say I'm surprised.

Whites in 1st world countries

cricket

>tarasenko
after the playoffs he shouldnt even be top 10 tbdesupai

who /spookystormoutside/ here?

NICE DIGITS. Here's an upboat :) :) :)

Not quite, but close too it

Shit coaching and ME Vlasic crippled his performance in the WCF but he is genuinely a top 5 or top 3 RW in the game, at least until Marner gets into the league.

1. Kane
2. Pavelski (he plays center a lot desu, but I guess he counts)
3. Kucherov
4. Bill
5. Tarasenko
6. Wheeler
7. Okposo
8. Zuccarello
9. Eriksson
10. Neal

Taking Neal over Perry at this point in their careers desu.

>marner
here we go

marner was utterly exposed and subsequently btfo at the wjc, he is small, he is weak, he is a dvorak and tkachuk babby who will end up like william kneelander, too good for juniors but too soft for the nhl

should have taken hanifin

Based

I just added that part for the (You)'s desu

good move, have another (You)

but i never miss a chance to point out that mitch marner was literally the weakest person at the 2015 combine

>Zucc
>Eriksson
>Okposo

"I disagree"

Yeah I counted Pavelski at RW because I see Thornton and Couture as the Cs in SJ, Pavelski plays more on the wing than either of them.

But I don't see how you can have those 3 guys ahead of wingers like Perry and Voracek.

>/cric/: 2 /hoc/:0

this is getting bad. better luck tomorrow lads

@68139008
Leave pls, t-ball general needs some more "british" posters. And you're not getting a (You) from me

Don't worry friend, I'll give you a (You) on @68139092's behalf.

See you tomorrow friend :^)

fuk all da brack beoble fuk all dem

In English please.

Will jumbo Joe die if the sharks choke

Yes

Why is England worse than all of their former colonies at every single sport they play?

Why are there no good towelhead hockey players?

Why are 3rd worlders, rapeugees, and their shit sports so irrelevant?

More like Okpussy

Perry and Voracek are too streaky and I feel like they give bad efforts in half their games.

Talent is half the battle, compete level is the other half. Generally I feel like those guys give a more consistent effort which makes them more valuable players.

Even if Perry and Voracek can do more when they feel like it, they don't always feel like it.

>88 posts
>not a single lgbtning "fan" to be found

>Why are there no good towelhead hockey players?

Probably because hockey is a sport that requires effort and skill and heart.

Right here, asshole.

We're definitely worse at hockey, but hopefully that'll change as the sport gets more popular.

I wouldn't really say we're worse at football, but who cares about that shit sport anyway.

I agree with that to a certain extent, but imo it applies more to guys like Alex Semin, He could probably be on that list right now if he wasn't such a lazy faggot. I still think that the level of production of Voracek and Perry puts them ahead of Zucc and Okposo even if they don't work as hard. Crosby would still be a top 10 centre in the league if he had the work ethic of Dick Rash, he's just so talented.

Semin never recovered from a wrist injury, and his entire game is built around having one of the better shots in the league

>tranada

King Finland and his queen Canada. America (goyims?) is the Master of Coin, pretty shitty person but the money is there.

He's not the only player to have ever suffered a wrist injury lol. His unwillingness to put in the work to recover may be what I was talking about.

Who /summerleague/ here?

Sorry friend but I cant see UK never ever competing for a medal or a UK-born player getting picked in the first eight rounds of draft.