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tez day subedition

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first for Euan

2 more please boavista

quite surprised how good michael gove was on the sky debate programme on friday. for a hated man, he had the audience mostly on his side. cameron, by comparison, was amateurish.

Gove is hated?

2222222

now for the win please

the essex CHOKE is happening

Only by teachers and doctors

BELGIUM PLZ

Large staking PPT -1 even without rball because I refuse to believe Virkia can win a game, need another collapse like they did in the second half last time

>Belgium

Every time. Every fucking time.

Spastic cunts

>hass's pseudo overs tip gonna lose AGAIN
o i am laffin

-ve WHEN?

which gradually extends to the general public.

it's jeremy hunt who is hated by junior doctors, kek.

feel kinda bad for Hass, seems like he is trying to be shrewd but just cant be

Knew BW would let me down desu. I dunno why you'd feel sorry for me though with all the winners I've posted recently losing a small/med bet doesn't hurt much

African lad subbed on leggo

STILL dont understand the difference between yield and profit. What is more important?

ANOTHER wicket pmsl

would love another boavista goal

Roll gone

Is this really happening

>hit woodwork

fuck off, just fuck off

>the city of pubeguy

few nibs tho

who is this guy lol

>hey guys give me attention pleeease!

fuck off dullard until you have a gimmick that isn't the spawn of someone with the brain power of a 5 year old

Brought a tear to my eye. Might give him a free month when I go paid

>call someone 5 years old
>still get baited by them

if hes 5 you must be an embryo pmsl

juveguy.

What else can people do to earn a free month?

zzzz

3333333333

THE COMEBACK IS COMPLETE

UTTERLY SURREAL

I don't feel sorry for you.

nah, seriously. juve posted that guy's profile on his twtiter. i dont get all these inside jokes

heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone.

taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.

Is there a way to send a paypal payment without showing your real name?

Dont feel comfortable with loads of random tipsters knowing who I am desu.

And it's boavista *clap* *clap* clap*
boavista slags FC
they're by far the greatest slags team
the world has ever seen

it just shows your email doesn't it?

*clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap*, *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*, HAVE SEX!

Nothing.

Im sure they are all discussing with each other how much of a slimy leech you are.

Just realised if I remove the "active tipster" filter, I'm not 3rd most followed on tt. In tears and devastated

Yeah but my email has my name in it unless I can use a different one for the same account? Never used paypal to send payments like this before.

Need a /bet/ magic moment for the GrIFK game

>people offer a service by choice
>paying for this makes you a slimy leech

erm are you okay mate

yo roll so small you'd qualify for universal basic income pmsl

is this ARP's account? pmsl

wtf is the 365 sound for a wicket

anyone else UAC from boavista?

my roll is bigger than your cock lad

phil tuffnell rubbing one out

Yield is a measure of betting efficiency. (Profit - Loss) / Capital Employed, is how it's measured.

Bettor A has a profit of £100 from £1000 of bets
Bettor B has a profit of £100 from £500 of bets

Bettor B therefore has the higher yield (20%) than bettor A (10%)

A higher yield suggests more success at picking bets at higher odds.
Deciding which is more important - yield or profit - is up to you. You could say ARP makes the better picks but Euan is consistently more profitable

OWZEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do these meme tipsters even want money for tips?

Anyone going paid clearly doesn't have enough confidence to actually back their own tips

how is yield caclulated in relation to units though? say I have a 2 unit bet @ 1.85 that loses, and a 3 unit bet @ 1.9 that wins. what's my yield?

but Euan has a higher ROI and profit, ARP is a fraud

also is there any spreadsheet that does that for me? the one in the OP doesn't

Euan is a shite bubblegum tipster. Rarely ever tips in asia, a lot of the time he only tips on specific books where you are usually limited after 1 or 2 bets. If he goes paid he'll get a max of 20 people in his group

have sex

Jamaica @5, what am I missing here ? They beat Chile in a friendly and Venezuela are shit.

We like to bet with euan
cos euan is our mate
and when we bet with euan
he gives a tip in 8...

see

>in a friendly
there's your answer, do DnB

Assuming the units are a flat £10 each:

-2(£10) = £20
3(£10x0.9) = £27

£7/£50 = 0.14 = yield of 14%

Units are more a way of keeping track of your bankroll and staking amounts and such

...

Real Madrid B goal is coming
-0.5 @2.5
MED
LARGE on 0.0
@1.7

A "unit" is a percentage of your bankroll, is what I meant to say. Your roll will change over time but a unit will still be, say, 1%

>didnt stake BT's tip from 1-3
Need to have a word with myself

ARP needs to STOP tipping non-BT shite.

I suppose it's too late now that I've staked it, but, info?

realmadrid.com/real-madrid-tv
Watching stream, should score 2-3 goals already, Lleida lucky to hanging on 1:0 lead at HT

Ok cheers mate

Hass, this game's getting TIGHT

Really don't want Essex to win anymore, fucking melts

Decent chance you'll be OK then

Top patter desu

might go private myself after this win. these tips are crazy good.

On -0.25. Better not let me down

Why do people think Belgium are good?

Every time I watch them they play like shit, they just seem to have a load of meme players like Lukaku and Felliani who play well about once every 10 games.

they have a load of high rated players on FIFA

thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=Bx4aK-YsPeU

LORD management team

it's coming home

fuck fuck fuck don't do this to me hampshire

Prestaking overs

never betting against essex again

CHAT SHIT
GET BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED

Can you actually bet on this?

>2-1
>4-3
>2-2
>3-1
>2-4

5.25 seems about right tbqh

Yep
England XI

365 trading it

kickoff in 1 bong 30 bings

ROW XI

Where?

>XI

>Pakis in charge of maths

>>>/reddit/

student/bet/ out

Easy win, hope someone got on.

ARP needs to sort his head out, he has my TPV tip down as a loss when it won

summer is here

I've got ADHD lad

Pmsl

Just found a med but no bookies carrying it will let me get a med on pmsl

>Rest of the World celebs
>A bunch of sheep shaggers, jocks and paddys and a half Italian

Only because I just laid them ffs