irl karen edition
/brit/
Jordan Walker
Noah Ramirez
janny won't like this
Anthony Peterson
what a shit thread
Jayden Hughes
...
Tyler Rogers
...
Lucas Moore
pre-emptive screech for when the janitor deletes this thread
Ryan Allen
fuming
Noah Watson
Got really drunk and pissed in the wardrobe
Luis Nguyen
same except i peed in your mom, and the pee was white
Daniel Bennett
little janny hotpockets is asleep at this hour you fucking lemons
Alexander Hall
what's the fucking point of going on without a qt gf
Mason Garcia
*pushes you down*
Charles Russell
...
Levi Lopez
CANADA NO
Xavier Powell
She would get a right hook if she did that in my gaff
Asher Richardson
is he ok
Connor Phillips
I'd like to apologise for the terrible attacks, Andrew Sachs, I would like to show contrition to the max, Andrew Sachs. I would like to create world peace, between the yellow, white and blacks, Andrew Sachs, Andrew Sachs. I said something I didn't have oughta, like I had sex with your granddaughter. But it was consensual and she wasn't menstrual, it was consensual lovely sex. It was full of respect I sent her a text, I've asked her to marry me, Andrew Sachs …
Noah Peterson
whats the best way to get (you)'s?
Cameron King
> Work in 2 hours
Landon Reyes
really lonely desu
Xavier White
(you)
Jaxon Bailey
>hitting a woman
Wow what a manly man you must be
Twat
Dominic Bennett
no you're not
Angel Sullivan
london
Landon Cook
>Friday Subway for lunch
>3 day weekend ahead
youtube.com
Jonathan Davis
Cornwall
Carter White
wish I lived somewhere really cold
might move to mongolia
Ethan Carter
...
Dylan Lopez
Just got in from a run and I fucking stepped in dog shit and without realising and walked in the house and now it is everywhere, fucking reeeeee
Nolan Sullivan
need a poo but got no tp for my bunghole
Liam Rivera
Xavier Rivera
how was that chinese lunch
Samuel Evans
Blake Hughes
>tfw support gay marriage, guns, abortion, the death penalty, legal marijuana, and castle doctrine
How radical centrist am I?
Logan Scott
what that screencap fails to mention is that his bag was also stolen
apparently theft is a race-related crime if the bag doesn't have valuables in it, as if the thieves are going to stop, check inside, and leave the bag for forensics to get a hold of
Dylan Williams
Why not Alaska or Canada?
Austin Jackson
i can't remember. it's a thing of the past
Joseph Hughes
do you hate niggers?
Christopher Sullivan
> castle doctrine
Literally hitler
Kayden Harris
So jealous of how beautiful france is, why is England so fucking hideous?
Dylan Ramirez
just ate A LOT of grilled chicken and steamed broccoli lads
gotta keep up the bulk til the new year then do a slow cut so i'm shredded in time for summer
Jackson Garcia
THAILAAAAAD
Nathaniel Adams
*eats bagel and creem cheese*
*smacks my cheesy fat lips liberally*
haha, very well
Kayden Rogers
Not inherently, no.
>why yes, you do have a duty to retreat in your own home
Nicholas Baker
Greater London
Landon Hughes
...
Jordan Powell
...
Charles Cruz
le font man
Joseph Sanchez
unironically love british countryside, its top nice in a lot of areas. Shame I don't get to go more.
you just inspired me to go for a cycle when the sun comes up, ty user :)
Xavier Walker
Berkshire
Charles Perez
The entire idea of hate crimes is ridiculous imo
Why is there a difference if you beat someone because you don't like their race or if you beat someone because you want their money?
The former will land you a significantly stiffer penalty despite the actions being the same
I don't believe that motivation should be considered in sentencing it should be based solely upon the act
Jackson Carter
Hope the chicken was seasoned properly and the broccoli was tenderstem
Feeling a real disdain for ameriplebs
Ryan Diaz
Berkshire Hunt
Zachary Hughes
Alri lids
Its 9am here. What's your excuse to be active on the internet at this time?
Caleb Barnes
you're the only berk here mate
Liam Rodriguez
Might watch Anthony Bourdain
Luke Green
motivation is the difference between murder and manslaughter
Andrew Price
The day of the rake cannot come soon enough.
Asher Young
I remember in school there was a black lad that bullied some ginger lad so much and it was bothering him and the teachers never did anything, like he is being bullied, it bothers him, he is being made to feel bad because his her is different and he can't tan. If it was the other way around the and he made fun of the black kid for having curly hair he would be expelled so fast. Anyway the ginger lad battered the black lad at a house party when he was 18 lol
Caleb Gutierrez
can't get back to sleep
William Lee
A man who walks into an airport door sideways with an erection is going to Bangkok.
I'll heem u m8
Caleb Davis
i marinated it in a greek style marinade and made a yogurt (nonfat) and cucumber sauce for it
the broccoli was steamed a tad too much for my liking i prefer it to be lightly steamed just enough the get rid of the raw rubberiness of it
Bentley Torres
le thaiman
Jonathan Bailey
Had my morning run and will be win work at 8
Cameron Jones
Can't sleep, cold out
Sebastian Davis
Is "le" the meme that is immortal due to irony and post-irony?
Grayson Allen
y
Jack Wood
all spaniards should be killed
Aaron Phillips
>yogurt (nonfat)
Oh you're one of those people
Do you even lowcarb ?
Aaron Ramirez
all memes are immortal
Matthew Cook
good gimmick
Adam Rogers
Are you a woman?
Noah Scott
Those are two seperate crimes one is premeditated and depending on the motive will get a special circumstance charge which ups the penalty while the other just happens usually as a result of a fight taken to the extreme
Good on him for battering the cunt
Aaron Jenkins
...
Juan Howard
me and the lads off to SE Asia
Jeremiah Price
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOP
Cameron Ross
I'm a yank haha
Jordan Gray
me walking back from SE Asia
Aaron James
...
Jaxson King
already got my fat macros in for the day via milk and peanut butter
Adam Flores
the act is killing a person in both cases, it's still motive that separates them
Aaron Martinez
I know this whore. That's Liz and she murdered her ex boyfriend and threw his body in a dumpster. The dick is fake, obviously
Jose Turner
this picture is boggling my mind
coincidence or does he know about lisicki
Ryder Hall
did not know liz vicious had a willy
Leo Parker
nice cock
Jordan Adams
>drag and drop streetview man into random ffrench town centre
>beautiful
>do same in britain
>ugly bland concrete, no style
reeeeeeeee
Luke Torres
not sure
Ryan Johnson
really makes you thin
Caleb Cooper
Sounds like you got your diabetes macros too
Juan Robinson
I assume it's an homage since it's too similar to not be.
Luis Torres
good post
Zachary Young
It's not the motive it's that one involves prior planning
Planning=/=motive
Ian Cooper
Dylan Baker
Keto is the god-tier diet
Jason Murphy
Ah yes, one of my earlier wank obsessions.
Was always incredibly dissatisfying that she would never get fucked by anyone with a decent sized knob. Always the same ugly guy (boyfriend?) with a thin circumcision-scarred dick.
Samuel Fisher
Leo Long
diabetes is caused by excessive sugar intake lad
John Thompson
premeditated murder vs. murder is a different thing entirely
Carter Perry
I'm not very good at chess
Jose Baker