OFFICIAL METS VS. MARLINS GAMETHREAD

jofer against harvey edition

>mest
1. de Aza
2. Cabrera
3. Granderson
4. Walker
5. Conforto
6. Loney
7. Flores
8. Rivera
9. Harvey

>marlels
1. Ichiro
2. Prado
3. Yelich
4. Ozuna
5. Bour
6. Dietrich
7. Realmuto
8. Hechavarria
9. Fernandez

I keep forgetting Ichiro is still around

You dense? HES GETTING 3K THIS YEAR.

>he's a big guy
thor is taller

Is Thor a meme?

he's objectively a top 5 pitcher in the MLB rn
he is kind of a meme though

Harvey looking decent again. Here's hoping he can take it 4+ without any implosion.

>4 innings
>8 strikeouts

Who would you rather have thor or jose fernandez?

Glove talk is actually pretty interesting desu

thor has a better ERA, half as many walks with the second best K/9IP after jofer, and a better WHIP
only thing fernandez has on him is a somewhat better strikeout ratio and his W-L

>these fucking new Major World commercials on SNY with Cespedes completely in Spanish

this is why we need Trump

God dammit Ichiro

Im talking body of work age and long term.

Ichiro for ASG

It's probably going to be his last season and he's one of the better players at RF right now

Cousin fucker please, learn a language for fucks sake.

thor is younger, has pitched fewer innings and has had less season-ending surgeries, so i'll go with thor
they're both insanely good at a very young age though, so unless jofer's arm gives out again you really can't go wrong with either choice
>mfw that graphic of the top 5 pitchers by K/9 in the NL were all from the NL east

...

wew that might be the game with fernandez still in

cmon resd pls don't choke

>le throw hard man
Call me when he losses a couple of mph has tommy john and has to learn how to pitch. Theres one of these guys every couple of years who flameout.

>AN ACTUAL BUNT HIT
what team is this

>a 3-1 count is a Mets rally

comedy gold

Goddamn I wish half the professional hitters weren't hurt. Harvey doing fine today.

>it's a "Harvey has a fantastic start and loses 1-0" episode
i hate reruns

What is that shit that fernandez throws out there it has crazy break.

his slider, which is more of a slurve really due to the grip

>that dude napping behind the plate
kek

He throws two types of slider/curve

Fuck off Fernandez

Ron decided it was a slurve.

>implying fernandez wouldnt give cespedes a golden sombrero

i mean that ball was never going to be called a strike but yeah swing anyway maybe you'll hit it

>dat latino passion
Inb4 whitebread amerishits get offended.

>what is a breaking ball

BUILD

>2 strikes
>ball is down in the zone
>it's jose fernandez
c'mon, you're not gonna be getting a fastball
not that i'd give wilmer much chance against anything fernandez has

>what is wet foot dry foot law

I love that shit man, a pitchers arm can snap on any pitch now a days. Make every single bullet count.

Better than the cock who gets lit up and goes back to the dugout like he did nothing wrong. Or the batter who strikes out in a big moment and just plays with his batting gloves.

>Miami Bullpen

It's time.

Buy
>Mark Buehrle
>Jose Reyes
>Heath Bell
>Carlos Zambrano
>Ozzie Guillen

Refuse to gamble on Cespedes. I fucking hate this front office.

man i don't even mind giving up hits to ichiro, he just wants them more
try not to slide like that tho, might cause a problem

DIRTY SLIDE

DIRTY ICHIRO SPIKED HIM, GREAT DISHONOR

CABRERA SHOULD HAVE COLD COCKED HIM LIKE ODOR DID TO BAUTISTA

Lawl i think he was just confused from getting picked off like where the fuck am i.

dude has been playing professional baseball for like 24 years straight
you think he just forgets what game he's in sometimes?
>oh shit, this isn't japan

>second best game of the season
>recorded as eighth loss
Being matt is suffering