fuck off to bed, yanks edition
/brit/
Kayden Russell
Ayden Reed
Alri
Evan Cook
>work won't let me take 1 week off for surgery
>let co-worker have a MONTH off for ""ramadam""
Tyler Carter
>tan aussie boy toy takes off his shirt
Jose Rogers
>tfw I've dated more non-white girls than the opposite
GOTTA
Hudson Miller
/yank/
Jaxson Hernandez
Alright lads, I'm in the ol' 'mute
Plans for 'kend?
Angel Williams
that didnt happen
Carter Barnes
alri
Benjamin Ortiz
it is happening right now
FUCK TESCO
Leo Jenkins
'eed
Landon Morales
gross
Owen Hall
I work the weekend
got to convince someone or two people to take two days off me so I can go to my grandfathers 80th birthday
Mr Nosenburg didn't feel that it was a good enough reason for unpaid leave
Charles Wright
>why do north americans post in /brit/?
pic related
Justin Kelly
Connor Bailey
left = canada
middle = brit
right = usa
Nicholas White
absolutely not
Caleb Torres
When he comes back, beat him with a saucisson.
Jace Sanders
this is like an early meme
Jeremiah Young
switch Canada and Britain
>Paki
>Chinese
>Black
Joshua Moore
meeting a qt for a date, wish me luck boys!
Jordan Jenkins
literally chloe
Nolan Lopez
holy shit lol you're right
now I can really self-insert as Recce
Gavin Garcia
...
William Jackson
going in hard
Anthony Cox
>tfw Britain has won every single war in which it's had to protect its shores from invasion
Absolutely based
Colton Bailey
>tfw no queen gf
What do you think she's like in person?
Jonathan Taylor
mum shouting and calling me a failure again
Samuel Richardson
>Don't worry he doesn't bite
Brody Ward
pfm
Samuel Price
wew
Jacob Young
show her some 'chines
Jason Parker
take notes boys
Jeremiah Turner
Just lock yourself in the room, she will not enter
Jacob Rodriguez
>kiss her
>read her a poem
Bet the developer gets bare sex
Leo Nguyen
I chose the civil option
John Sanchez
*tips fedora*
Gavin Martinez
What is that? A pitbull?
Josiah Wood
i.4cdn.org
poor doggo
Blake Thompson
phew
thank fuck
Jeremiah Thomas
*goes in for the kill
Joseph James
...
Nicholas Brooks
Should I call in sick for work if I have a mild flu/ bad cold?
I work with food so I dunno
I have never taken a sick day before
Parker Edwards
you're a right weird cunt even irl arent you
one of those outstandingly freaky people where you just cant hide it
Parker Williams
We, sounds like a shit gig laddo
Sebastian Cook
>works with food
Yeah. Take a day off.
Levi Cook
Cooper Watson
rally driving is intense
i.4cdn.org
Nathan Hall
Not sure my boss will let me Tbh
Doesn't even let me use my holidays
Jordan Wood
bet he shit himself
Wyatt Clark
Connor Allen
thats against the law
Lincoln Reed
says you
you just don't know how to please a woman
Xavier Myers
What about 1066?
Jose Sanders
>The Liberal Democrats have caused a major upset in the Richmond Park by-election, overturning a 23,015 majority to oust ex-Tory MP Zac Goldsmith.
>Mr Goldsmith stood as an Independent after leaving the Conservative Party in protest at the government's decision to back a third Heathrow runway.
>But Lib Dem Sarah Olney, who is also opposed to Heathrow expansion, fought the campaign on the issue of Brexit.
She polled 20,510 votes to Mr Goldsmith's 18,638.
John Wood
I've wasted my day
Anthony Perry
>playing vanilla western dating sims is weird
better not venture into /d/ or the eroge general in /vg/ mr norman
Gabriel Mitchell
i haven't been following british politics for very long but it seems like nothing good has happened since may took office
Adrian Hughes
0w0 what's this?
Connor Perry
why so dead
Robert Campbell
British accent makes me wet
Ryder Rivera
fuck off paedojew, you wrong'un
Samuel Hall
got a big aussie stiffy here waiting for you
Daniel Peterson
could you vocaroo this, bby? I want to masturbate on your superior britbong accent
Asher Wood
Brayden Howard
Tesco doesn't pay for sick days either
Also every time you take a sick day you get a written/formal warning
Fuck this job, they're always making me do overtime until midnight too
Robert Roberts
Can you imagine being unironically stateless...
Carson Ortiz
I want a britboi to pump my bum right now!
Brayden Peterson
stop getting sick then
surely your £30,000 piece of paper entitles you to a better job than stacking shelves at midnight?
Jason Reyes
Just want some girl to peg me while she strokes my little dick.
Kevin Hill
use the peaceful protest method of work to rule
you can just say no any time they ask you to do overtime, espcially if they didnt specifically state it before your shift started, might get a grump on but they literally can't fire you for it.
They are probably treating you like shit because you allow it
Josiah Moore
I've been working there for a year and this would be my first sick day m8
Brody Hernandez
>sister says 'when you have kids'
>point out the obvious that it'll never happen as i'm a dateless virgin
>"you're only 23"
why do family ignore reality lads
Jose Clark
She's hinting that she wants your D
Robert Morris
this is my best favourite tank.
Blake Perry
morning everyone except for JFs
Jackson Lewis
tired after a long week of working. time for some tea
Jose Howard
hmm
Parker Jenkins
*stroking big and pulsating British willy*
Angel Gomez
Because they still have hope that you won't be a pathetic piece of shit your whole life.
Xavier Howard
>overhear my parents talking about me
>"he's either going to be a serial killer strangler or turn out ok"
Blake Russell
Stop being a wet rag and call in sick. It's not even a big deal.
Ryder Collins
>implying you could strangle anyone with your girl arms
they were taking the piss mate
Ayden Lewis
morning, im the going home time now.
shit in jam packed train...
Brody Carter
might become a serial rapist of britbois.
Nathaniel Baker
blimey
what's your deal mate
Carson Jenkins
When should I do it
I would start at 4pm
Mason Moore
You can rape me :3 pretty sure my family think I'm gay anyway.
Justin Kelly
molest someone
Jeremiah Clark
My dad's just an arsehole
I found literal schizophrenic medicine the other day prescribed to him
Logan Cooper
Now because at least they can attempt to find cover for your shift.
Gabriel Barnes
prove them right user
hope must be realistic this is just delusion
Dylan Harris
*raping you*
you like it?
Colton Bennett
oh dear
Austin Wright
No stop
*Secretly enjoys it*
Jaxson Perry
might have a cheeky wank in the bogs at work
Ethan Green
>tfw he once had a meltdown when I was on holiday with him screaming because there were no spoons in the drawer
Dylan Allen
ok, I'd your dick it.
Ryder Moore
based spez
Luke Stewart
how do you see that