>His cunt doesn't have story about dragons
His cunt doesn't have story about dragons
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>his cunt doesn't have story about heroes-strongman
Taniwha is basically dragon
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What's your opinion on Wyrms aside from having the best name ever?
Do giant snake-birds count?
>his cunt doesn't have story about NEET who deceived the king
Dratini ^^
His country doesn't have a story about age old wizard man who knows everything and sings people in to swamps and seeks a magical wealth generator
Wyrms have 4 limbs
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A head, a tail and two dicks.
Moses
Siegfried and the droopy eyed dinosaur.
That's a story for the semien people. Also this mand didn't receive any powers from gods or such, he just was based from the beinning.
>His cunt stories are about killing mythological creatures instead of killing moors
his cunt doesnt have story about knights locked in mountain who will wake up and kill invaders
fun fact: in 39 when garmans invaded us, there were thousends of people close to tat that cave and expecting something to happen
>Moors aren't mythological creatures
Literally Africa
Huehue
What is the traditional pronunciation? What is wyvern pronounced like for that matter
>He doesn't know about Saint Jordi
top kek
>his country doesn't have stories about a smart peasant tricking the turkroaches
Didnt Kundera evoked it in one of his books?
We actually do
Why-vern or wy-vern, either works.
>2016
>Humanity still hasn't meme:d dragons into existence
Forever a testament to our inability to prioritize
>his country has a story about mongolian NEET from finno-ugric town who became an anime superhero in one night
The dragon is God