OFFICIAL ORIOLES VS YANKEES GAME THREAD

I am drunk so I made the OP image for you fags.

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Thanks Ahmed

>Ahmed

no u

Thanks, I will.

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>A-rod swinging at the 58 foot slider

Gausman got it working

A-Rod swings at everything

Exactly why he shouldn't be in the HoF, family

He used to make contact and wait for his pitches so that's wrong, fampai.

Lel he took steroids, he's not getting into the HoF no matter what anyway.

And stop posting that disgusting woman please

>stop posting that disgusting woman please

Delete your post please

German bread?

American O's fan in Germany. I am here every day game.

>666
>Devil woman
Seems relevant

>Austin Romine out with a broken nail

Is this the WNBA?

>season ending pregnancy

Ah right, timezones
That shit looked fucking gnarly dude you could tell it was painful

Our backup catcher is on the 15 day DL with a busted testicle, could be worse.

Didi has no plate discipline. Anything close to the plate he swings at

That sounds disgusting. How does that even happen on a baseball field?

Hate to have to agree, but I totally agree

Foul tip went off the inside of his thigh and kinda got under the cup or some shit.

>it's a "the starting pitchers throw 100 pitches in the first 3 innings" episode

>1 minute into pitching warmup and chill and he gives you this face

Is Michael Kay drunk?
Chapman assaulted Romine, reportedly Romine is pressing charges

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kek

>Gary Thorne asking how CC would deal with alcoholism

Lads what's that amorphous blog on the pitcher mound? Is it related to that other blog that Yankees user keeps posting?

AGOD

According to the AP after assaulting Austin Romine, Chapman fired 8 shots into the Yankee dugout. Thankfully only Larry Rothschild was killed.

dammnnn arod

RBI AGOD RBI

AGOD getting over the Mendoza Line in style.

thank you a-rod

i hope cc keeps it up, be great if gets comeback player

This woman is disgusting tbqh

beam pena in the head CC just for good measure

Delete

>beam
it's bean you classless fuck

nigga I bet you don't have hands tho

How would Tony Pena react if his son hits a dinger right now?

Based Pena, driving up that pitch count. He's got CC looking thirsty someone get him a drink

Unless he gets a hit here Buck needs to execute Paul Janish to show the team that failure is unacceptable, dude is an automatic out

The fuck kinda throw was that?

Yankee fag here, Gary Thorne is fantastic.

How about I get your mom some of this dick?

LOL. Like CC actually stopped drinking. They have a Gatorade cooler full of amaretto sours just for him in the dugout.

If we wanted a comeback, we would've asked your mother to open her mouth, ese.

>amaretto
CC is like pre-diabetic.

Fucking savage, will user ever recover?

Yeah. Too many amaretto sours.

If we wanted the smell of falafel in this thread, we would've asked your mom to spread her ass cheeks.

>amaretto sours

That's a fucking chick drink

>3rd inning
>Pitch count in 60s
Fuck

just put him away big guy come on we see you sweating for a drink

>Yankees fans consider this banter

I think I would lose my foot before getting drunk on those.

Hit to close to home, Mustafa?

cc to mccaan: you gon be my DD tonight??

>Low quality Puerto Rican banter

Herp derp you're really getting me. I'm an American but lel you totes are pwning me

Damn it someone get CC a drink

>Mustafa

He poured it on his hat apparently

yeauh

>all that sweat
still a drinker confirmed

>CC almost at 70 pitches
>Bases loaded for a Grand Trumbomb
>Puerto Ricans are already buttrustled

Good game so far birdbros

>Trumbo
>good

Pick one

(You)

>66 / 17 / 9

brehs

(Sie)

>(usted)

If he hurries CC might be able to make it to the bar at the Hilton across the street before he's due up

>giving me the respectful Sie instead of the normal Du

Thanks polite user, but you can use Du with me.

(أنت)

>lel he's an alcoholic
>This is what O's fans consider banter

>orioles are getting shutout by an alcoholic

While the Yankees are up, why don't all of you Yankees fans tell us what part of flyover country you're from.

Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle were alcoholics, it means fuck all to us.

kek

>o's defense

David Wells shut us out before I'm sure.

""""""""defense""""""""

>East coast
>Fly over country

>they did it again
MADMEN

>O's defense

I REST MY CASE

YOU GET AN ERROR, AND YOU GET AN ERROR! get your shit together O's

It's not banter artard, it's a literal fact. CC is an alcohol and Chapman is a wife beater

Good afternoon, Sup Forums pals! :D

David Wells at least isn't a quitter like CC.

Yes those are facts. But your banter involves just bringing it up because it's funny to you.

I don't find alcoholism funny you insensitive fuck

>Yankees fans find alcoholism funny

Wow.

Okay you got me faggots. +1

How can anyone who watches sports on an enthusiast level not find alcoholism hilarious?

Hicks you piece of shit

>trips
>handles his bants

Confirmed for true New Yorker

Hicks is annoying me with his poor hitting very unimpressive

Yankees scored?

It's only funny when athletes like Andre the Giant drink 100 beers in one night and then poops in the hotel bathtub

KEEP IT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or at least David Wells threw a perfect game.

youtube.com/watch?v=ekg74BjuWuo
>this was already four years ago
feels bad