Soccer Aid 2016 Official Pre-Match / Game Thread 2

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Why should we give these people money for their shit countries?

Look how developed we are. what help did we have? The whole success of the earth is based on how people and animals adapt and survive.

They should fight for themselves or die off. Either way I couldn't give a monkeys

Sup Forums

Right lads. Name your favourite pringle's flavour.

What channel fellas

ready salted desu senpai

>Soccer Aid 2022
>ywn see Harvey Price go in for a two-footer on Dwight Yorke before trying to eat his face

Dead serious question, someone explain to me why Africans are drinking such filthy water?

Can they really not find any sources of clean water, can they not boil it? Early man managed to get clean water thousands of years ago so why can't africans today?

Ready salted desu

baby spice would still get it

Prefer Chilli Doritos with the hot Salsa tbqh

Sour Cream + Onion for life my G

Sour Cream

i don't eat crisps

you are such a stupid cunt.

They are a oil rich nation one of the richest in the world.

yet they want more billions in aid

Chef at Wendy's
$8/h
38

> Unicef Ambassador
> Clearly spent 100's of pounds on her hair dye

>Been looking forward to socceraid for a few days
>Just getting comfy to watch it
>'Don't let me down by the Beatles comes on'
>Spend a few hours going through Beatles songs
>Always thought they were overrated and just well liked as they were the first
>Suddenly feel like I'm on some music journey, getting feelings I've not had since I was 14
>In a really melancholy mood but just want to relax and watch some footie that will help a few brown people in a country I can't point out on a map.

Bad, bad feel.

>repeating the same shitpost cos you're desperate for (you)s

/brit/ fuck off

tvplayer.com/watch/itv1

Explain

He raises a fair point

Why did this trigger you so much?

>ngo builds new well and/or water filtration system
>the locals use it as a latrine and sell the the water filtration system for parts

It's ready salted

Anyone who disputes this is a WORM

Texas BBQ is GOAT

Because Africans are sub-human

Salt and vinegar. Particularly when the flavour-coating is particularly thick

>tfw i feel like im evil because i have no sympathy for selfish people who choose to have children when they aren't mentally / emotionally / financially stable to do so

i want to feel bad man but honestly i hope they all die to put themselves out of their own created misery

> the government are going to double it

You mean I'm going to double it through my income tax. ffs, utter retards

how do I unsubscribe from your blog?

who is the most /fa/ footballer

>inb4 anyone from Arselel

Whens your 16th birthday?

>panel of 3 women on a football programme

Are we giving them too many rights?

Yessss lad

Is there anyway I can contact Bradley Walsh about going on pub crawl?

I laughed so hard because it's true.

Although you missed:

>locals start driving around in 20 year old BMWs a few weeks later

Just stop reading lad.

Next eek lad, thanks for asking

who /ABRS/ here

Thank u

>look at me! I used to be a spice girl!
>look at me im nice and take pictures with black people! look at how nice i am!
>guys...?? please look at me!!
>I LITERALLY USED TO BE A SPICE GIRL! I SWEAR I WAS RELEVANT AT ONE POINT!

what's with your obsession with pringles? fucking weirdo

Ah, the 'Realising The Beatles were Amazing' moment. We all have it, senpai

sour cream

Sup Forums shitting up yet another Sup Forums thread

Literally Berbatov.

whos that yummy black girl? :3

retard

It's not their fault senpai, they are brainwashed from a young age that getting married and having kids is the be all and end all. Fuck education, fuck personal goals, this is what they are here for (strong religious undercurrent too). It's how we used to do it too tbf

>These terribly scripted "banter" segments

My gf

he's bald now though. He looks like your dodgy uncle

I implore everyone to ignore this post

Cant be dealing with another pol debate because of this retard.just enjoy the game

How's life on the spectrum?

Honestly feel like such a cock end.

Just thought they were hyped up and everybody liked them for the sake of liking them.

Now I feel like I've found a whole new spectrum. Just beautiful stuff.

Don't understand how they did it all in such a short period of time.

>have a lasagna left from yesterday
>eat it
>go for a run 5 hours later
>have to shit to fucking bad during a 12km run
>3 times where i actually thought i will shit myself
>somehow make it home
>tfw been shitting 6 times in the past 2 hours and my asshole feels fucking sore already
>tfw stomach/colon feel awful
>tfw made a huge mistake

Rochelle Humes.

Dani Alves

/r/equesting webm of boris johnsons disgusting tackle from a couple of years ago

>tfw the rest of the world legends are so much better than ours

"rochelle from the saturdays" is her legit name

I love salt and vinegar crisps that make your eyes water

Lads, I think we can solve the case of missing girl Madeline Mccann, if we really try.

Who /getting absolutely smashed watching this/ here

My life is a fucking meme

Have you been living under a rock? I couldn't avoid the Beatles if I tried

Sour Cream, purely because you can't taste the actual chip. What the fuck even is it? It's sure as hell not potato.

Should I vote leave or Remain?

What benefits do I get from the EU and which will allow me to carry on being a NEET

>i can't handle differing opinions to my own
ok mate

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as “the greatest or most significant or most influential” rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>Not having work in the morning.


Dole scum pls go.

Is Sheen still dating that Jewish """"comedian""""""?

Why do they call it soccer-aid when you Brits constantly chimp out about calling it soccer

>Hazard has another amazing game
Can Chelsea sue him? It is so painfully obvious he just didn't want to try for them and is now earning his move to PSG.

is charlie sheen playing

just wait until he gets to the "beach boys were better" moment

Ask in pol or int

Or do some research your self

Already drank half a 70cl bottle of Jameson

it's called football you fat bellend

The only thing that comes to mind to me about the Beatles, is the thought of John Lennon bleeding out on a New York pavement

The fuck off back there then. No one wants you tedious fucking shitnecks spewing your crap on here.

The Beatles and MJ are two I want to try out but theres just so much. Revolver is a great album though.

...

do not trust rich people telling me to spend money

yes

Early man didn't have Monsanto and other corp throwing shit everywhere. I went to Africa once, in some place the water is red or green because some company dindn't give two fucks about it. And you can boil green water as much as you want it won't change anything

i suspect the two people who drugged maddie and her siblings had something to do with

just a hunch like

Sadly I live in Britain so they just get wanked off constantly. I just mentally blocked it out thinking people were just saying they were great because everybody else did.

Do I look like a fish?

>that iceland advert
not buying from there anymore

it's interesting watching mcdonald's commercials in other countries.. they're trying so hard

in america their commercials are "just eat it, fatass"

> White women
> Black husband

Literally every advert. I'm not even exaggerating

Why does the BBC continue to force womens football down our throats?

>implying I'm not up at 6:00AM tomorrow
>implying I don't skip breakfast and drink rum to make the train to work bearable

Maldini

No one wants you fucktards shitting up a thread about SoccerAid.

their food is bottom of the barrel awful

It's all they can afford to show now, been priced out of everything else.

The Doors and Velvet Underground did more in two albums then the Beatles did in 10 years

southwestern ranch tortilla is the only kind I need