Soccer Aid 2016 Official Game Thread #3

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Olly Murs the GOAT

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>Wilkes

Sup Forums

>clive shilling unicef

pathetic

row row fight the powah

>these children have done nothing wrong

I don't know Clive. A lot of them are Arsenal fans.

did he say northhampton or northallerton, wtf :S

>all this shilling

GET OLLY ON THE EUROSTAR ROY
IT'S NOT TOO LATE

>Sheen subbed off already for that sports news guy

>spent more than food for yourself today
>£10

fuck off have i, stop telling me what to do you fat cunt

Robbie Williams' best album is Swing When You're Winning

Why do they boo Carragher but not Fowler?

Anyone else English yet can't stand this England team? They're all such boring people

PICK UP THE PHONE, BONGS

The begging for money is getting a bit grating now desu

Lineups for anyone interested

England Line up:

>Management:
Sam Allardyce, Robbie Williams and Bradley Walsh.

>Legends:
Jermain Defoe, David Seaman, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville, Sol Campbell, Robbie Fowler, Danny Murphy and Kieron Dyer.

>Celebrities:
Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
Rest of the World lineup:

>Management:
Claudio Ranieri and Niall Horan

>Legends:
Cafu, Dimitar Berbatov, Edgar Davids, Fabio Cannavaro, Jaap Stam, Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldinho and Dida.

>Celebrities:
Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.

Mon ROW wake up lads

>tfw your old man comes round
>gets fish and chips for himself without asking
>puts the milk in before the teabag (???)

He's going in a shit nursing home.

>sheen already subbed for being a fat cunt

>Davids diving

Why does this faggot always act like a cunt

Are the celebrity players well known in England? Pretty much all of them are literal whos for me.

Spent £23 on a bottle of Kraken rum today. I have no guilt.

It's the reason the match exists in the first place, what were you expecting?

Probably a few City fans in the crowd who remember his time there before they were good.

RIP Sheen

He's off to have his heart attack, was in the post.

>dinho

>le be an average player, wear glasses and become a meme man

HAHAHAHAHA HE ONCE SCORED AGAINST SEAMAN

GET IT? THAT MAKES IT FUNNY NOW!!!

shame this isn't manchester city legends match. if they started losing, DCBW could disappear from the thread and have a solid alibi for being on the phone.

We get 7 years. My dad probably hasn't got 7 years left but my mum does.

autism

Why are the crowd booing Carragher? It's not like there are any actual Man U fans in the stadium.

That might have been funny if Ronaldinho and Seaman didn't do this same fucking routine at every charity match they play.

> King Power

broke my heart when I was 7 that goal

A few of them are pretty big like Damien Lewis, Michael Sheen, Jack Whitehall, Paddy McGuinness and Olly Murs

>Donaldinho

Does he know you're an elite virtual football manager?

They're all literally whos.

No. Some of them were semi well known about 10 years ago, but they're all pretty much Z listers now.

Autism speaks

Thanks.

Ronaldinho is such a fake ass bitch

think he finally gave that gimmick up, haven't seen him in ages

Yeah. Olly Murs was on X-Factor here, did a song with Demi Lovato that was actually not that shite.

>the state of Humes' first touch

Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.

You mean you loved it and had it on repeat then.

text GIB

>Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.

>wilkes
fuck off no one wants to see you score

Wish I could say this is the worse football I've seen at Old Trafford this season.

It's a charity match, lighten up la

>Manchester City legends match

Will zany comedian Mike McClean please stand up?

Him and that bird who once won FHM High Street Honeys now the face of MCFC TV

>mers

>Olly Murs

>Murs

Murrs out

>Murs

>MURS

>murs

>MURS

I hope the inventor of the vuvuzela died a horribly painful death.

isn't he supposed to be shooting at his head?

Some of the fans have United shirts on. Saw a couple before kickoff. They were both Pakistani.

>MURS

>Murs

>tfw Jaap Stam will never two foot you

> People rate Olly Murs

gtfo

>Big Sam with flashbacks from the Sunderland season

>Hurr durr murr

>murs

which players currently on the field do you suppose have a foot fetish?

>Muhhhrs

It was shite, but Demi Lovato has a great voice, not gonna lie.

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what a fucking mug

>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Top kek

Is >MURS the new >Torres

going for a shit text me if anything good happens

07394762547

How long is the half time break in these matches? Might quickly go out and spend a tenner on dinner.

It sounds like a swarm of African killer bees so maybe something to do with that.

I'm a blunderland fan and this is literally us.

>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad

>DIVEIDS

what

This commentary makes me want to end myself

Olly Murs shagged my bird once. I didn't mind though.

Davids getting rekt

Davids takes this shit so weirdly seriously

Literal millionaire

Davids is going to break his legs for that

Humes is le pacey winger to the extremist

cuck

Same

>Chris "David Brent" Kamara

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Shephard is one of those washed up fuckers that takes this way too seriously. Patrick Kielty is another.

>having to explain why Edgar Davids wears glasses

Fuck off Clive.

Remember when Edgar Davids was Barnet player-manager and gave himself squad number 1, just because he could?

>Because there's no silver bullet to fix it once and for all, children should starve to death
You are a colossal dickbag

I hope you get flooded and nobody comes to help you, because it wouldn't solve the underlying problem

let's see some murderball

>Hacking someone down in a charity match

Same old England