cheeky molestation edition
/brit/
fuck cunts
The Labour Party is now a threat to our national security, our economic security and your family's security.
the gf
Jumping out for a Greggs then coming home and getting stoned
You lads want anything?
under a corbyn government, (You)s will become (We)s
chicken cornetto thanks
call someone a racist slur while you're there for me, would you mate
A gf.
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doing a listen
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Ah yes, the right wing of American media
gf
what would happen if the house of saud was all wiped out
I'm having a hard time dealing with this heat.
What's the ideal temperature?
10c with the sun out
what would happen if the house of fraser was all wiped out?
15 celcius with access to a blanket
22 celcius with no access to a blanket
28 degrees celsius
20-24
Theory: gas those that dissent
need a gf
40 celsius
disagree
cheese & onion pastie, ribena and a gingerbread
Theory: Assign innocence or guilt to individuals based not on their actions but on the group to which they belong
this is indeed a disturbing timeline we're living in
Got called a Christian in Greggs
hmmmmmm
Conjecture: displace, by force, the catholic of Ireland
sweater weather
was fucking rubbish working in the sun today let me tell you
was just buying gluten free bread in tesco extra when someone came up behind me and whispered "do not fuck with the yardies" in my ear in a strong cornish accent
when I turned around he was gone
they're called jumpers
>poleaboo hasn't been on steam in a week
>poleaboo hasn't been on hearthstone in a week
>poleaboo hasn't been on his blog in a week
bit worried
the government got to him
theory: the left used to be the ones who had funny memes, but now its the right
Sara: wife material
Aisha: gf material
Rosie: cum dump in the back of a nightclub material
The right invented memes
disagree
I'm surprised it was this arrest that broke him since he's actually innocent this time.
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>68143209
>tfw runtapoo killed himself and the police arrest everyone who told him to kill himself on /brit/
aha going to be a brilliant day
ah yes would very much enjoy a mentally ill communist wife
what was it arrested for?
what probably broke her was her dad's rant
>poleaboo got extradited from England to Scotland
>runts get extradited from Australia to England
hi
so they are going to arrest the whole of /brit/ then
>implying addiction exists
Just stop doing thing, haha.
what did he get arrested for?
makes sense though, if he were genuinely innocent the injustice would compel him
fingered a cat
im so glad australia was never part of the slave trade
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RIP in peace sweet princess
1 count of breach of bail
3 counts of "communications act" (emailing the university staff he wants to kill himself and asking the polish girls for help with his appeal)
hacking is possibly under investigation
Theory: the alt-right are the establishment now
>tfw we werent but we're such good boys that we let them escape to here and start villages
there are mandem in southern canada that have been there longer than most of the white people
>would compel him
to jihad, it's in his blood.
he never stood a fucking chance with that face lmao
me
is this actually him
hahaha holy shit
Anyone one who supports Brexit is really a cretin in so many ways... It's now a fight to save the country from the nightmare that these blind arrogant fools are leading us all in to
FENTON
FENTON
FENNNTON
FENNNTOOOON
FENNNNNNTOOOOOON
FENNNNNNTOOOOOOOOONN
FENNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN
FENNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN
man im kinda inclined to agree with this, at lea for shit like cigarettes
fucking come on mate just stop its not that hard
>her
Runt
just sitting here counting the minutes until I see the polish oneitis
what a sad existence
t. paid member of the liberal democrat party
Do you think poleaboo's dad found out about his "transition" and he's now 6 feet under the concrete in the back garden?
JESUS CHRIST
D E M
S U R G E
2020
Smoking one right now. Don't judge me you abo twat
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going to warehouse project tonight lads
i remember pmsl when my cuzzos from england showed me that vid
sausage bean melt and a yum yum
His family found the pills and clothes after the police raid but they're ignoring it.
Fantastic post
me and the bird
Is it ok to shop at J A C A M O
hi
yes
t. johnny vegas
>police raid
wtf bit over the top
>teeth
FOY
yeah it's the official /brit/ tailor of choice
she looks better here, reece looks like her hairstylist
yeah course mate, do you mind if I just squeeze past?
*tries to shimmy past you*
>being a considerate person is enough to get (You)s from alt-runts
l m a o
>reece looks like her hairstylist
hi.
Give me ur tinder bios
I need some tips
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Heh, not so fast
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reminder deano comes from a long line of deanos
aisha is just pure fucking filth
there is no way she wouldn't eat out your arse if you told her to
me and your gf
is are bradley wearing a hat you stupid frog?
this is true but I don't see why anyone would ever ask for that
thought that sara and aisha were the same person haha
Hurting feelings is a serious crime.
>68143449
girl has a honestly nothing special face but clearly quite a cracking bod
lad, well.. I just can't not think lads who clearly put THIS much effort in to their appearence are ponces.
Nothing wrong with cleaning up a bit, but trying to look like a premier leauge footballer is faggy as fuck, bin the tights for a start, and do your button up, this isn't miami vice you cunt