Copa América Centenario Group C - Jamaica vs Venezuela match thread

Starts in a bong

Ya mon

>Jamaica manager Winfried Schafer told the Sunday Gleaner. "All week, he has not trained. He partied in London and Thailand, but I am very happy he is here and maybe he can help (play) in the second match, but not the first match because it is too difficult."

t. Wes Morgan

Is this the /latsp/ thread?

Maybe we'll finally get a decent match

>Jamaica vs. Venezuela

Oh for fuck's sake.

No, this is the match thread.

does venezuela even have electricity

lmao

ok, shit match
/thread

You know it's true

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This woman BETTER HURRY UP WITH MY SANDWICH.

what the fuck

LO QUE APRENDI EN LA COPA AMERICA ES...

They used to, socialists literally looted the country and ruined it. Really sad tbqh.

POVERTY
O
V
E
R
T
Y

Que picardía papurri

prison food/10

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solo americanos pueden cometer 'handball'

which city is this one in

you can´t afford that juice with your weekly paycheck

I'm recovering from food poisoning...

CHI

>Wes Morgan not playing because he is in a constant state of hangover after Leicester won the EPL

KEK

Venezuela still exists?

We will lose 3 - 0 I tell ya

over / under one goal

Barely. On the verge of becoming literally a failed state.

una vela..........

Jamaicans aren't even as black as Colombians blacks

That ship sailed long ago m8

THAT DAMN COMMERCIAL WITH THE KID BLOWING THE WHISTLE SOUNDS LIKE MY HOUSE ALARM AND TRIGGERS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY

AND WHO THE HELL TOLD DAVID BECKHAM THE WAY TO SPEAK SPANISH IS TO PAUSE AFTER EVERY WORD

dont forget ask the players to steal toilet paper from the hotels so you can print more money

I played a shit Venezuelan team earlier this year.

We lost 6-1.

Venezuela will lose 2-0.

No hay nadie en el estadio.

CUTE!

the fuck flag is that?

Saint Lucia

se ve rico pa

post qts

>tfw the only good game is on at the same time as the NBA finals

Is this gonna devolve into vela posting again like yesterda.

never watched copa america game before , what to expect ?

lol I love soccer but it will never make it in america. unless the NFL or NBA goes completely under. All of our best athletes will always gravitate towards the sports that people watch. Kids in high school want to be popular by playing football basketball and baseball. No one plays soccer

Total boredom

not a chance, this game its irrelevant even for the players at the stadium right now
Mexico-Uruguay on the other hand

shit football

absolute fucking shit if yesterday is anything to go on

Hang in there m9.

from this particular match? nothing at all
mex-uru match should be better

>Venezuela vs Jamaica

What do you think?

you know that the players don't give a shit when there hasn't been a single chimpout so far

you guys says this but the extreme murderball and the shitton of goals are always on these matches

>tfw yuropoor
>tfw entertaining teams like Argentina, Chile, Mexico, Brazil, USA etc all have match start times like at 3 in the fucking morning
>tfw earliest games are Jamaica, Paraguay and the like

should I just stay up

1:1

Boredom, chimpouts, and memes.

Y el anime?

>living in Eurabia

There's your mistake, Ahmud.

These are two lower-tier teams, so expect a dull, physical match sadly.

'Best athlete' is kind of a canard. Soccer provides a realistic opportunity for smaller guys. Messi wouldn't make it in any American sport, for example.

Watching TyC Sports to wait for this match

>Pablo Guiñazu is in Talleres de Cordoba
>they just got promoted to the first division

>this fucker almost went to the 2014 World Cup

Sabella's memes, everyone

sup

>Mexico-Uruguay late game

Probably so.

what is life in Venezuela actually like?

>murderball and the shitton of goals are always on these matches
those normally happens from knock-outs on, first round matches are more a "i must not lose this shit' than 'i must win whatever it takes' games

MAD MAX
WITNESSED.

Guiñazu del 2008-2011 era un dios, uno de los mejores futbolistas en América junto a Neymar en esos tiempos.

>play fallout 3
>enter Megaton
its basically Caracas right now

The Mexiguay match should probably be a god one desu.

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shit, I haven't had running water since thursday and probably won't get any till tuesday

Good*

pic related

I fled from there to clean houses here and I've been better than ever

>Rolf Feltscher

wot?

>all those venezuelan qts

HNNNNGGGG

why did haiti and jamaica make it instead of the actually ok central american countries

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Reporting in.

If we beat Chile we can beat anyone.

KUKUKUMBIA

>still playing vizcarrondo

he chose Venezualan nationality over germany.
Martinez and Rincon are really good players and they performed good in this year serie a

I would say meme magic but you guys don't even have Morgan

>actually ok central american countries

like who?

>mfw 0-0 again

Thank god I didn't stay up for brazil.
For the love of fuck, let there be goals today.

Take that back.

Jamaica are definitely going to wreck VZ

>ok central american countries
name 3

last year Jamaica played well vs Argentina and decently the other matches.
Messi couldn't manage to score vs Jamaica.
>yfw you remember Dean "Ronaldito" Burton

because haiti and jamaica aren't that bad did you watch the gold cup?

guatemala fucking lost 7-1 to armenia a few days ago (armenia had not won a game in 2 years), nicaragua and el salvador have never been good, I am just surprised about honduras though

Guatemala or Honduras are more decent then at least haiti. haiti is like cuba tier.

Played well against Mexico in the Gold Cup and beat USA too. If we can play like we did in the last match against Chile we will win this match.

Unless Rondon turns GOAT

Jamaican chicano? How common are you guys?

can't be as bad as yesterday. right?

Are you in needed liberation?

You have no idea, Dudeweed.

On Sup Forums? Not very. Probably as rare as JA flags.

Murderball, diving, and zero action.

>it's a Greece starts posting about sleep episode

I want Jamaica to win, desu.

>that attendance

JUST

stream pls

>EMPTY
>M
>P
>T
>Y

Me too.