Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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あなたの好きなアニメは誰ですか?

Offensive rising sun flag

今季は、イゼッタがいいね

I wish there were a more natural way for me to learn Japanese. Grinding anki and grammar books totally kills my interest after a few weeks. I wish I had a cool Japanese friend to talk to daily to pick up on the language over time. It wouldn't be as stressful.

Hello Korean
Enjoy your life in Norway?

youtube.com/watch?v=_4BLiOP1aaY
beautiful friday night

きんいろちんぽ

グンタイニイルトキキムヘイチョウノチンコヲスッタコトアルケドカナリイイケイケンダッタ(●´ω`●)

I like to harass this thread. They have taught me many new words like ちんぽ

あのさあ…

今期はユーフォニアム

>natural way
I can talk to you like you are my baby as you suck on my tit for milk.

How do I call someone a faggot in Japanese?

宮田ちゃん

お、おう
よかったな……

この前ズリダチとタイマン勝負したことを書くぜ

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=uWbXQQG9B6c

イイネ(≧▽≦)

>I like to harass this thread.
>They have taught me many new words like ちんぽ
you mean you like to be harassed by random japanon

宮田ちゃんと一致するのだ

As long as it helps me learn.

かっこええやろ

Nigga please
youtube.com/watch?v=OaSEGZ3Xe_E

私はあなたから学びます! 私に先輩を教えてください!

アホ

Exchanging body fluids with native Japanese speakers improves your Japanese exponentially.

>german """""""""rap"""""""""

what a slut

if you ask that, go to DJT
We need not to use Grinding anki
男根
陰茎
陽物
and so on
京アニ教、強し
まあ、 京アニは来季に期待
ペットの娘が、もっとエロエロしていたら
いいのに
とりあえず
貼ろ
ええね

Thank you, but is there an insult that actually implies that he is a homosexual?
like faggot or schwuchtel in german

ナニカモンダイデモ

別に…

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There is a word オカマ(okama), but calling someone a homo is not really works well as an insult in Japan. You can say that but it sounds kind of funny.

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How's your stomach?
I suppose you are feeling better now.

It will take you an extremely long time if you expect to get good by just talking to someone and "picking it up over time"

>pixelization
Does not count.

Could be worst
Still hurt a bit because I haven't eat shit since last night

1性的に男が好き
2女の格好をしている
3自分は女だと思っている
4性的に女は好きじゃない。
ホモって言っても色んなパターンがあるよね。

Saved. Thanks.

まゆゆ厳しい…(´・ω・`)

。がある文とない文は何が違うの?

ニホンハカンコクノヨウニ文科はシュウギョウガムズカシイカナ?
ニホンエリュウガクシヨウカッテオモッテル。
センコウハガイゴニスルツモリヨ、ロシアゴトカアラビアゴトカインドネシアゴナド、ドウ?

お前漢字もひらがなも使えるのにカタコトっぽく書くのやめーや
見づらい

何も違わない。統一した方がいいね。

アナタのホモはどれかしら?
アタシは3

>ロシアゴトカアラビアゴトカインドネシアゴ
is it useful for your job in the future?

あんまりネット掲示板では。使わないかな
板によるけど浮く

>youtube.com/watch?v=UKjj4hk0pV4

japs will never understand how masterful this song is

アタシ1と4、2と3の違いが分からないわ
でもそういうものなのねきっと

How useful is a computer science bachelor's in japan?

I had to choose between IT and computer science. Opted for computer science.

It's no STEM degree, but i'm hoping I can make it work.

句点つけない癖ついちゃうと嫌だから、句点を付けてる。
仕事のメールとかでも、急いで書くとそういう癖ってでちゃうんだよね。

>comp sci
>not STEM

pass the blunt nigga

>illmatic
no thanks

別にいいと思うよ
単芝は駄目みたいな風潮と同じようなもん

ニホンゴヘタダカラ
さあ?進路もまだ決めなかったし、ただ外語学ぶこと好きだから(・ε・)

ホモって多様性を訴えている割には、みんな似たり寄ったりなのよ…

I'm wondering if I should put my finger in my ass or not.

In my research, Japan accepts a computer science bachelor's degree for an engineering-class work visa.

I didn't want STEM because it wasn't closer to my personal skillset. I'm good with computers and want to work with them.

STEM is a meme. I don't want to be a teacher.

use my dick instead

1,2,3,4が全部Yesの人も、YesとNoが混在してる人もいるってこと。
例えば心は女だけど性的には女が好きなレズっていう人、心身共に男だけど仕事で女装してる人。
男も女も好きないわゆるバイ、逆に男も女も性的に愛せない人。
ホモと言っても奥が深い。

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ホモ博士ですか?

>pass the blunt nigga

it's mine, back off

>being a programmer in japan

kek, it's a special kind of hell, imagine working double the time for half the pay. Entry level for programmers at rakuten(jap amazon) is $30,000, aka a fucking pittance jej

Stay in the US, weeb.

post your meilleur song, jacque

I love mishima's novels. he was a genius like oscar wilde.

youtube.com/watch?v=3EfMMNTD1x4

日本に来るのに、日本語を学ばないのか?

>oscar wilde.
both were gay

i'm sure that largely depends on what company you're working for.

Computers are very popular in japan, especially in the mobile scene. There will be good paying jobs in that field somewhere.

The trick is going to be finding a job that will sponsor me while giving decent pay. But i'll worry about that after I at least have my associate's.

But are you reccomending I switch to STEM?

む、難しいわね...
>男も女も性的に愛せない人
これもホモの範疇なのね...何だか禅問答の様相を呈してきたわ
解説ありがとう

what do you think of 語学留学?

>Entry level for programmers at rakuten(jap amazon) is $30,000

$30,000/year?

I'll take it. I'm currently getting $10,000/year between my two jobs.

If i can make my life work on 10k/year, i'll be able to make 30k/year work wonders.

Well i don't mind. i love them a lot. except their notions.

Remove gaijins!

マツコ・デラックスの番組で、おかまバーの企画やってて、その時に妻子もいるけど女装してるって人がいたんだよ。
それが考えるきっかけになった。

韓国人が日本に求職する時日本語専攻はメリットがないと思う
日本語は今もなかなかできるんだし

>$30,000/year
>good

fucking hell why do all the dumb weebs come here.

Stay in the US and get a comfy DB admin position at like $60k, weeb, why are you so desperate to go to japan?

bredy gud, j'approve

Money isn't the path to happiness, friend.

There is indeed a diference between financial happiness and social happiness. In life you can only choose one.

It's true that you don't go to Japan to make money. That is why America is the "Land of Opportunity"".

But there is another kind of happiness that exists, outside the realm of money.

日本で就職するなら、ロシア語もアラビア語もインドネシア語もあまり役に立たないと思う。
韓国語ができるなら、中国語やれば外国人の多い小売店とかホテルでは働けるかもしれない。

only one of those posters is me, you jew. what degree do i pick to make money there REEEEEE

Why do you take care? It is not your business.

should I open a youtube channel?

You don't

So going slaving away for 12+ hours daily in japan is your vision of happiness?

Seriously don't waste your time, just go on holiday.

finance/law with a 4.0 GPA plus related extra-curriculars + internships and connections

Stay in the US, bust your ass off for 10-20 years, make partner/M&A and then take yearly vacations to japan and stop being a dumb weeb

The jap economy has been stagnant for a decade now, and salaries are decreasing.

it IS my business, to save stupid weebs from themselves

やっぱ中国語を学ばないといけないのか《゚Д゚》

Yes.

>Seriously don't waste your time, just go on holiday.

And that's where your lack of research shows.

Japan doesn't offer Holiday Working Visa's to Americans. Maybe now you understand my hell. The only way even work in japan as an american is to fully commit.

韓国で日本の韓流おばさんの相手すれば?

何の仕事がしたいかにもよるけど、
語学力を生かしたいなら、中国語が一番堅実だね。

>lack of research

oh you poor, poor thing.

btw i'm a brit, I mean a """"""""vacation"""""""""

Basically, let me sum up your logic for you, since you're too dumb to do it yourself

>get degree
>go to japan to not only live in worse conditions, but to work double the hours, for half the pay and literally have no future in japan or your home country because japs don't promote foreigners, also doesn't speak japanese thus severely limiting any job he could possibly get considering compsci majors are a dime a dozen thesedays(weebs and compsci are like bread and butter)
>you are literally choosing this over staying in america and getting a comfy programming job with good pay, where you can be near your family and friends, and exist in a culture you actually know and fit in to

i'm aware of the risks, you fucking frog. but life is about ignoring the risks and giving it your best shot anyways. if I sit on my butt for the rest of my life thinking about how hard my dream is, nothing will change. Life won't change.

This is about more than money. It's about me, as a person. You chose the wrong person to argue with, friend.

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Are you familiar with Japanese thing? Did you work in Japan in the past?

Just screencap that post and save it on your PC

Jap please, I know more about japan than you do

>I know more about japan than you do
Why? How?