/heem/ cockhold edition

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Who /Silverback/ here?

ebin :^)

>he waited for hours, constantly pressing f5 to make sure he posted the new thread before that meanie autism op did
top kek

>He missed the best fight of the year

ngannou

Btrock will get the fuck beat out of him by whoever, just like his last 3 fights.

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>jon

master thong

>Bork's back
>Mcgoobers rematch happening
>Bisbong wins title via KO
>DC still coming for dat dick
It's a good time to be a fite fan

Some Brock webms for you

Lesnar vs overeem
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Brock vs Cain with spinny Lesnar
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Someone upload these pls, on mobile.

eire

>sperg is mad he can't make a shit op nobody will read

>implying there is anything wrong with that

that doesn't look like Kim vs Reyes

NO NEW CHAMPIONS TONIGHT

Almost as butthurt as Ariel eh?

Who do y'all think Bork is going to fight? Will they give him a top 10 guy? I think itll be someone like Derrick Lewis

>sperg is so mad that someone didn't put shitty memes in the op, he waited hours to post a shit thread 30 posts early
TOP KEK
O
P
KEK

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Is this guy the GOAT trainer?

>that face Brock makes after the liver kick
oh my

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There is no need to be upset, you can make the next one...

If you're fast enough ;^)

Probably Hunt since he is available and has some name value

>I did nothing unethical
>spoiled the Brock return for millions if fans

Lol this goof

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From years of watching Master Thong seems to know what's up. But the dynamic between him and Faber is weird. TAM fighters who listen to Thong seem to do fine for the most part. But Faber doesn't seem to listen to anything his corner tells him. Doesn't help Justin Bulzkhots or whatever his name is there either.

get fucked, dana shill

>early posting new thread wars

Please let the autism end

Lewis is already fighting Nelson.

Probably Magomedov or Oliynik

Redditors BTFO

>But on this night, Bisping and Rockhold sat in front of the media and engaged in an acidic exchange that culminated with the new champ flinging a homophobic slur at the man he’d just dethroned.

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they told Hunt-o to be on stand by

The cockhold ko has yo be the most brutal mma ko I've seen. Sure I've seen guys get their head took off and smashed while they lay lifeless but the way cockhold's head was bobbling around with every punch looked savage. His neck must feel stiff today

Did Adan sneak into America?

>let the autism end
I don't think there is a cure. You'll just have to kill yourself to achieve that ;^)

Does Ariel even have a journalistic ethics statute, internal ombudsman? If either yes or no, he should shut the fuck up.

Do you think it was a weak point related to his recent surgery?

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>;^) overuse

get back to topic, or I will report fyi

>most brutal mma ko I've seen.

Damn you must be a huge casual then. That was just perfect placement from Bisping. That shot didn't pack that much power anyway, it just landed on the right spot.

This beer doesn't look like Bud Light™

>ellipses
>le epin troll face
you're just embarrassing yourself m8
i would bet actual money you're underage

remember when Cain beat Brock and everyone thought he was going to be some long term GOAT, then he ended up being mediocre, losing immediately to Junior and then Werdum later.

Man that was enjoyable watching Mexican casuals get so built up and then have it all come crashing down soon after.
[spoiler]the same is going to happen to Bongs when Bisping gets destroyed[/spoiler]

Nah man, ever been hit with a good liver shot?

That's exactly how you react. Bit of a delayed impact sometimes, then your body freezes up.

was /HEEM/ around for Brock vs. Overeem?

Top lad, can you upload the other 2 as well?

>Bizzy KO'ing Rockhold is the most brutal KO

Hector Lombard got literally murderdeathkilled 2 fights prior or did you miss that?

/heem/ was made after Silva/Anderson 2

>Tfw your boy won in dominating fashion
>Tfw your boy is the casual filter
>Tfw your boy is the least hit fighter in the fight game

>new champ flinging a homophobic slur at the man he’d just dethroned.

When was that?

Can you guys really blame Rockhold for being butthurt? I mean he just got heem'd by Michael fucking Bisping of all people, he will never hear the end of it...

>he gets embarrassed on Sup Forums
Lmao @ your """""""life""""""""
We are tangentially speaking ;^)
Anyone else want to see Schaub bulk back up and fight Bork?

>Silva/Anderson 2

What did he mean by this?

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LUKE ˝THE WERDUM˝ ROCKHOLD

>homophobic

I hate that you can't say faggot, queer, peterpuffer, or even cockmonger anymore without being automatically labeled.

I need to get some rest

>tfw your boy is just as autistic and offputting as you are

Corey Anderson vs Shogun II is in the works for UFC 204

The best boxing matches >>>>>>> The best MMA scraps

Do you think getting heemed by bisping us worse than getting heemed by McGregor? Both troll you to fuck if they beat you

>peterpuffer,

GOAT fight

>mom just texted to ask if brock coming back is true

>he doesn't remember when Anderson fought himself in the cage....TWICE
fucking casual

Bout > Match > Brawl > Scrap > Scuffle

What a bunch of sensitive faggots

How /#hype/ will you be when Enter Sandman hits at 200?

What did Hendo mean by this?

Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire, Rockhold's chin is terrified
Bispings on fire

na na na na na na na na na

>Jeff Wagenheim

This is the same guy who said he could no longer watch Yoel Romero fight because of the "No for gay Jesus" debacle.

"I don't think you'll be leaking any more news, from inside this shower, Mr. Helwani"

Post boxing matches in the last 10 years since the UFC has hit it's stride that are more entertaining in any way then top UFC bouts.

>wake up
>it wasn't a dream
>bisbong is actually the champ

what the fuck

>my feet hurt
>I heem'd this guy
>tfw no trt

Canelo vs Khan

Dude anyone would rather get heem'd by mcgreggor, Bisping was forever known as pillowfists until last night and most likely will lose belt to Jacare or weidman, {both would lose to Rockhold}. Bisping has my respect though

He could heem every there

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why do shitlibs love gays so much?

It's so surreal seeing Bisbong sitting there with the belt.

>they thought Uriah Hall was going to KO Silva just because he lost to Bisping

jeff bezos owns that paper he's a cuck

Rockhold's chin is terrified cause Bisping's on fire*

dan is seeing a belt he can win

I could heem every here

looks like inside he's laffin
Bisping being a champ is pretty much a joke to anyone outside of the UK.
Especially when old man Hendo already knocked his head off, gotta be a little extra funny for him.

So you guys feel bad for Ariel? He was probably told Brock was coming back by someone high up in confidence because he wouldn't spoil the surprise. But then he spoils the surprise. All the media attention,the people in the arena, the reaction of all of those around the world watching live (including the freakout on /heem/), the social media response blowing up. And Ariel ruined it for the UFC. For a little bit of attention. Now he's crying about being banned. He probably took millions away from the UFC. Fuck him.

>tfw watched bendo since his wec debut
>tfw he sounds punch drunk now

That picture reminds me...

Not only should the British celebrate their new champion, but atheists should as well.

I'm sure people like Dawkins are thrilled.

>someone's mom knows who brock is
>some idiot was arguing with me last night saying brock isn't a draw

holloway would destroy el tapo in a rematch

I think i just read a piece on this guy on theringer.com....? didn't Rockhold say he wasn't even going to train for him?

she's in her 60s btw

Bradley-Provodnikov
Matthyse-Molina Jr.
Vargas-Miura
Ortiz-Berto
Segura-Calderon
Glowacki-Huck
Marquez-Diaz
Marquez-Pacquaio IV
Vasquez-Marquez II
Vasquez-Marquez III

Etc etc

friend texted me asking if Lesnar is good at UFC

lel

>He probably took millions away from the UFC

um...how? it's still a huge announcement

all he did was steal their thunder, he didnt cost them money. but they are still pissed