NFL GENERAL: Karma is a Bitch Edition

DEN:Talib released from hospital after being shot
NYJ:Christian Hackenberg struggling at Jets OTAs
NE:Dion Lewis (ACL) says rehab 'going well'
GB:Jared Cook (foot surgery) sidelined for OTAs
PHI:Pederson: Sam Bradford will be Week 1 starter
NO:Saints to use Michael Thomas as 'big slot' WR
SF:Bruce Ellington working as 49ers slot WR
JAC:Jaguars lock up Hurns for 4 yrs, $40 million
GB:Jordy Nelson (ACL) calls himself game ready
SEA:Christine Michael on the roster bubble?
PHI:Wentz 'further along' than coach anticipated
CLE:Barnidge underwent sports hernia surgery Thu

First for Lions and Michigan State not winning a championship ;_;

>nth for forced memes

...

Yeah MSU blew their shot last year. They lost a lot of players but I have faith they will be an alright team next season. Dantonio is a good coach and I like Tyler O'Connor. Should still be a 8-10 win team next season.

As for the Lions I'm just glad they are building up the trenches. If Quinn drafts smart they could be a pretty good team in the near future. I really don't like Caldwell though.

5th for Talib being a bitch who needs assistance and Plaxico being a GOAT who can DIY

When is Von next?

Rostle EWLSN

Keep the bantz coming

ristle witsen

Talon really must be the best CB in the game.

That nigger can even catch a bullet.

>Be CB
>get shot

Panthers: 13-3
Vikings:12-4
Cardinals:11-5
Giants:10-6
Seahawks:9-7
Packers:8-8

Patriots:12-4
Raiders:11-5
Texans:10-6
Jaguars:9-7
Steelers:8-8
Bengals:7-9

>panthers doing well after that super bowl

nah man the panthers are broken

>wildcard teams that weak

I don't think it's even possible

>falling for the Raiders and Jags hype
lel

The Giants are going to be Dream Team 3.0. All that free agent money won't amount to shit and Jerry Reese will get fired.

>everyone thinks the panthers will win 7 games
>they win 12

>everyone now thinks the panthers will win 12 games
>they win 7

>everyone now thinks the panthers win 7 games
>they win 15

>everyone now thinks the panthers win 15 games

Gee where have I fucking seen this stupid fucking logic before?

Bravo general public
Bravo Sup Forums

IT'S FUCKING DARRENT WILLIAMS ALL OVER AGAIN

what do you think happened with Aquib?

why did the shooter wear the mask?

who?

Speaking of forced memes

lol ur a manlet

>people actually think the vikings will be over .500 next year

>chiefs and broncos
>both at or below 7-9
unrealistic t b h famalam

correct

Broncos are shit this year senpai.

Daily reminder the chargers gon b gud

Butt status:prepped

They dont have any HOF players that are going to retire, no reason to refball them into a championship.

I mean look at the lack of refball for the Ravens after the murderer retired.

Last year's Broncos were probably the worst team to ever win the Super Bowl.

They were a first down from being swept by the Raiders FFS.

Im actually dumbfounded by the people who claim the Broncos would have never won the superbowl if Osweiller kept starting.
Manning played fucking awful.

Osweiler doesn't have the wiles and football IQ. That's advantage enough to consider it. He's been on that stage before, you can be certain the moment won't be too big for him. Osweiler doesn't have the experience or the hardware to prove he can handle the biggest stretch of games the entire year. They had to go through Pittsburgh and New England. Osweiler beat NE once, but twice in a season is almost unheard of.

Both QBs would have won that game against the Panthers the way Peyton played. There's just no guarantee Osweiler would have gotten them there or wouldn't have played worse. You take the guy you can trust and Osweiler wasn't that guy.

They never would have won the Super Bowl if the NFL wasn't instructing refs to fix games in their favor to let Peyton go out with another ring.

They did the same thing when Lewis was retiring, and they'll do the same for Brady.

>They did the same thing when Lewis was retiring

why cant people accept the ravens had one of the best defenses in the league at the time?

Flacco was on fire the entire post season run and people just say >PI (out of complete assmad retardation)

So, 30 for 30 is doing a 5-part special on OJ.

Because the league covered up PED use by Lewis

bruh most players in the NFL use PEDs

The NFL doesnt cover up blatant substance use, brought to the media by a whistleblower, for a player who healed from an injury 8 months early.

Dolphins

>Team basically intact from last year
>Defensive backfield found the fountain of youth
>Kelvin Benjamin back

If they beat the Broncos Week 1 I don't see how anyone can stop them.

>implying they can recover after being so utterly fucked during a super bowl

it's gonna take another season before they get over the PTSD from that defeat.

The league is fixed duh. Jesus bro enjoy the game.
>non reviewable "penalties" that alter games
>super secret never revealed hidden formula for giving out compensatory draft picks
>uneven irrational fines/suspensions
>a salary cap that really doesn't matter
>people on pay roll who are "street free agents" for teams hired as "trainers or training personel"
>random players drug tested at random times
>playoff system that gives out 4 top seeds based on geography rather than record

Come on bro. When you see Vick get laid out with no flag then Brady get phantom hit then flop and flag comes out it should have been obvious

Enjoy the game

Friendly reminder that all Brady haters are either pathetic nu male manlets or butthurt jiggaboos

I dont disagree

Saints winning an owl right after Katrina.
Packers winning with the lock out impending, while pushing the "New Americas Team" on the second biggest NFL fanbase (and most spread out fanbase) in the league.

There is always fishy shit going on.
The only deluded people are people like this

>Saints winning an owl right after Katrina

>Saints winning an owl right after Katrina
m8 I wouldn't say 4 years after is "right after".

>first season in the brand new renovated superdome

That's not what you said, faggot.

Anyone else think Eric Reid is underrated? He's an amazing tackler.

You are right, but its what I meant. The hype surrounding the renovation was unreal, the Katrina talk that had died down came back hard that season.
The "storyline" was heavy

How many more years do you guys think Vinatieri has left in him?

12

Lets hope you are right

Until he receives a dirty hit.

>they doubted Curry

Curry was pretty nonexistent again in game 2, but 18 points is still good

Warriors in 4, the cavs have lebron and the warriors have a team

>floor squeak season is almost over

soon. soon.

>Jerry Reese will get fired

YES!

>The Giants are going to be Dream Team 3.0. All that free agent money won't amount to shit

pls no

Nah. The guys they signed were legit. Eagles have a new he and are a cluster fuck. Romo is made out of glass plus that d sucks. Cousins will have a hard schedule and eat shit.

Giants will win the division. Bet on it. Bet cash

>Giants
Worst team in the nfc East standings wiith the least impressive offseason
Not happening m8 it will be the redskins

Uhuh signed a top rated run stuffing ft who can also rush the passer top rated de pass rusher (look at qb hits, sacks and pressure), above average young cb, drafted a solid cb, plus healthy improving o line and top tier wr core now

Gnats have them most talent in the division easy and depth

That's gotta be a shop right?

nice

B R E H

All u niggers are wrong
Cousins will shit the bed against good teams
Eagled are rebuilding from chip lelly

Cowboys - Gnats
QB - cowboys
Hb- cowboys
Wr- cowboys
Oline - cowboys
D line - giants (muh free agents +everyone suspended)
Lb - cowboys
Secondary -cowboys

>the oakland dubs will have multiple championships from their current players before the sacramento kings even get one

>tfw the dubs will bless the raidniggers with a super bowl farewell season before they go to vegas

>Wr- cowboys

>DL: Giants
>LB: cowboys
heh

So had an awkward moment today, pretty sure my affinity for jerking off just cost me an inheritance... Talking baseball with my grandfather, Orioles vs Yankees rivalry comes up and we're talking pitchers. I go to mention Masahiro Tanaka and instead call him Hitomi Tanaka, my grandpop googles that name looking for stats and instead finds a Japanese porn star, awkward silence ensues since my grandpop hates nips and is super fucking religious.

kek

Obviously you can't bring it up yourself but you need to think of a plausible-enough explanation for the unlikely event that someone brings it up. Depending on the religiousness and racism of your Granddad this could potentially be difficult. But it has to be done. You can't get caught speechless on this twice.

No. I'm just going to have to kill him before he has a chance to write me out of the will. Is rat poison tasteless?

I assume that you're joking.

The best move, now that I think about it, is to get yourself a white girlfriend as soon as possible and make sure he knows about it.

No shop. It was a pun. It's Julie cash before she got cellulite. Great 3 years then :(
Qb romo can't stay healthy so Giants
Hb- I'll give to cowboys
Wr- Giants easy
Cowboys line although gnats moving up
D line gnats
Lb - gnats/cowboys tie
Secondary gnat easy
Coaches Garett lol captain 8-8 versus new coach who seems competent so gnats

So gnats win

Was already on thin ice bro because my last GF, one I dated for a year and a half was Blasian. I think he knows I'm a race traitor

Post moar

>hype

Hey Patrick Star I always wondered, whats it like living under a rock?

I actually think the Redskins will win 10 or 11 games this year. While no one was looking they've started to collect some real talent.

Dude it's Julie cash. Just google Julie cash. Best scene is her and Mandingo in Mandingo massacre.
Meh. Imo cousins was very lucky towards the end of the season. They got a line now, but it's going to be hard to go 10-6 with the schedule

What are some good football related podcasts (if any) you guys listen to Sup Forums?

>Best scene is her and Mandingo in Mandingo massacre.

They've also got a magnificent set of pass-catchers and may have fixed their secondary in a single offseason.

>playing madden as Saints
>Vs Dolphins
>Down by 3 with :05 left
>hail mary to wide open receiver
>teammate tackles me
>lose
JUST

>Bengals
>7-9
2010 wants its memes back

1. Move the Sticks
2. Around the NFL
3. DDFP

Used to just listen to DDFP but get sick of the timewasting. Damashek is pretty funny but I usually just stick to Move the Sticks and sometimes Around the NFL

R8

Steelers won't win more than 8 games

Steelers won 10 games without Roeth and Bell for a fair portion of the season. They lost some good players and have a pretty tough schedule though so I think they are a team who's record could vary a lot

7-9 at worst, 13-3 at best

Nice unbiased opinion there.

How's Paxton doing?

I just don't think they're a good team snook

Probably the most accurate predictions all off season, good job, user.

He still wants out of his chickenshit outfit

It's probably possible, but it's completely retarded. In the very weakest years since 2002, they were still at least a few games above .500. The dumbass you're responding to has them at 32-32. Completely unrealistic.

Chances of the Texans being the first team to play and win in their home stadium in the owl against the 14-2 NFC Champion Panthers?

I mean they've got a vulnerable secondary yeah, but the Killer Bs should be more than enough to at least nab a wild card in an open division and an even more open conference

>Eagles have a new hc and are a cluster fuck
>giants have a new hc and are ___________

Ben and Bell need to prove they can stay healthy for me to take them seriously, especially with that awful defense of theirs. People forget how shitty Roethlisberger was last year, and that was with Bryant, Miller and Brown

>saints
>hail maries
nah

Would you rather have a catch like or like David Tyree in the Superb Owl but do nothing else in your football career, or bust a nut in

the catch in my post was called back btw bud
perhaps you mean something like this

Notice how no European sports figures ever get shot. Or Australian. Or Canadian. It's almost like having 300 million guns in the country is a bad thing. Like if all those guns disappeared, you wouldn't have random athletes getting shot for stupid reasons. Almost like hardcore gun regulation actually fuckin works.