/brit/

Congratulating Officer Alan Horujko Edition

Made out with some thicc blonde at the bar last night

>people who've put their deccies up already

Re-install Stellaris or watch some films, lads? both involve drinking

Honestly just glad that there isn't some public outcry at the guy.
Still funny how people are using this incident as a chance to talk about gun control.

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*takes in 600,000 immigrants a year whether we need them or not*

ah yes very tolerant

>Alan Horujko

Proper American name that

Stellaris, and play with the most silly mods you can find.

>half anglo half slav
kill me

popping to tesco soon to replenish my biere d'or, going to get absolutely off my face tonight

you lads want anything?

non shitty yank edition

*takes a very cautious approach*

ah yes very moderate

nah thats not too bad
>100%
oh my...
*bashes your head in with a rock*

350g pilgrims choice mature cheddar ta

cornetto

You'll be fine lad

Cromwell did nothing wrong though

fucked it

Off my arse

back home to the comfy anonymity of the British flag lads

now I can shitpost and samefag uncontrollably and you'll never know it's me

On my arse

anyone know what this mong is trying to say?

is today a good time to get drunk with the lads on /brit/?

Off my arse.

Your concern is just to bring discomfort my friend, and your policy is just a little red,

no because I will be off getting drunk with normies

legs are absolutely exhausted from all the squats i did today

also all the sex i've been having with your mum

ok who is this?

>Canadians
>In MY /brit/?
it's more likely than you think, get your free anti-Leafposter scan now!

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feels like I'd be setting myself up for a massive put-down if I said

Eating pizza in bed lads

if someone does a sync yeah

pics

good image

*notices your post*
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did she deserve to go to jail?

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he's not white so yes

a lot of head bashing with rocks going on recently

i'll just say nothing and assimilate like a good immigrant

I eat with my mouth open

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it's white people's fault

how the fuck else would you get the food in?

Post her IG
Is he in jail?

>when liverpool turns purple

didn't have to get your gf to pose with it

looks like some top quality pizza
noice

good lad and considering it's woking you can't do much harm in regards to voting

im really feeling the 80's aesthetic lads

yeah he got v& cause the polish bints read his blog and found out he was sending them the phishing emails

bent double in hysterics at this post

fabian delph?

really needing a jewish gf lads

literally no one will care and some girls will probably dig your accent
half the white people have an irish grandparent anyway, just don't mention the IRA or troubles

Any proof?

fuck off poleaboo trying to force yourself as a topic of conversation

>Apply for dream job
>Hear nothing back
>See dream job re-advertised weeks later
>Phone up to ask if I can reapply, they ask whether I got an interview or rejection email
>Tell them I received neither
>Tell me that can't be right and say 'sorry your application must have fallen through the cracks'

Why am I so fucking unlucky lads?

>obtain masters degree
>sign up for JSA whilst I apply for grad schemes and internships related to my field
>2 weeks in the cheeky bastards make me come in DAILY for 10 minutes to give me an indeed.com handout
>will cut my benefit if i miss any of these sessions or come late to two. (so it's clearly just a way of getting people sanctioneD)
>now they've decided to elongate the sessions to work on CVs, so these daily sessions are 30 minutes long
>meanwhile I literally have to prepare an essay to present at a job interview in under 2 weeks time

i don't get it, the reason greggs and waitrose and cardfactory don't accept my (runt job) CV isn't because i've formatted it wrong. It's because they know i'm a student and they know i'm going to fuck off as soon as possible. they also know that volunteering at some event at uni and school work experience in a café is nothing compared to the deanos and deanettes who've actually been working in retail and hospitality since they've left school.

yet they insist that they waste my time, and actually hamper my chances to get my foot onto the career ladder.

Literally no difference genetically between brits and irishmen

is it true that you can become the most powerful being in the world by doing 100 pushups, situps, and squats and running 10km every day for 3 years?

isn't horujko a serb name

not a single character

These posts?

Shan't be reading them

probably but who got time for that

you'd be amazed how often shit like that happens
every company ever is just unenthusiastic workers fudging their way through

I'd appreciate it if you did.

h-hi

3:05 AM

hey.

Yeah if you wouldn't mind not posting your green text, particularly about jobs, directly after mine that would be great.

Also, I know it sucks, but I found it best to do without the money whilst I was in that situation rather than to try and jump through their hoops. It's exactly what they want but they just get more and more pissy.

Mine wanted me to do an unpaid internship with a locksmith company even though I had arranged to do one with a PR company. Go figure.

a-alri

3:06 AM

had some terrifying nightmares last night

really fucking mad how your brain can make the perfect psychological horror film and fuck you up

For all the obese losers that said I was lying about having a nice jaw line, here it is

top is a gubmint ID which is why there are those lines through it

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@431
the state of this post

sleep paralysis is worse because there are goddamn demons in your room and you can't move

I lies mate, I actually read both in full

haha you've been ruminating about this for hours. grow up, faggot.

Do they have Fruitopia in the UK?

>finally get home
>wank
>fall asleep
>wake up an hour later
>wank again

Terrible from the side, sort it.

>work in 25 minutes

just

i dont want to go lads

Enjoy wageslavery

ill turn your jaw into a quadratic after i've squared it you runt

same lad
fucking dreading it desu

Post a screenshot from your favourite porno, lads.

What do you do la?

going to ask the work gf to become my work wife tonight

see , How so? its a near 90 degree angle

Im not much into fighting, are you irish?

liverpool

yeah heard everyone gets sleep paralysis at least once in their lives

this is a good thing user

how? why? what?

pls be scouse

no he's australian you daft bastard

*sips a glass of cold Kiwi Karma*

Mhmm...

h-hi lads

was asking if he had mick blood