Tell me about American "wrestling". Why even someone watch this crappy performance instead of real wrestling or MMA?

Tell me about American "wrestling". Why even someone watch this crappy performance instead of real wrestling or MMA?

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a better question, why arent you watching lucha?

Real fighting is boring and usually ends in a decision

Wrestling is actually excited and has interesting storylines.

Would you rather watch an action movie or a documentary?

Honestly if there's one person on Sup Forums I could kill by pressing a button it would be you.

If EVERYONE who enjoyed American "wrestling" died, the world would be a marginally better place. Consider it.

>Being too pleb to appreciate modern theater.

t. manchildren

also MEME FIGHT TOMORRROW NIGHT YEEE

I have always been told it is like a soap opera for men

they must be hooked, like people who have been buying the same comic for decades.

Because it's far more entertaining, even though it's scripted.

>Kurwa Street Wrestling

i cannot understand why people watch this honestly.

in my experience, the people that are really into mandrama are white trash.

who knows what white trash do what they do

>Why even someone watch this crappy performance instead of real wrestling or MMA?
First of all, you need to work on your english some more.
Second of all, I watch it exclusively for the /asp/ memes.

You know what happens to people who post that weird looking dude...

It's alright, Boxing and the "Big Four" are far more entertaining, though.

Please have sex

Because it's entertaining i guess. I'm also pretty sure the crowd is not very bright on average. MMA or wrestling is ofcourse far superior because it includes skill and isn't scripted.

Seek sunlight

you know nothing about pro wrestling
watch wrestlemania 17 tag team match and some mma where two guys sniffing their asses and compare

Tell me about American "wrestling". Why do they wear the masks?

It's a drama with wrestling, it's no worse than the ridiculous soaps old women watch.
It's not something I enjoy but it's a petty thing to be elitist about.

Too much kayfabe and not enough botches in real sports.

It's like shitposting on Sup Forums. It's stupid, provocative, grossly exaggerated but it's also fun. A meaningless spectacle to spend some time with mixed with some escapism

Lucha > Wrestling

For the suplexes, of course. I can't see them in the MMA

Kek

That spot was crazy. I didn't expect to see it in the WWE

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HULKMANIA BROTHER

trump is going to take down other leaders who don't work with him

youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc&t=5s

Is mma becoming popular in Mexico?
I would imagine it would be considering how many good boxers and tkd fighter come out of there.

even though both people know exactly what they are doing this doesnt look possible to perform without severely hurting yourself

>implying

>We've uncovered live footage

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If not done correctly, these kinds of stunts can be life threatening.

Careers last even shorter in the Joshi wrestling scene.

That's what dangerous spots are about, google "Shane McMahon elbow drop" and you'll see how far superstars go to put on a good show.

I know how safe WWE plays. At the end of the day, the wrestlers are their investments, so it's reasonable that they won't let them do crazy stuff

It's like a play with athleticism. Dunno why some people hate it so much.

F

>yfw he's the billionaire owner's son and could just chill and live comfortably
>instead he chooses to leap across wrestling rings and fall from 4-5 story heights and get dropped on his head on concrete many times and thrown through glass

>captcha: calle beanville

Find me a better wrestler in any country, at any point in time.
Thought so.

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Not even close.

Jericho would wipe the floor with him, he beat Jewberg and Lesnar in separate backstage fights, he's a true beast.

I don't think you understand the full extent of Billy's powers.

mma is boring

Seems like a worthy opponent for JeriGOAT.