/brit/

Banana Republic edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=qnZMLfanFfc
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

/cum/

There's a black Santa at Mall of America lads

Inshallah brothers

NO NOT THE LEAF

JANNY SAVE US

that's Krampus you plebe

kay-on

who else /liestogetoutofsocialising/ here?

abortion is fine
weed is fine
gays are fine
immigration is fine
religion is shit

Been watching all the terminators for the first time this week. Just got half way through 4 and decided it's absolutely garbage.

Edgy

>neckbeards flirting with each other with manga crops and chicano shitposting
worst general on the board, delete this now

none of this is remotely edgy you dribbling retard

I've just eaten a chipper for tea

youtube.com/watch?v=qnZMLfanFfc

yep

you were caught getting some food with your gf earlier

No socializing for me to be getting out of m8

not anymore sadly

>what's wrong with durham

Whatever you say, Mr. Edgelord

looking forward to another exciting episode of /brit/ where we all argue about religion

Lucky you

don't care if babies die

children shouldn't be considered human until they're at least 3 years old and the parents should reserve the right to kill the kid up till that point

Careful with all that edge lad

>tfw I'm a 10/10 and the only reason I've a virgin is because I intimidate women with my looks and they think I'm too good for them

yank tourists

abortion is fine
weed is fine
gays are fine
immigration is shit
religion is fine

The gf

Scarborough best town

>be southerner (not from london)
>95% white
>pretend to be a londoner and poke fun at 80% white northern counties
>northerners call me a paki
>london rasheeds scurry out of the woodwork to defend their bretheren

was it me this time? or was it somebody else

you can't possibly tell

lol how many straps do you need for a tiny backpack.

Did you London lads see the bus fire today?

>being an unironic rasheed apologist
you religious lads confuse me

the issue with abortion is that it's random
if it was eugenic it would be better

I'm borrowing somebody's MacBook while on a trip. This is so fucking shit to use, I might just go back to using my phone for internet. What kind of runt willingly subjects himself to this, let alone pays exorbitant amounts of money for it?

Tried to teach my students some Irish today. They just laughed at me and told me there was no such thing.

...

Important

might watch bill and ted for the 12th time

did you see the car fire in boston?

Lads, how to make friends in small town? Getting v lonely.

more info pls

t. bus nerd

why do they all have backpacks?
what could they possibly need to carry around for their walk about some British town?

...

...

>be American
>visit European city
>dress either like you're on a cruise to Tahiti or are hiking on a bike trail in the Appalachian Mountains
every time

>scurry out of the woodwork
howling

dude eugenics is wrong lmao haven't you seen gattaca?

I like Islam desu

you know what to do la

>caring about the elections of a non-country
wew lad

>>>/tumblr/

>Bus engulfed by fireball on Kingston High Street

just realised something lads

the countryside here is completely artificial
its all been chopped up, re-shaped and sectioned off for agricultural use

extra food rations in case they run out during their trek of course

mudkip isn't even in the game
really makes you think

what do like about it?

that's genetic engineering though which I don't like at all because it opens up a whole new can of worms.

Eugenics of children has been practiced for thousand of years

>britbongs will NEVER experience the untouched landscape of the South Island

nah where'd he leave it?

Trail mix and red bulls

BLEH!

Watching "The Wicker Man", lads.
Pls don't ruin it for me.

its hardly as if they're in the woods though, there's probably a shop or restaurant on every corner
I don't see why you'd need more than a small mailbag at most.

I fucking live there, the one day I have business somewhere else in London something exciting besides university students becoming Islamic radicals finally happens.

having brEGGfast lads

get it? because i'm having eggs

only the agricultural bits you mong

which granted is plenty, but we do have tons of forest, especially in non-england

is it random though? the poorest and dumbest are more likely to fall pregnant by accident, and the most likely to abort

there's this big man right and they burn it down in the desert and then they all take LSD and get super fucking high every year

Why are always girls such fucking normoids lads?

Chatting with one and as far as i can work out the only films she's seen are rom coms and the only TV she watches is reality TV.

FANCY SOME GINGER BEAVER, LADS??????????????????????

Go take pics it's still roped off

anyone want this?

This isn't appropriate lads.

Please leave positive comments or don't comment at all.

At least we don't get accidentally left off maps

>non england
whats even the point of the outer regions of greater england desu
you lads should just kys's

Nicholas Cage acts shitly

lol.

literally me at the bottom

...

can I have your autograph

>the bit where the landlords daughter dances

Watched it with mates and every single one of us got a boner

good news, it wasn't built by me. One of our deckers that was built at another site went up in flames a while ago.

Why do you conflate 'normie' with 'plebeian'? You can be socially adept and have good taste mate.

>only the agricultural bits you mong
mate 95% of the countryside is for agricultural use, look on a map

yeah
have you got some?

You should see Amerigrids' Agriculture.

im from england mate x

we have lots of untouched forest here too x

Hi lads

Honestly enjoy the fact that the only memes related to NZ are that tame, like "le sheepfuggers" and "le poopyland"

Better than the memes about Sweden and Britain

Fuck the feds

no we don't

You build busses for a living..?

Why are people so obsessed with "Hitler survived WWII" theories? What would that actually fucking change besides that he died in 1970s of dementia instead of in a bunker in Berlin?

>going on holiday in five hours
>haven't started packing yet

hHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT ME AND HOW I BUCK CONVENTION AND LEAVE THINGS TO THE LAST MINUTE

She's not even socially adept lmao

Worst of both worlds

no one knows/cares enough about your country to research anything embarrassing

we really don't, look at a map
national parks are mostly agricultural too

only tiny woodland reserves scattered across the country but that's it

looks like that picture of the woman who bleached her autistic childs instestines