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>Caraway wants title shot
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>Lesnar's opponent to be announced on ESPN tomorrow
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>Don Frye to be inducted into 2016 UFC Hall of Fame
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SCHAUB

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>losing to Michael Bisping

Rate Rockhold's ability to take punches to the chin/10

Top 5 for "You're suspended shut the fuck up"

>Wake up, Michael. It's all over.

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Checked

how long would it take you to knock callen unconscious

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lmao fucking saved.
When he walked in wearing a singlet with a beer in hand I knew the presser was gonna be great.

3333 backwards is EEEE. Evil starts with 4. The Chris has been cursed with evil quads of misfortune. Everyone knows that.Cursed Chris. Bisping confirmed for destroying Chris in their fight.

meant for

the beauty of it is how the shot to the solar plexus turns luke back to meet the left

He would KO you

>Go to Callen's stand up show
>Heckle him from the back
>ROGAN'S BITCH
>PODCAST FAGGOT
>FIRST FOR SCHAUB
>He hops off stage
>Pulls Alpha Brain out of his pocket
>Pops it
>Forearms bulge like Popeye
>Gets in a wide stance
>Spinning wheel kick
>I get heem'd
>Rogan pops up
>"Callen that form is fucking terrible"
>Schaub pops up
>"For sure dude"
>"Buy my shirts"

in a fight even a blind person would see this coming

confirmed

>the foot trap
>The dumb fuck turning his back on a charging opponent after getting rocked
>getting slept by the NATTY GOAT
>The entire Himalayas worth of salt post fight and at the presser.
pottery

>a blind person would see this

impossible

>look up Michael on IMDB
>Twin Peaks
What the fuck? Is he the next Vinnie Jones?

>i can see it coming so i can dodge it

Who will be next to delete RDA's chin?

>hitting a spinning meme kick on a dummy is the same as landing it in a fight

Believe you me Cooper

spinning kicks land all the time laddie, keep it up and i'll toss a cheeky meme kick on ur glass chin m8

Fuck your coffee buddeh

Robbie won all 5 rounds

I always thought Bisping would make a good Bond villain, I hope his acting career is successful

Robbie lost two of his last three fights, this is objective fact and cannot be disputed by anyone

>drunk cross eyed man bond villain

I just realized that Bisping is tied for most wins in history at 19 with GSP that's fucking impressive.

manc*

Robbie objectively hasn't lost a round since Strikeforce

He's got a good look for it. Maybe just as a goon though

no one escapes big john

>Sleep tight, Mikey.

Legit want Bisping's daughter to talk really dirty shit to me while I fuck her.

Found Bisping's showreel lololol
youtube.com/watch?v=CDtpEFRk0-g

BJM would clean out the ref division, Herb, Beltran, all of those chumps would get wrestlefucked

>A vision I had in my sleep last night — as distinguished from a dream which is mere sorting and cataloguing of the day's events by the subconscious. This was a vision, fresh and clear as a mountain stream — the mind revealing itself to itself. In my vision, I was on the veranda of a vast estate, a palazzo of some fantastic proportion. There seemed to emanate from it a light from within — this gleaming radiant marble. I had known this place. I had in fact been born and raised there. This was my first return, a reunion with the deepest wellsprings of my being. Wandering about, I was happy that the house had been immaculately maintained. There had been added a number of additional rooms, but in a way it blended so seamlessly with the original construction, one would never detect any difference. Returning to the house's grand foyer, there came a knock at the door. My son was standing there. He was happy and care-free, clearly living a life of deep harmony and joy. We embraced — a warm and loving embrace, nothing withheld. We were in this moment one. My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.

>>SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST SELF-HELP BOOK YOU'VE EVER READ. CONCEIVE. BELIEVE. ACHIEVE. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>Thinking he has a chance against BASED Marc Goddard.
kek

Who was saltier?

unironically eddie

RockSalt without a shadow of a doubt. He was fucking SEETHING. Re-watching the presser now.

Is that a quote from The Great Gatsby or something?

Twin Peaks you goof

johnny hendricks after losing to gsp

fucking lmao

Wut r u laffin' at budeh

you have a giggle mate?
>"I'll touch you in a second muvva fucka"

Torrenting this right now. Will give in depth review w/ webms.

>Bisping's daughter is only 13

>Rogan's daughter is almost 17

Based, thank you.

next year she'll be ready

Good to go.

>"""""losing"""""

i want to watch her press out a massive 22 inch turd.

just lay a big fucking hulking turd.

Hendo is the absolute madman

Imagine how bad The Count would pummel all of you pervs for creeping. He'd give you the bants too.

btw, check this out /heem/

Hendo vs JJ?
Hendo vs Cuckhold?

What are you guys up to?

Just throw an eye patch on him. All good.
>fuckin' faggot took me eye

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>NICK SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you just hate Hendo? His record in the past 5 years is spottier than period panties. I hope he retires or fights some other old fuck like Wandy in a Russian org for a monstrous check.

that's a weird stoppage

feel like he let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going

yeh no shit

Nate tapped the canvas tho

ARTEM

Punished Bisping

>let it go on so long at that point might as well just let it keep going
Ah yes, the Lombard/Magny special

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>13 years old

yeah, he lost
watch it with the sound off - unless you're on eof those wwe kids who'll post a pic of gsp after the fight and think the marks on his face mean he lost the fight. he looked like shit after every fight, just like BJ looked untouched no matter how the fight went (until his last few, that is)

gsp definitely lost

to be fair conor wasnt even salty

>tfw you want to bang and he lets you bang bro

Schaub-Bisping's daughter powercouple when

#Browned

>that post
>that flag

Disgusting steroid hues, the natty goat would heem them all today

what a fucking snake in the grass this guy

reminder that if you aren't fully carbed up your soul is dead

simmer down, dana.

What went wrong?

He waited until social media so Nate wouldn't beat him up again

>helwani fags

Based Robin Black, Ariel Helwani on suicide watch

Don't worry m8, /heem/ is a safespace

Leafyishere is about to make a reaction video for durian. He's already made one for Vegan Gains and Durian's girlfriend.

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kek, durian will tear him a new one, leafy is such a dumb cunt

There are rules in MMA that prevented Nelson from finishing the job everyone has wanted to do

What went wrong lads?

Reminder that Ben Rothwell is a proven disgusting steroid cheater

HEIL SCHAUB