Tfw no longer NEET and dont have any time to post on spee anymore

>tfw no longer NEET and dont have any time to post on spee anymore

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>tfw you know this thread will get shut by the mods because Sup Forums is shit now

worst feel


i'd tell you that you get used to it but you never really do. you're always jealous that you can't be at home shitposting and watching sports whenever you want.

>not quitting your job just before the copa/euros/olympics

enjoy your shit summer, wagecuck

>i did that before the last world cup and it was a huge mistake.

took me a lot longer to find a job than i had hoped, had to max out my credit cards just to cover my basic needs and i haven't found a job better than that one. still paying off my WC 2014 debt

you are a great man. I truly admire you my friend

I quit my job at the end of last July. I'm still NEET

Protip: Never, ever, ever quit your job if you don't have another one lined up. Having money, and some sort of purpose, is infinitely better than having neither. Just do what you need to to get through the day, whether it's chewing gum, smoking, vaping, nicotine patches, listening to music, going on Reddit on the sly, whatever it is. Money and a life is still infinitely better than no money and no life.

Interesting hypothesis
Board quality :: Free time and energy of good posters

can this explain the stagnation of Sup Forums and relative buoyancy of boards like /jp/ or Sup Forums?
(Omitting high-traffic and nijura-like non-topical boards like Sup Forums, post-08 Sup Forums, and esfource for obvious reasons)

Not sure how common it is in europe, but almost all unskilled jobs in NA make a constant effort to push employees to take less hours and, if possible, willingly leave so severance and unemployment benefits are non-factors for the employer.

>tfw college student and have all the free time in the world to shitpost and study

now all I need to do is actually study and my life would be perfect.

study first
shitpost later

lads never quit your jabs. I left my fancy dancy engineering job due to stress induced psychosis in late 2012 and I am still a neet. Never recovered from the anxiety and depression that literally broke my brain. Id do anything not to be on here shitposting like a faggot. I feel subhuman daily for not working tbqh famdelalam.

If I didnt have a family, id kill myself and remove my shitty depression/anxiety genes from the pool but here I am shitposting on here.

>Get office job
>Work your butt off so you get promoted and trust
>work for 2 hours/day and shitpost for 4
>get paid for it
Being a NEET was utter shait tßh.

p.s need (you)s for support to either killmyself or get a menial jab.

i love college. here in America we get 4 month summers and 1 month winter breaks.

but dont you pay like 30k a year for that shit?

I got university degree for FREE

>actually feeiling guilty you are not a slave running a pointless ratrace for the jews
What...

i hope youre okay italy

you can pull through

mate we both know living like a freeloader is the real slave here. Youre depending on OTHERS to survive. I know youre trolling but still.

I'm joining the military after i get my associates. I got financial aid lowering my costs. My student loans are less than 7 grand and military gives you a signing bonus of 7 grand on signing the contract. it will cost me really $0 plus they pay me for more college since i'm in a STEM major.

>tfw starting first job in 6 months right as euros begin

it doesnt feel good. I've enjoyed my freedom. now back off to the salt mines

i thought this board got a bit less shit lately

cheers wageslave cuck

Keep going la, I believe in you

Life is full of peaks and troughs, right nos youre in a trough but once you get out of it again it will have all been worthwhile

Thanks pal. Appreciate the (you)

huh? i thought based toni paid you guys to ruin the internet with shitposting?

you know when the shit really hits the fan, wageslaves will be on the street begging for scraps of food with the neets. only the 1% be able to eat.

this
im a programmer/developer and i literally have most of the day free for shitposts and giggles

Moving to the UK soon, can't wait to work enough to live well and enjoy my kids as soon as I knock my English girl up
No more of this live to work like a slave shit here

Yeah.. Im in a big ol' trough though but I guess itll make my crest even better. I am off to jail soon too for cannabis. probably do a year or two for growing it. I did it to survive and make $$ but I really was a desperate little shit who was scared silly for having a broken brain.

In America smart students get scholarships and dumb students have to pay. Just like it should be.
t. cousin studies for free in a private uni in the U.S.

I actually quite successfully stopped using Sup Forums, except when I listen to music.

I just need to browse some website where I can read a lot when I listen to an album, and there's really nothing else.
I even tried Reddit but that just doesn't do it.

I am trying to get into this or website dev. I enjoy programming lately (python, always did C) since i got diagnosed with ADHD. Dont know if I have it but the medication has given me a new lease on life. Do you work for yourself?

>tfw used to work out and have great phyisque, have a healthy social life with a large friend circle and hot GF, and great grades at a top university
>tfw gave it all away to be a shitposting pothead NEET

>In America brown students get scholarships and other students have to pay.
FTFY

give up the pot lad. I know what its like. It sucks the motivation out of you over time. Save it for socialising only and dont fall into the trap of socialising with neets lol.

not currently, I just got out of college last year so I'm trying to get a bit of experience and improve my skills so i can go independent soon.
but for now i'm working at the central office of statistics here. p decent. i get to do all kinds of stuff here and at my own pace and discretion. been doing mostly web and database management (mysql/T-SQL). i want to master front and back end web dev really well before working for myself.

you in college?

i'm curious on how you thought that was a good choice in life?

my nigga

Naw, finished university years ago. Did computer science. Currently awaiting jail for cannabis. Could be a year or two unfortunately as I was growing a ton of it. Bad life choices ey. Sounds like a great opportunity for you to learn. I have been self studying python for a few months while doing part time voluntary work on the side. Its pretty fun as I hated coding in university. I dont know what I want to do in the future but probably end up in IT if I cant become a good enough programmer.

>mfw i did the exact same

trying to get out of this hole as we speak

she's natural blond, pale af

>female blonde cousins
>in brazil
dare i ask if you did her user?

Thats tough man, cannabis laws are the worst fucking shit. and yeah im trying to make the most of it.
i suggest you go into web development, it's relatively easy but theres a scarcety of good developers as i see it. theres a lot of shitty websites around. learn javascript and a server-side language (python, ruby, maybe php) and the best practices and im sure you'd be a great asset anywhere. thats what im trying to do. heres to wishing for the best in your trial/jail time

...

based

>NEETs
>self improvement

Thanks for the advice :) Appreciate it. Good luck to you too buddy.

no she's like four years younger than me. lives there since 5 and visits every other year.

>implying the average neet does any of that stuff

Goddamn you're me

>was in uni
>had a hot azn gf in the palm of my hands
>actually had friends/social

I got kicked out of school for shitty grades so I had to move back home.
Gf found a programmer that lives somewhere in the Bay Area.
That end result got me depressed and I started to smoke weed erryday for a whole year
At least I found a job at a shitty chevron and working my way back up at cc but still...

theoretically yes you could if you bought a home gym. go full cocoon mode and when buffed up emerge from the basement as a beefcaked butterfly.

>cocoon mode

enjoy your severely deteriorated social skills

>enter college
>apply for unconditional scholarships
>get them because there are gajillion of those out there and most students are too lazy to look them up
>dont actually sign up for any courses
>literally getting free money

I got it all figured out lads
didn't even go and get my student id stamped

daily reminder that everything you do is pointless anyways, since the universe will ultimately reach a state of heat death and nothing can change anymore. But even before that all history, thoughts and everything we build and know will be either destroyed or forgotten in the endless dwindling of the universe.

>babbys first nihilism

What about Leistungsnachweis for further payments, Mokou?

None of your thoughts or actions have any real meaning, so why don't you just kill yourself now?

>unconditional

Proving I'm a student is enough. Obviously these types of scholarships don't pay much, but if you get a bunch of them it works.

Unless you suffered a physical injury to the brain then you didn't 'literally break' it. The brain is constantly changing itself, so the anxiety/depression will have had a negative effect for sure, but the good news is that it's just as possible to reverse those changes and live a happier life. Regular exercise and good nutrition are linked to increased neurogenesis and synaptogenesis (i.e. creating new brain cells and connections to replace the unhealthy old ones), so this is the very least you should be doing. If the anxiety/depression is still an issue, try to see a psychiatrist/psychotherapist - if it's severe than meds are probably a good option, but also try to get a talking therapy if you can. Also, remember to be compassionate with yourself - setbacks will inevitably occur on the way to re-discovering happiness, so when they happen just allow yourself to feel shitty for a day or two, then re-group and approach the new day with a fresh, positive perspective.

Once you've started to gain better control of your mental health, set yourself some goals that will make your life better. Realistically there are shitloads of external factors which determine how successful we end up, so try to focus on those things that are definitely within your control. Set yourself mini-goals on the way to achieving these larger objectives, and reward yourself every time you make a small progression (and be compassionate with yourself if you don't meet your target). Don't neglect your social life either - we're social creatures, and much of our happiness is found when spending time with other people. You may have to push yourself out of your comfort zone, but learn to tolerate your anxiety and you will reap the benefits.

Good luck Luigi, tomorrow can be different to today.

I thought you meant with "unconditional" that you don't have to be socially-engaged

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I am at work, lel, suck it

the true way of the world

Yeah, I didnt actually break it but I suffered cognitive impairment for nearly two years after it. I had trouble keeping anything in my head. My working memory and memory in general was kaput. I had trouble even reading never mind retaining what i had read. It was horrible as I needed my mind to be able to work. It was for sure anxiety and depression over a number of years that put me in that place. I never knew the power it had over my brain and I guess I ignored it for far too long. I think I had ADHD too but not certain yet.

I always exercised and ate well. That wasnt a factor in what happened.

I saw at least 5 different pschs after I ruled out anything physical. They all said GAD and MDD until the latest one said ADHD.

I am good these days. I found an NRI to actually kill my anxiety and after that my depression lifted. Its funny how a NRI killed my anxiety. I still dont fully understand why it has.

I have always had good friend so I am cool there. They all know my struggles even if I seem like a mad man, I do not care to hide it from them as they may think I have a problem with them.

Thanks man. :) All excellent advice to be fair.

I'd consider myself a realist, alright? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist... I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

seek help mate. Nothing wrong with being self aware.

Bro

As you lay on your deathbed, in pain, your life will flash before your eyes, and one thing you will deeply regret is wasting time you could be playing croquet and drifting down a river on a tube was slent fucking working. For money you spend so you can keep working...

Dead serious. Drop out of the system now.

what sport is this?

tiddlywinks

>every Sup Forums banter merchant is actually a depressed autistic 19 year old who fucked their life up

lol

Bitch im 29

Tell me what you think of this latest meme of mine. (May or may not be sports related)

>video games are just expensive thumb war.

27 year old here but the rest checks out

I really, really like that quote