P-penlado is gay guise i read it on an anonymous tibetan memeboard

>p-penlado is gay guise i read it on an anonymous tibetan memeboard

BETA SISSY MANLETS BTFO

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that girl has a penis though

he's not even hard, at least mario goetze was visibly hard when touched by the woman

>Literally Sup Forums: The comment

no era argument

Sup Forums is wrong about everything
>hate on Ronaldo even though he's a charitable, talented human being and root for tax-dodging Messi
>Real wins the Champions League
>squad of tax-dodging South Americans (Barcelona) doesn't even make the finals

>root for the gay-ass Cavs lmao
>Based Warriors show those autists up

Someone add more of these examples, I know there are some that I'm missing.

>sees paparazzis in the distance
>tells his whore to do some lap dance
>paparazzis leave
>back to pee-pee touching session with green trunks man

>doesn't even take the hands off the metal bar he's holding

not doing yourself any favors here

What if he is? What if he has the tiniest pecker known to mankind?

>what is bisexuality

>root for the San Jose sharks
>they're currently losing the Stanley cup final

this

the very first thing i do when i start the laptop is check cristianos instagram

thank god for anonymity

Why do people even take pictures of this?
Who the fuck cares?

>Whore-on-a-boat at Ibiza dances over you, the millionare celebrity (of course).
"Ok I'll dance a little for the cameras. I love dancing like a woman anyway and is good PR."
"Ok bitch, enough... can't you see I'm not interested in hot women? I'm grabbing the pole with my two hands, I'm behaind another pole, and with my pelvis thrown back; read the body language."

As for the rest, sausage fest yatch ride, as per usual.

>Who the fuck cares?

Women who read gossip magazines. And Sup Forums of course.

>Sup Forums is wrong about nearly everything
fixed

Sup Forums was lester to the core
And Messi is the GOAT

>people actually thought the cavs had a chance

>Sup Forums asshurt at Mexico because muh chicanos
>Mexico keeps winning

Sup Forums's incoherent rage fuels >us.

>penlado
>Spanishlard educatión

> i-i'm so straight i-i want to s-sex her so badly i'll t-try impress her with my p-pole-dancing skills

isn't he married

>the girls look exactly the same
was this intentional?
>uhhh yes, we'd like two identical bitches to get on the boat for a photoshoot, thanks!

Will Sup Forums ever recover from this?

Normalfags

No, he's a single-mum.

he split up with his wife about a year ago in mysterious circumstances
since then he's been having these frequent cruise holidays with a load of muscled 'friends'

>y-yeah ronaldo is definitely gay, e-everyone knows hanging out with guys makes you gay
>thats why i dont have any friends because im not gay

wasnt even his wife just his girlfriend
they were together for 5 years and now she is going out with bradley cooper

Im positive that this relationship was just a way for ronaldo to seem straight and for her to promote her modelling career

No higher plane of existence than having a blowbang with your buddies on a yacht for a weekend then bringing in some slags to get straight again on day 3-4

#GOAT #TSUUUU

>parties with guys
>parties with girls
>takes twitter-picks of his mini-me while working out
Does he ever read a fucking book?

Those are two different pictures you retard

i'm legitimately worried for this guy

Isn't this what you call a beard partner?

thanks seinfeld for teaching me a word

We do

Pierre with the truth

He looks sullen and ill.

Is it the AIDS?

hes not even touching her. confirmed gay

you now remember ronaldo raped a girl

what is the german equivalent to pecker?

This, Sup Forums hates on tsunaldo because he's a bit of a bitch to be honest, but they worship literal tax evading criminals.

You act like tax avoidance is worse than murder ffs

Schänzelzügr

That's rich coming from you, John Bull.

He used her to cover up that he's gay.

Autists can have heroes too, shitlord.

Why?

We are a contrarian board on a contrarian site.

though I like Halal, this gave me giggles

>If you don't like Ronaldo, you must like Messi
I thought Sup Forums supported Atletico and Torres?

>Londish Education

You pearl harbor'd Pearl Harbor on 9/11 because The Four Fathers didn't want to pay taxes on the letter T, fucking christ man

>those hands
fag

What utterly shit craic.

>be multi billionaire football superstar
>dance with the hired girls

LOL all you beta sperglords are just jealous... i mean look at this alpha male, everyonme says he's gay but hes a father of not one, but TWO boys.

OMG LOL you se gelatinous...

Because he IS gay user, there's at least a 99% chance that he is. Just look at that pic, he isn't even grabbing her, it's more like posing knowing that paparazzi are surely somewhere near.

Look, all the women he's been linked with here are all attention whores, every, single, one, either gold diggers, fame hunters or lowkey models/tv personalities where both can benefit from a fake relationship.

He is literally Ricky Martin 2.0, muslim boyfriend and subrogate son included, everyone now knows that his PR team faked that story of him banging a waitress in Miami. Why would they do that? The reason is that there are A LOT of families living off the Ronaldo persona, and they know his status would plummet if everything came out, just like with R.Martin, there are too many fanboys/girls and religious nuts that would shun him if it came out.

His persona is literally too big to fall, at least for now, he's arguably the #2 best player of the most popular sport in the world, Messi might be the best, but Ronaldo is, by far, the king of social media, he's the #1 on facebook fans, #8 on instagram and #12 on twitter, only popstars are ahead of him, not a single athlete comes close.

And it's not like his PR team doesn't have work, keeping something like this hidden is usually hard, but for someone with that exposure is even harder , the gossip press here is huge, so if he ever came out of a hotel or a club with a girl, or if he ever got home with a random slag to bang, trust me there would be pics of it, and there is not a single one, this is too suspicious for such a young, rich and famous man with literally thousands of fangirls lusting for his dick, he doesn't need to go full Benzema or David Guetta but come on.

>craic

Never heard that one in me life

Instead there are just carefully planned photos and relationships, everything is too forced and artifical, look at his last relationships Nereida Gallardo said that he left her with an SMS, and Irina said that she dumped him because he was cheating with too many women, they are just pushing an image of alpha fucker when he is apparently a pretty nice guy in person, there are people that have come out doubting him from journos to models, but all are swiftly shut down, even Paris Hilton said once that he was suspiciously femenine when they met.

One last thing, not long ago Anccelotti said that Ronaldo prefered staying at the training grounds beefing up until 3 am than going home to his supermodel gf Irina, on other hand, Ronaldo's lowest point with Real was when Florentino tried to force him to stop going to visit his "buddy" during the middle of the week, this was when he publicly flirted with PSGs board and Blanc, in the end Florentino had to back from this because Ronaldo would not give in. Today, he still goes some Wednesdays to Morocco with his private jet (if there are no games) to see Badr.

Go back to your pic user, he's still hanging to those bars, even when a thicc slag is rubbing her ass on his dick, this is because Badr is right behind them, not paying attention but paying attention.

The Irina girl was genuine, user.

It looks like the girl wants to have sex with him badly, but he seems to be quite reserved and dismissive

If anything, that only further indicates that Ronaldo might be secretely gay.

Schniedel or Pillermann I'd say. Probably depends on the region/dialect.

>he isn't even grabbing her
>virgins think you have to constantly grope a whore to prove your heterosexuality

Who is the mother of his child?

me

'Lörres' is really urban. It's the 'Pimmel' of 2016

Chicharito

I thought you were going to play in the copa america messi.

Does it imply that it's a small dick though? Cause I think pecker is used to refer to a small penis.

pedro with the truth


at first i thought this gay shit was just cause he was metro, but he actually is legitimately gay, or at least bi. there's just too much shit now. take a look at his instagram from teh view that it's a gay man's - suddenly it all makes sense. he even has a 'gay face' goddamnit.

autismo

also:

his image is all confused - on hand hand he's reportedly pretty nice, seems relatively normal in his movie...on the other hand, his likings and behaviours publically seem to correlate only with giant cunt habits - like his shitty (totally gay seeming) fashion, cars, constantly shoving himself in front of every camera flexing etc. you can be 99 percent sure the only straight guys that would do this shit would be total cunts - but it only takes the average gay man to do all this stuff

I doubt most of you virgins have ever seen a women half-naked. So dont act like you're supposed to he groping her to not be considered gay

Oh I didn't know that. I'd suggest 'Schniedelwutz' to describe a small penis

I know your country was founded on prude puritan ideals, but seeing naked IRL women and actually losing your virginity to one are nowhere near the same level.

Didn't brazilian Ronaldo bang trannies? Always thought if you're named ronaldo you were gay

upper left forever alone

still unknown

Quite a treasure trove of information you fill your head with, so to speak.

He's not gay. He's bi. Why is there such a weird denial going on with Europeans. I thought they were pretty progressive or something.

Soccer fans are so weird sometimes. Who cares if the guy is a bisexual. It's his private time. Just move on

Yeah it's one of the worst kept secrets of football, the PR team seem to be a bit confused as they are forcing the charitable ronaldo image while pushing the alpha cunt with women image

It just doesn't make sense

He's a great fucking guy off the field
not saying anything against any other players, just saying that whoever you like, you should give Penaldo credit for being a fucking bro a LOT. I can't think of anyone in any sport who is like him on that level.

example: bleacherreport.com/articles/1894768-cristiano-ronaldos-letter-sees-florida-court-drop-charges-against-pitch-invader

...

that's maybe a little adorable

>Look, all the women he's been linked with here are all attention whores, every, single, one, either gold diggers, fame hunters or lowkey models/tv personalities where both can benefit from a fake relationship.
Other than Bieber, he's the most famous guy on the planet, what do you expect.
That's exactly who that type of woman zooms in on.
I bet they haven't been bothering you much, have they?

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>Slightlybelowaveragesizegermanpenis.jpg

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Literally those girls were brought by his assesors trying to clean his gay image after Halal got mad because he was in a boat just with men after spending the whole year with his moorish boyfriend.

But he's not gay. A memeboard told me that he is not gay.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Jesus Christ, you autists.

The dudes in the boat and that you see with him all the time are all old childhood mates from the Sporting days, it’s not a big fucking secret.

red shorts - José Semedo (Academia do Sporting)
green shorts - Ricardo Refuge (Nike Football Marketing Manager)
blue shorts - Miguel Paixão (Academia do Sporting)

What did he mean by this?

Anons how do we help the poor sad Ronaldo-sama feel more comfortable with his true self? He is clearly in anguish keeping the charade up for this long. When will he be freed from the prison of the hetero-patriarchy and live as his soul desires in the open?

You are right, but we are talking about Badr Hari, who is his romantic interest.

Look at that boner.

Are you suggesting childhood friends can't get gay with each other?

why have you got this pic saved in your hard disk?

me on the left

That perfect hairline...

Is that natural?

>this autism

Sports people make me fucking cringe. They make shit loads of money from their clubs and sports companies, yet still think it's a good idea peddling "fragrance" and fucking underpants.

>receiding
>perfect